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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Don't those girls understand that they are actually kissing the Pharaoh Ramses II ? #hughhefner
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    10/26/09

    @Front_Towards_Enemy:

    Is that a condom joke? #hughhefner
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Likely, the had a small, private ceremony for his penis back in the 80's.

    Hugh's epitaph: If this graves a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' #hughhefner
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    10/26/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Or do you mean "small privates ceremony"?) #hughhefner
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    Image of Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Given all the fucking he's done during his life, isn't it possible one of his GFs *IS* his great-granddaughter? Ew. #hughhefner
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Robert Downey Jr. might play him in the biopic? Or, as Hef would title it: Iron Man 3.
    p.s. Foster, story ran A1 in the lesser-read Saturday paper. #hughhefner
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    I interpreted "old penis" as implying that he also has a new one. I guess he wore the other one out? #hughhefner
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    It's sad, though. Hefner has gone from innovative threat to morality--and thus a hero to many--to toothless beloved joke in just over half a lifetime. #hughhefner
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    10/25/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: He was cool in the 50s and 60s but why anyone is interested in him and his "girlfriends" is beyond me. #hughhefner
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    10/25/09

    @BxgrlJeri: I think Playboy had a hand in influencing many Baby Boomers' attitudes toward sex -- which explains a lot.
    Fun Wiki "fact": In 1970, Playboy became the first gentleman's magazine to be printed in braille. #hughhefner
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    10/25/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: Another fun Playboy fact, or urban legend: A significant portion of their subscription base is in prison. #hughhefner
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    10/26/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: ..Madonna will be in good company then.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/15/09

    In reply to Anarchy in the Machine: Welcome to Gawker's Open Forums
    I'm not very easily sold on change, but this is nothing short of excellent in ten different ways. My favorite, irreverent two: (1) this places a greater emphasis (and importance) on the fine art of tagging. Which is awesome. And (2) this is going (ideally) to move a lot of the insidery, old-school, overindulgent stuff off of posts and into tag forums. Where readers may put the "hack" in "hacking away" at us, and we can provoke them. On that note, you can find me here:

    #sorrygabe
    #tooinsidery
    #oldschool
    #tagrelatedhumor
    #mycock
    #nickdenton
    #selfreferential
    #juvenile
    #immature
    #foster
    #jambalaya
    #rappers
    #fuckinjews
    #fuckyousoupsoup
    #thisisgoingtobesomuchfun
    #EEEEE!!!!
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: #toddenglish has hurt feelings. #comments
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    10/15/09

    @PhyllisNefler: Word to #Altarcations. I don't feel bad.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: Re: "This is going (ideally) to move a lot of the insidery, old-school, overindulgent stuff off of posts and into tag forums."

    What "stuff" would that be? Care to elaborate? #comments
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/15/09

    @MisterHippity: "Stuff" = "Cocaine use." #comments
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    10/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: Ah, I see. So the forums will be the place to go to find the blow. Got it. #comments
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    08/31/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Foster, I want to kiss you! You made my day! Anyone who links to "(We've Got) Big Balls" is all right in my book.
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