"Look, the blue flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO laser beam exploding. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and simply reflected the light from Venus. Now, if I can ask you to look directly at me. I'd like to take your photograph . . ."
If there are going to be lasers, and I indeed believe there will be, I'd like to submit a list of names (other than myself, of course) for the beaming, probing, and potential lunch-meating by reptiles/orb-headed enlarged squid/Tom Cruise/or cats from Thundera.
We earthlings need to have options and expendables we'd be prepared to sacrifice if ever the ALIENS want People-Mc-SnackWraps.
I say we get started.
1) Beck
2) Palin
3) Limbaugh
4) Woods
5) Kanye
Sadly, the ALIENS won't gain any intelligence or juicy brain nuggets, but you know, in the right sauce, with a little cilantro....
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We're going to believe the lead singer from Norwegian Guns 'N Roses?
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If there are going to be lasers, and I indeed believe there will be, I'd like to submit a list of names (other than myself, of course) for the beaming, probing, and potential lunch-meating by reptiles/orb-headed enlarged squid/Tom Cruise/or cats from Thundera.
We earthlings need to have options and expendables we'd be prepared to sacrifice if ever the ALIENS want People-Mc-SnackWraps.
I say we get started.
1) Beck
2) Palin
3) Limbaugh
4) Woods
5) Kanye
Sadly, the ALIENS won't gain any intelligence or juicy brain nuggets, but you know, in the right sauce, with a little cilantro....
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6) Paris
7) Speidi (two-in-one)
8) Rihanna
9) Dov Charney
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