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    This Is Actually Mark Sanford's Lover, According to the Folks Down In Argentina

    Getting to Know Maria
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    06/25/09

    In reply to This Is Actually Mark Sanford's Lover, According to the Folks Down In Argentina
    Harumph! She would "dye" her hair, please.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/25/09

    In reply to This Is Actually Mark Sanford's Lover, According to the Folks Down In Argentina
    OK, this is a fail. Not because she is unattractive but because she is just a Latina replication of his wife.


    You men and your "types," so predictable.

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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: I think he should call another press conference to apologize for disappointing the Gawker commenters with this now.
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    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: She’s like my wife ... but picante! ¡Olé!
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    06/25/09

    @Niko Bellic: As with most everything you say, Niko, I am with you on this.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    06/25/09

    @iplaudius: so i was going to correct you and ask if you meant caliente, but then i figured you might have really meant she is very spicy on his tongue... so carry on!
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    06/25/09

    @tigolbitties: Yeah, my usage was also wrong, I think, in that Argentinians probably don’t say "Olé." I was trying to imagine what a South Carolinian Republican might say on meeting an enchanting Latina. He would probably resort to metaphors borrowed from chips and salsa advertisements.
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    06/25/09

    @BookishLookish: Maybe it's her personality that's different.
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    06/25/09

    @kneetoe: Oh darling, I love you for saying that. Because I bet you would care about a woman's personality when you (theoretically) get some strange.
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    06/25/09

    @iplaudius: They do.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of Nick Douglas Nick Douglas
    06/25/09

    In reply to This Is Actually Mark Sanford's Lover, According to the Folks Down In Argentina
    "I love Marta."

    "Mom's housekeeper?"

    "Gob's girlfriend!"
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    06/25/09

    In reply to This Is Actually Mark Sanford's Lover, According to the Folks Down In Argentina
    I was expecting more of a Sabado Gigante hostess, short shorts and breasts overflowing her tight blouse..
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    Image of Nickyboy - cruising the Autobahn and listening to the Scorpions Nickyboy - cruising the Autobahn and listening to the Scorpions
    06/25/09

    In reply to This Is Actually Mark Sanford's Lover, According to the Folks Down In Argentina
    Hello... MJ is still dead. Sanford is soooo last year!
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    06/25/09

    @nickyboy: Sanford is on his knees right now, thanking God for Michael Jackson’s death.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    Wow. I can practically hear all you men panting. Are we all so sure she's some sort of Eva/Salma/J.Lo incarnation? What if she looks like any other soccer mom or Chris Kattan's Mango? I'm thinking there may be some disappointment.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    Clusterstock.com has her pic:


    [www.businessinsider.com]

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    I don't know what the big deal is -- I mean, what are the odds that a curvy, busty Latina will turn out to be unusually attractive, anyway?
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    Finally! Sound of Music gets some respek - and it only took the mistress of a bible-bangin southern governor! About damn time people.
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    Image of blix blix
    06/25/09

    @Conch: Jim McGreevey is responsible for the revival of Cabaret.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    I'll bet she finds listening to him drone on more exhausting than a marathon.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    A marathon is a very long distance to "run alongside" someone.
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    Things we do know about Maria:


    -She eat enviable salad under palm trees.

    -She has a level of sophistication that is so fitting with her beauty.

    -She has the ability to give magnificently gentle kisses.

    -She has tan lines.

    -She's curvy in the hip area.

    -She holds herself erotically in the faded glow of night's light.

    -She will go into sexual detail at (some?) steakhouse.

    -She is loved.

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    Image of Vida Vida
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    Ask yourself this question Maria. You live in one of the world's most incredible cities, have a pad in a hip neighborhood, surrounded by really hot Latin men-- not all of therm gay. What the heck did you see in this hole-digging, bible belt, humorless right-wing wanker, soon to be international laughing stock? Bet you wish you hadn't......
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    Image of Slap Bet Slap Bet
    06/25/09

    @Vida: Spoken like someone who hasn't been to BsAs...
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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    06/25/09

    @Slap Bet: Zactly. I went there with dreams of tall polo playing studs, and wound up surrounded by short be-mulleted Maradona lookalikes. It was like finding out there was no Santa Claus.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/25/09

    @Vida: she lives in a posh place... BUT she studied at UCA (Catholic University) so I think she has quite a lot in common. Maybe she reads the New Testament more than the Bible.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/25/09

    @Vida:


    I charitably attribute this inexplicable attraction to English not being her first language.

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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    Anita is always right:

    A boy like that

    Will give you sorrow

    You'll meet another boy tomorrow

    One of your own kind

    Stick to your own kind
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    06/25/09

    In reply to Getting to Know Maria
    Wow! She is beautiful. Like a young Natalie Wood.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    06/25/09

    @belltolls: "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty."
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    06/25/09

    @belltolls:
    Why do I have this terrible feeling that one day she'll just slip off a yacht under mysterious circumstances?
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    06/25/09

    @rudi_freude: My favorite media line about Maria is from Fox, " A witness who works in the building described her as a beautiful brunette with big eyes who plays tennis on a nearby lawn and runs every morning in her neighborhood."


    So if I was in Aregentina, I would look for an alien running with a tennis racket.

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    06/25/09

    @belltolls: If I was in Argentina I would learn how to spell.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    @rudi_freude: A cruise ship is, statistically speaking, more likely.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    06/25/09

    @HiredGoons:
    Ah, well. I suppose we do need to update for the times. But can Christopher Walken be in it again?
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    06/25/09

    @rudi_freude: Of course, don't fret.
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