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raincoaster
08/04/09

In reply to Wall Street Man-Beast's Disappointing Identity
I lost a bet. Coulda sworn it was a very drunk, maudlin hedge fund manager.
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iplaudius
12/11/08

In reply to More Neckface Face!
Mad butter, yo.
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loosecanon
12/11/08

@iplaudius:

i reckon that's mayo. that's the mexican style. really good.
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iplaudius
12/11/08

@loosecanon: Damn! Mayo!? I am going to try this tonight.
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T.S._delegate
12/11/08

In reply to More Neckface Face!
Based on the pictures from yesterday, Neckface is also an acceptable monicker for James Frey.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
12/11/08

In reply to More Neckface Face!
Speaking of neckfaces...

I just discovered plain yogurt with walnuts. How come no one mentioned this before. It's fantastic!
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DevilsAvocado
12/11/08

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming:

They've been doing it in Greece for millenia. Try adding a little drizzle of honey to the mix. Spectacular.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
12/11/08

@DevilsAvocado: Why did I forget the honey? I have a squeeze bottle full of honey sitting right next to my 2 lb bag of nuts. Well, off to smash plates and reek of ouzo. Andra moi enepe...
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blogissuchanuglyword
12/11/08

In reply to More Neckface Face!
I just auctioned off a used water bottle I had nicknamed Lou Dobbs, and honestly, I don't even watch CNN.
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somedayarealrainwillcome
12/11/08

In reply to More Neckface Face!
Everyone knows this, please stop acting like it's some sort of expose. Not to be a dick, I enjoy most of your posts, but if you're fascinated by/going to be reporting on this corny ass scene either do it not so far behind the loop or the better action, don't do it at all. Send that garbage to wooster collective or A-ron.
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Hamilton Nolan
12/11/08

@somedayarealrainwillcome: Yea man, you have to realize, for audience reading this site, they don't know all this shit. I have to explain banksy and I have to explain neckface just like, on the flipside, we have to explain media insider shit to people who aren't media insiders. If you can't stand any non-insider setup shit, sorry, but I guarantee there are other things on here you personally need that setup info for because you're not an insider. Cuts both ways. Anyhow if you already know all about dude, you don't have to click on this post.
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somedayarealrainwillcome
12/11/08

@Hamilton Nolan: Apologies for the tone in my original statement, but I just have a problem with the presentation of this. The past few years street art has been a corny cliche whereas once it was seen as a subversive movement, hence the backlash from graffiti artists, which is not to say that I don't find it appealing, but still. These posts purport to be reporting on something edgy when these days it's anything but. That, going along with the fact that the posts hint at some sort of expose, makes them read like a New York Times style article trying to give middle aged professionals the lowdown on what's going on in the underground street art world. It's Urban-Outfittering.
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Hamilton Nolan
12/11/08

@somedayarealrainwillcome: Well I def. don't want to be "Urban-Outfittering", but you might be reading the "Watch us expose edginess" thing into it. I said yesterday he's famous, he has a vans contract, etc. He's always been de facto anonymous so, pics of him, while maybe not a great big reveal like banksy, are still newsy, to me at least. Really lots of people who read this site will never care about Neckface, regardless. But I hear what you're saying.
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Carol Gardens
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
SAMO, as an alternative to Banksy and Neckface.
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Midge
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
mmmmm...Neckface neck tastes goooood.
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Spirit Fingers
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
I'd like to go back to the days when NYC street artists were named Spit or Ramo.
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SoLongBobby
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
neckface: the julia allison of street artists?
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narnio
12/10/08

@SoLongBobby: geh.
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Baroness
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
Wow, it's quite a sensation to learn someone exists, read a bit, and develop a deep loathing all in two seconds.
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mmstk101
12/10/08

@Baroness: I agree. I mean, I was kinda hoping he'd be hot at least, but nope. Shut out there too.
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E. H. Cotton
12/10/08

@Baroness: I don't see where you get all the way to loathe. As far as I can tell he's just a dude who likes to draw on things, and it happened to resonate with people for whatever reason. It's not like he's getting rich, right?

Now, if someone could show me a picture of 'Peru Ana, Ana Peru' I'd be really impressed.
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Minsley Tortimer
12/10/08

@Baroness: like that doesn't happen for you all the time
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Baroness
12/10/08

@Minsley Tortimer: Yes..but infatuation can come just as quickly.

I've never noticed how beautiful your eyes were, Mins. They seem to catch the light. Tell me about yourself..these oysters are delicious, try one.
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Mount_Prion
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
This made me really happy when I saw it IRL:

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Multiphasic
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
I don't think we're really seeing the true Neckface. Where, for example, is the orange juice? Everyone knows orange juice is part of a complete Neckface.
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Steverino Begins
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
Looks more like Hair Face. Or Hair Neck?
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hamburgerhotdog
12/10/08

In reply to Meet The Real Neckface
My Old Lady could never love a neck or a face like that.
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Mount_Prion
12/10/08

@hamburgerhotdog: Gah! beat me.
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