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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    09/22/09

    In reply to Times Reporters in Hirsute Deception Scandal

    Holy Shit its Girl Hitler!
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/22/09

    In reply to Times Reporters in Hirsute Deception Scandal
    Mustache Rides $2 unless you want a daily ride then $1 and $2.50 if you get the Sunday ride.
     Reply
    ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of Dürer's Rhino Dürer's Rhino
    06/13/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    He needs something to drape over the bong so he can fly incognito
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    Image of Trixie from Toronto Trixie from Toronto
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    That's not a muffin top, that's the top of his sculpted ass, and while he is facially hideous, that is one sweet physique.
     Reply
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    Dirty Swamchez...
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    Okay, alright, I would do the whole fucking thing. And I love the porno moustache and tousled hair. Growing up I was on a swim team for 10 years, got to love that physique. Plus I like geeks. Plus, I like men. Plus, oh well, never mind.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/12/09

    @Rumpelstilskin:


    David, is that you?

     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/12/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Hmm, David who? No it's not, if you're serious. Ms Rumpelstilskin if you're nasty.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/13/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: David M. The way you described yourself you could have easily been a David M. that I knew in college, except that David was a man and I had to end the friendship because he kept getting drunk and and attempt to shishkebab me.
     Reply
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    Image of bjonston bjonston
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    "There wasn't no ganja on the other side of the pool! I'm telling you, it's not there! No fair!"
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    Eric Balfour, call your agent.
     Reply
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    'Stache out of water
     Reply
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    :sees reflection in goggles:: Damn it, mom, why didn’t you tell me I looked like an idiot?
     Reply
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    Fu-Lander!


    FTNW!

     Reply
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    If this is the new swimsuit for future Olympics, I'm totally there.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    06/12/09

    @miss_msry: I've been seeing guys wearing these at our university's indoor pool a lot lately.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @TRexstasy: I feel like water would funnel down the ass crack and collect in the suit, creating drag, no?
     Reply
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    06/12/09

    @HiredGoons: making 'high colonic' a new olympic sport
     Reply
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    I, for one, would like MyMoustache to weigh in on this one.
     Reply
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    Image of I'm Waitin' for Dolemite I'm Waitin' for Dolemite
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    but seriously...


    whose looking at his face?

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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    06/12/09

    @I'm Waitin' for Dolemite: seriously. I'm just imagining what all these fat-ass commenters and arrmchair quarterbacks (or whatevs) look like naked - that's right people, I'm pointing at YOUR FAT GUT
     Reply
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    Image of missneeraja missneeraja
    06/12/09

    In reply to Pool Manchu
    k the mustache is awkward but that is a sweet muffin top he's sporting
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    06/12/09

    @missneeraja: I am suddenly so much less ashamed of my own ability to lose that particular fat deposit. It still looks better on his body tho'. Just like I would. Bada-CH!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/12/09

    @missneeraja: I don’t know: isn’t that his ass, actually? Look where the waistline on the swimsuit is.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/12/09

    @iplaudius: Iz Butt.
     Reply
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    06/12/09

    @HiredGoons: DAS BUTT !!!


    also, I think the pull down on the leotard has given his junk the SERIOUS tuck,just like some drag queens I know. up and under, baby !!!

     Reply
    MincnglyWhrdL'mer was starred MincnglyWhrdL'mer was unstarred
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