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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/23/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Ah-nold Schwarzenegger > Jesse "the Body" Ventura > Naked Cowboy
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/23/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    I still don't get what David Lee Roth has to do with all this.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Look at that stimulus package.
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    kookla promoted this comment OrneryBabe was starred OrneryBabe was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    07/22/09

    @OrneryBabe: Drill, baby, drill!
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    Edited by kookla at 07/22/09 8:42 PM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Lest we forget in the fall of last year, his guitar was adorned with McCain stickers, and insisted he would win and was what's right for the country. So, um. No.
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    Image of NoWireHangers NoWireHangers
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Well, first of all, he's not really naked so we know he's a filthy liar.

    Also, does he stand in Times Square in his underwear year round or disappear during the winter? Inquiring minds want to know.
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    07/22/09

    @NoWireHangers: His appeal..er...diminishes in the winter.
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    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    07/22/09

    @NoWireHangers: I have absolutely seen him in the dead cold of winter in his skivvies. (I worked at 1515 Bway for years.) He really is crazy... but determined.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Some photos I've seen, I wondered if I'd throw him a mercy fuck. Not a bad physique, but the Jesus tattoo is a bit of a deal-breaker. I just wouldn't want to see it, being upside down and fucked in high heels.

    Jesus has never been the sexy to me. Nor long hair on men, or bleeding all over the place saying you're the Son of God. Objecting to meat and cheese on the same plate, bleeding all over the carpet from stigmata. All right, -Jesus! Have you heard of antipasti? Christ. Let's have sushi then, okay? God! Not sexy.

    People affecting a Midnight Cowboy vibe, some dumb mullet, it might be okay though, purely for carnal reasons- you can always toss them from your hotel room after half an hour, throw them a C-note. Get out, Billy Ray! Not saying that this has ever happened in my career as an adventuress.

    (Which is a career very hard to compose a resumè about, I might add.)
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    07/22/09

    @Baroness: I'd totally do him. I can ignore the tattoo, and plus I'd love to tell people at parties that I rode the Naked Cowboy!
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    Image of miasma-protege miasma-protege
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Bloomberg will always be the first naked cowboy of my heart.
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    Image of skymotel skymotel
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    C'mon, people, it's not as if New York has done worse than a half-naked man with a guitar as a mayoral candidate... And just look at his tattoo of Jesus! That right there screams "humility".
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    07/22/09

    @skymotel: Two words: Mark Green. I'd not only vote for the Naked Cowboy first, I'd frigging campaign for him.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Mayor 'Shroomberg
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    You gotta give this guy a hand. He's got a lot of balls. That tain't no lie.

    I'll let myself out...
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    Edited by kookla at 07/22/09 6:23 PM kookla was starred kookla was unstarred
    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/22/09

    @kookla: He's an upstanding member of society, thats for sure. I don't think he'd shrivel under the pressure of a campaign.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/22/09

    @m4ximusprim3: He's facing some stiff competition. But I think he'll cum through in the end.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    If elected, this guy might be the second richest man to ever serve as Mayor of NYC.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition

    I don't know if I should congratulate this witless slab of animated meat for his media savvy at flaunting his beef cheeks midtown to the applause of teen tourists from the boonies, or to acknowledge this press showing to the furthering of his career ambitions as proof positive that we are truly living in the last days, people.Thought Experiment: f we are indeed in the end times, perhaps the Naked Cowboy's mayoralty would make for the perfect catapult for the anti-christ?
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/23/09

    @RonMwangaguhunga: Your first sentence is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in ages.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    Does anyone actually give this guy money? For real? Is this a "New York" thing? Because from the outside, it looks like the most idiotic and clownish thing...
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    Image of Schadenfrau Schadenfrau
    07/22/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Tourists definitely give this guy money, and I think they're the only people who could ever consider what he does to be "a New York thing."
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    Image of AuntPeniston AuntPeniston
    07/22/09

    @Schadenfrau:Yeah, he and his act are originally from Cleveland.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    07/22/09

    @AuntPeniston: Still, he came to NYC. If he can make it there... And I kind of like that, say, Duluth, or Fresno don't have a Naked Cowboy.l
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    Image of friend_of_a_friend friend_of_a_friend
    07/22/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: People do give him money, to the tune of about $250k per year.

    http://wallstfolly.typepad.com/wallstfolly/2007/10/alexis-glick-in.html
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    I have an idea. How about we hold an auction where people can bid on getting the Naked Cowboy to run for mayor of their town. There's probably a sewing circle from a square state that vacations in Las Vegas and goes to the Thunder Down Under shows and hit it big on the slot machines and will be more than happy to pool their menopausal resources to take this douche off of our hands.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/22/09

    In reply to Naked Ambition
    the Naked Cowboy is neither.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    07/22/09

    @BadUncle: And both I and the farmyard are thankful for that.
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