On last night's episode of Ke$ha's #yolol-fueled MTV reality show My Crazy Beautiful Life, she peed into a bottle and then drank it. Just to be, you know, funky. She's so unusual. She's such a freak. She's so My Strange Addiction.

Even though I know it would be better for my life and well-being, I cannot tear myself away from Ke$ha's highly stilted MTV reality show My Crazy Beautiful Life. This week's theme was what other people think of Ke$ha, which is very telling regarding the inner lives of stars in a way reminiscent of Reese Witherspoon.…