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    10/26/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Don't those girls understand that they are actually kissing the Pharaoh Ramses II ? #hughhefner
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    depardoo promoted this comment Front_Towards_Enemy was starred Front_Towards_Enemy was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @Front_Towards_Enemy:

    Is that a condom joke? #hughhefner
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/26/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Likely, the had a small, private ceremony for his penis back in the 80's.

    Hugh's epitaph: If this graves a-rockin' don't come a-knockin' #hughhefner
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10/26/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Or do you mean "small privates ceremony"?) #hughhefner
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    Image of Lorem Ipsum Lorem Ipsum
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Given all the fucking he's done during his life, isn't it possible one of his GFs *IS* his great-granddaughter? Ew. #hughhefner
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    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    Robert Downey Jr. might play him in the biopic? Or, as Hef would title it: Iron Man 3.
    p.s. Foster, story ran A1 in the lesser-read Saturday paper. #hughhefner
     Reply
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    I interpreted "old penis" as implying that he also has a new one. I guess he wore the other one out? #hughhefner
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    Glib and Bitchy promoted this comment MalinaMango was starred MalinaMango was unstarred
    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/25/09

    In reply to Hugh Hefner's Old Penis Gets The Sunday Media Treatment
    It's sad, though. Hefner has gone from innovative threat to morality--and thus a hero to many--to toothless beloved joke in just over half a lifetime. #hughhefner
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    10/25/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: He was cool in the 50s and 60s but why anyone is interested in him and his "girlfriends" is beyond me. #hughhefner
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    10/25/09

    @BxgrlJeri: I think Playboy had a hand in influencing many Baby Boomers' attitudes toward sex -- which explains a lot.
    Fun Wiki "fact": In 1970, Playboy became the first gentleman's magazine to be printed in braille. #hughhefner
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    10/25/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: Another fun Playboy fact, or urban legend: A significant portion of their subscription base is in prison. #hughhefner
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    Image of MadamButterfloozy MadamButterfloozy
    10/26/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: ..Madonna will be in good company then.
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    TheBusinessGuy promoted this comment Edited by MadamButterfloozy at 10/26/09 3:40 AM MadamButterfloozy was starred MadamButterfloozy was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/15/09

    In reply to Anarchy in the Machine: Welcome to Gawker's Open Forums
    I'm not very easily sold on change, but this is nothing short of excellent in ten different ways. My favorite, irreverent two: (1) this places a greater emphasis (and importance) on the fine art of tagging. Which is awesome. And (2) this is going (ideally) to move a lot of the insidery, old-school, overindulgent stuff off of posts and into tag forums. Where readers may put the "hack" in "hacking away" at us, and we can provoke them. On that note, you can find me here:

    #sorrygabe
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    #EEEEE!!!!
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 10/15/09 11:46 AM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    10/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: #toddenglish has hurt feelings. #comments
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/15/09

    @PhyllisNefler: Word to #Altarcations. I don't feel bad.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 10/15/09 12:38 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: Re: "This is going (ideally) to move a lot of the insidery, old-school, overindulgent stuff off of posts and into tag forums."

    What "stuff" would that be? Care to elaborate? #comments
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/15/09

    @MisterHippity: "Stuff" = "Cocaine use." #comments
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/15/09

    @Foster Kamer: Ah, I see. So the forums will be the place to go to find the blow. Got it. #comments
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/31/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Foster, I want to kiss you! You made my day! Anyone who links to "(We've Got) Big Balls" is all right in my book.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    08/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    I worked as a clerk in a porn shop in 1993 and we sold these things. John Holmes even had his name on one. As always, way to to go, New York Times, for being on the forefront of everything.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    08/30/09

    @SaraRueful: "The New York Times: Journalism at the fore(skin)"
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    Image of MassimoWoodpecker MassimoWoodpecker
    08/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Go with Cialis. Eventually you die anyway . . . so what if you can go deaf or blind. I don't believe that anyway since they told us that when we were nine . . .
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    LeeroySpitzer promoted this comment MassimoWoodpecker was starred MassimoWoodpecker was unstarred
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    08/30/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Excellent news! Medicare will split the costs with me!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    Erector set . . .
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    I'm alarmed by the existence of non-prescription penis pumps. Who monitors these feral pumps? Who administers them? Who instructs in their intended use?
    Imagine if instead of a penis, one is carelessly fitted on a dangling hand in error? Or knock-offs made from bamboo stalks and aquarium pumps are substituted? If they're pumped too little, or too much? What if they're confused for the Whippets dispenser? A bong? Or worse, Timmy's bicycle pump?!
    It's clear that the NYT needs to devote a series on this unsettling development. Otherwise, only tragedy can ensue.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/29/09

    @Trai_Dep: A bicycle pump? Ow?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    If oral sex can't snap you out of impotence, you might as well be dead anyway.
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    08/29/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: it's kind of a chicken egg issue there though isn't it
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    08/29/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart:

    I don't know, but I would be willing to test it.
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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/29/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: lulz
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    08/29/09

    In reply to The New York Times Discovers Penis Pumps
    $300-$600 for a penis pump? Hell, I can get a decent one for about $60 retail at the porn store. Or so I'm told.
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    08/29/09

    @ShanghaiLil: ask smails
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    08/30/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: I need to start a contracting business on this. Hell, I'll give them a break -- $200-$500 for a penis pump. I must be craaaaaaazy for selling penis pumps at these prices.
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