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    Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    02/13/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    I thought these guys hated our "western materialism". When he actually gets his hands on a cell phone, he digs it.


    If only he could embrace the other value "Thou shall not kill".


    MORALS.

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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Bin Laden says: My bomb didn't xplode! WTF HAXXX!!1!one
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    And Mullah's favorite app is "Fairies Fly!"
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    Image of Henry Postigo Henry Postigo
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Taliban Twitter =) lol
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    02/12/09

    @Henry Postigo:



    MZaif One of the suicide bombers called in sick today. I hate having to look for replacements on holidays.
    12 minutes ago from iPhone.
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    Image of None None
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    We got 'em now!


    Today iPhones, tomorrow McDonalds, and the Taliban will be OVER.

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    02/12/09

    @Auld_Lang_Ziety: Only if your burger is Halal.
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    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Allah Allbars.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/12/09

    @blix: So that's what soda sprayed over a keyboard looks like...
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    Image of blix blix
    02/13/09

    @Skunky: My work here is done, glad to be of service.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Great, next thing you know we'll have Taliban Mac Jihadists declaring war upon heretics who do not view Jobs as Muhammad's chosen disciple.
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/12/09

    @Lite: is combing the desert.: "Hi, I'm a PC."

    "No, you are an infidel! I keel you!!"
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    Image of Not The Red Baron Not The Red Baron
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    We are seeing the beginning of true peace in our time - once this dude and Prince Harry are 'following' each other, things will start to change...
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    02/13/09

    @Not The Red Baron: He'll be with Obama on LinkedIn and Facebook. Maybe they'll join the UN facebook page.


    Who knew all along the cure for hatred and terrorism was social networking sites. :-)


    That is until they see the egobloggers.

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    Image of HouseBunnny HouseBunnny
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Steve Jobs must be rolling over in his grave...
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    Image of HouseBunnny HouseBunnny
    02/12/09

    @Cindy_McCain: (iGrave?)
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    02/12/09

    @Cindy_McCain: iRoll?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    "I'm addicted," he said, "the internet is great on this, very fast"


    At least we know that the Mullah isn't in New York. I get EDGE speeds on the 3G network here.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Someone should tell them to all turn on the location finder on live television.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Need to find a safe haven in the mountians of Pakistan? There's an app for that.
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    02/12/09

    @kjack: Nailed it!
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    Image of Accidental Billionaire Accidental Billionaire
    02/13/09

    @kjack: There is also a iPhone Quran
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    02/13/09

    @Bornean: @kjack:
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    Image of joefry joefry
    02/12/09

    In reply to Even the Taliban Now Loves the iPhone
    Terror. There's an app for that.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    02/12/09

    @joefry: Yes, it's a killer app.
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