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CaptainFantastic
07/23/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Ah-nold Schwarzenegger > Jesse "the Body" Ventura > Naked Cowboy
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scroll_lock
07/23/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
I still don't get what David Lee Roth has to do with all this.
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OrneryBabe
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Look at that stimulus package.
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kookla
07/22/09

@OrneryBabe: Drill, baby, drill!
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lobstr
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Lest we forget in the fall of last year, his guitar was adorned with McCain stickers, and insisted he would win and was what's right for the country. So, um. No.
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NoWireHangers
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Well, first of all, he's not really naked so we know he's a filthy liar.

Also, does he stand in Times Square in his underwear year round or disappear during the winter? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Cicada
07/22/09

@NoWireHangers: His appeal..er...diminishes in the winter.
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Carol Gardens
07/22/09

@NoWireHangers: I have absolutely seen him in the dead cold of winter in his skivvies. (I worked at 1515 Bway for years.) He really is crazy... but determined.
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Baroness
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Some photos I've seen, I wondered if I'd throw him a mercy fuck. Not a bad physique, but the Jesus tattoo is a bit of a deal-breaker. I just wouldn't want to see it, being upside down and fucked in high heels.

Jesus has never been the sexy to me. Nor long hair on men, or bleeding all over the place saying you're the Son of God. Objecting to meat and cheese on the same plate, bleeding all over the carpet from stigmata. All right, -Jesus! Have you heard of antipasti? Christ. Let's have sushi then, okay? God! Not sexy.

People affecting a Midnight Cowboy vibe, some dumb mullet, it might be okay though, purely for carnal reasons- you can always toss them from your hotel room after half an hour, throw them a C-note. Get out, Billy Ray! Not saying that this has ever happened in my career as an adventuress.

(Which is a career very hard to compose a resumè about, I might add.)
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ShanghaiLil
07/22/09

@Baroness: I'd totally do him. I can ignore the tattoo, and plus I'd love to tell people at parties that I rode the Naked Cowboy!
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miasma-protege
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Bloomberg will always be the first naked cowboy of my heart.
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skymotel
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
C'mon, people, it's not as if New York has done worse than a half-naked man with a guitar as a mayoral candidate... And just look at his tattoo of Jesus! That right there screams "humility".
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ShanghaiLil
07/22/09

@skymotel: Two words: Mark Green. I'd not only vote for the Naked Cowboy first, I'd frigging campaign for him.
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TedSez
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Mayor 'Shroomberg
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kookla
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
You gotta give this guy a hand. He's got a lot of balls. That tain't no lie.

I'll let myself out...
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m4ximusprim3
07/22/09

@kookla: He's an upstanding member of society, thats for sure. I don't think he'd shrivel under the pressure of a campaign.
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kookla
07/22/09

@m4ximusprim3: He's facing some stiff competition. But I think he'll cum through in the end.
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resipsaloquacious
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
If elected, this guy might be the second richest man to ever serve as Mayor of NYC.
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RonMwangaguhunga
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition

I don't know if I should congratulate this witless slab of animated meat for his media savvy at flaunting his beef cheeks midtown to the applause of teen tourists from the boonies, or to acknowledge this press showing to the furthering of his career ambitions as proof positive that we are truly living in the last days, people.Thought Experiment: f we are indeed in the end times, perhaps the Naked Cowboy's mayoralty would make for the perfect catapult for the anti-christ?
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scroll_lock
07/23/09

@RonMwangaguhunga: Your first sentence is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in ages.
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Pope John Peeps II
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
Does anyone actually give this guy money? For real? Is this a "New York" thing? Because from the outside, it looks like the most idiotic and clownish thing...
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Schadenfrau
07/22/09

@Pope John Peeps II: Tourists definitely give this guy money, and I think they're the only people who could ever consider what he does to be "a New York thing."
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AuntPeniston
07/22/09

@Schadenfrau:Yeah, he and his act are originally from Cleveland.
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ShanghaiLil
07/22/09

@AuntPeniston: Still, he came to NYC. If he can make it there... And I kind of like that, say, Duluth, or Fresno don't have a Naked Cowboy.l
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friend_of_a_friend
07/22/09

@Pope John Peeps II: People do give him money, to the tune of about $250k per year.

http://wallstfolly.typepad.com/wallstfolly/2007/10/alexis-glick-in.html
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misslinda
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
I have an idea. How about we hold an auction where people can bid on getting the Naked Cowboy to run for mayor of their town. There's probably a sewing circle from a square state that vacations in Las Vegas and goes to the Thunder Down Under shows and hit it big on the slot machines and will be more than happy to pool their menopausal resources to take this douche off of our hands.
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BadUncle
07/22/09

In reply to Naked Ambition
the Naked Cowboy is neither.
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m4ximusprim3
07/22/09

@BadUncle: And both I and the farmyard are thankful for that.
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