Drunk Man Passes Out, Wakes Up Without His Penis

A Dominican man says he doesn't know how it happened, just that he woke up after a night of heavy drinking without his penis.
Wife Accused of Murder After Funeral Home Finds Stab Wound Cops Missed
A North Carolina man who was thought to have died in a car crash is now believed to have been murdered by his wife after a funeral home found stab wounds that were overlooked by local authorities.
Mystery Canadian Buys Cups of Coffee for 500 Tim Hortons Customers
Customers at a downtown Edmonton, Alberta, Tim Hortons were more than a little suspicious when staff members told them their coffee was free of charge thanks to a mysterious stranger.
Identity of Mystery 'Grandma Drummer' Revealed
"Every time she comes in, we think, 'Man, we should video tape this' and we finally did," Coalition Drum Shop manager Dustin Hackworth told News 8 last Friday, referring to the nameless senior citizen who regularly rocks out at the La Crosse, Wisconsin establishment, before disappearing into the night.
San Francisco Community Rallies Around Mysterious 'Elf Door' Found in Tree
A miniature tree door of unknown origin just showed up one day in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park, and has been captivating neighborhood residents ever since.
Third-Grader Struck by Mystery Arrow While on a Field Trip to UC Berkeley
Police are still unsure who shot the arrow that struck the leg of an 8-year-old girl while she was playing near the entrance to UC Berkeley's public public science center Tuesday morning.
Mystery Girl Filmed Running Half-Naked Through the Streets of Siberia Reportedly Lost a Bet
The identity of a mystery girl recently spotted sprinting down the freezing cold Siberian streets of Tomsk was revealed this week after police tracked her down and fined her for impeding traffic.
Man Dressed As Batman Drops Wanted Criminal Off at Police Station, Then Disappears Into the Night
A "portly" individual wearing a Batman costume surprised authorities in the Northern England city of Bradford when he arrived unexpectedly at a local police station to drop off a man wanted for burglary.
Hunter's Bullet Ricochets Off Boar, Kills Driver Over a Mile Away
It sounds like one of those schoolyard riddles: A driver in northern France was killed by a stray bullet that apparently ricocheted off a wild boar over a mile away.
Who Is the NYC-Known Chef Who Just Confessed to Farting on 'Every Single One' of His Employees?
In a blind item that popped up on Eater's radar this afternoon, a person claiming to be "known in and around NYC" for his "somewhat famous restaurant in the meatpacking district" and "several" Food Network specials offers up this noxious confession: "I farted on every single one of my 37 employees."
Who is This Mysterious Spaniard and Why Did He Trick Ukraine Into Signing a Fake $1 Billion Gas Deal?
Sometimes you come across a story from abroad that is so weird, but reported in such a straightforward, dull manner, that you think it's a mistranslation. The story behind this picture, which shows an impostor signing a massive fake business deal with the Ukranian government, is one of them.
Who Is This Nude Woman Posing for Subway Riders in the Vienna Underground? [NSFW]
That's what Austria's newspapers would like to know.
Check Out This Mysterious Giant Eyeball That Just Washed Ashore in Florida
A giant 'softball-sized' eyeball washed up on a beach in south Florida yesterday, and no one has any idea what it belongs to.
