Penises Exposed in Broad Daylight Becoming Less Cool in San Francisco

In 2008 I went to San Francisco's Folsom Street Fair with my then-girlfriend and saw the oddest instance of public nudity I'd ever come across. It was a guy in a mask who was naked from the waist down and sitting motionlessly in a doorway, ostensibly unperturbed by the thousands of people milling around about him. I…
How to Find All the Nudity in Sleep No More
For months now the hottest ticket in New York is to experimental theater "experience" Sleep No More. (Well, the hottest ticket has been Book of Mormon but this is a close second.) Maybe part of the reason is people know the show is full of nudity, an orgy, and other sexy goings on. Well, I figured out how you can get…
The Abercrombie Magazine Is Back and Just as Naked as Before
Every gay man's favorite magazine, A&F Quarterly, is back after seven years. Of course, the Bruce Weber photos are full of bare asses and other beautiful body parts. It comes out July 17, but you can start drooling now, perv.
DC Reporters, Sources Just Hang Out Naked All the Time
How do you make a standard "self-described DC 'power players' and the journalists who cover them are all best buddies" story interesting? Have all the subjects be naked. Hence: "The Diplomatic Finnish Sauna Society of DC" in today's Washington Post.
Naked Guy Wins GOP Nomination For Kennedy Seat
Ayla Brown father and former naked person Scott Brown will be your next Senator from the Great State of Massachusetts, assuming hell freezes over!
Nudity Legal Here in NYC!
In August, artistic nudie model Kathleen Neill was arrested for stripping nude in the Metropolitan Museum, posing for artistic nudie photog Zach Hyman. But now the DA's dropped the case against her—because, guess what, nudity's legal! Lalalalala! Everybody naked!
This Naked Dude Wants to Be Your Next Senator from Massachusetts
His name is Scott Brown. He fathered an American Idol contestant, and he hates the Gay Marriage, and right now he is a Massachusetts State Senator. Also he was naked in Cosmo in 1982!
Gay Heroine Katy Perry Found in the Nude?
My favorite singer, riot princess Katy Perry, maybe took a nude photo of herself. And, you know, liked it! Our smutty cousin, that dad says we shouldn't talk to, has the (maybe fake?) pic. [Fleshbot]
Andrea Peyser Demands To See X-Ray Cock
The Post's Andrea Peyser, who is like a mix of Ann Coulter, Ed Koch, and a rat with rabies, has a few things she can't stand: liberals, whiners, all things pure and good. Now you can add to that list "millimeter wave technology," an improved airport full-body security scanning method. It sees through clothes and…
Latest Times Square Streaker Also Taken To Bellevue
So basically these days, if you wanna go to the loony bin, you just rip off your clothes and go to 42nd Street. Just three weeks ago, Josh Drimmer did it. Last night, some dude came down from White Plains and disrobed. Says the Post: "'By the time he got to Times Square, he was naked,' an NYPD spokesman said. After…
Clooney Coronated
· Who crowned Clooney King of Hollywood when we weren't looking?
· We're told that there might be a topless picture of Mila Kunis here, but we've been way too busy to check it for ourselves. [UPDATE: We're told it's a fake that they mocked up for the movie. Mila Kunis's virtue is restored!]
· There's a $14 million…
