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Naked Ambition

Richard Lawson — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:53:00 EDT

[That's Times Square's fame-hungry Naked Cowboy holding a press conference to announce his candidacy for New York City mayor; image via AP]

Naked Cowboy Can Sue Over M&M Ad

Ryan Tate — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:40:03 EDT

"'Sounds like I've got $4 million coming my way,' the Naked Cowboy, whose real name is Robert Burck, told The Post upon learning of Manhattan federal Judge Denny Chin's decision." [Post]

At Home With The Naked Cowboy

abalk — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 13:20:15 EDT

Times Square fixture the Naked Cowboy has
his own Justin.tv, which means if you can't get enough of his hilarious naked hijinks on the street, you can now watch him in a more domestic setting. To catch up those of you who have somehow missed the excitement thus far, Gawker splicey-tapey technician Alex Goldberg has assembled a montage of greatest hits.

Howdy, Stranger

Jesse — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:15:44 EDT

[Click to enlarge.]

Finally, a Naked Cowgirl has arrived to join the Naked Cowboy in Times Square. Rejoice! They can play and frolic and live happily ever after. With lots of Naked Cowchildren.

Or can they?

We're told Cowboy is nowhere to be seen this morning, now that Cowgirl has finally shown up. Will they miss each other for days and weeks at a time? Will there be misunderstandings and delayed cabs and missed subways and all sorts of other circumstances conspiring to keep them from their happy destiny? But will they finally recognize their love and embrace dramatically — say, at midnight on New Year's Eve, as tens of thousands cheer around them?

We suspect so.

And we totally deserve a "story by" credit on that one, Nora Ephron.

Earlier: Naked Cowboy