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    'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    04/07/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Why even bother auditioning, when we know the part is going to end up going to Chloe Sevigny?
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    unclevanya was starred unclevanya was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Does it have to be simulated? I'm available for the real thing...
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Maybe Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry are availible?
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    Image of MrDo MrDo
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    what no ass to mouth? amateur.
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    MrDo was starred MrDo was unstarred
    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/06/09

    @MrDo: I can't even remember the last time I bought a video that didn't say "ATM" on the box!
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    3. Would you be willing let us shoot a close-up of your anus?


    4. Can you pucker your anus multiple times in rapid succession?


    (If the answer to Question 3 is "no," you may skip Question 4.)

     Reply
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/06/09

    @MisterHippity:

    3. Butt of course.

    4. Butt of course. Who can't?
     Reply
    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Instead of a fluffer they have an absorber on set.
     Reply
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/06/09

    @BookishLookish: ha
     Reply
    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of momo momo
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    I have not problem with the semen coming from my pussy, but I think my cat would be pissed.
     Reply
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    Image of Colander Colander
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    "Would you be willing to appear in a shot in which semen leaks out of your vagina?"


    !!!!!


    Sadly, if I had a vagina, I would probably be okay with these stipulations.

     Reply
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/06/09

    @Colander: and why wouldn't you -- or anyone, for that matter?
     Reply
    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of Colander Colander
    04/06/09

    @bytememehard: Yeah, I guess the shame is self-imposed.
     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Is it fine-gauge screen, or wide? Because the wide-gauge hurts and I really don't want those hatch marks on my ass.
     Reply
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    04/06/09

    @BookishLookish: You're going to want them to tell you the screen size by sieve number. It's the only recognized gauge.
     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Service-y! Engineer-y!
     Reply
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    "Would you be willing to appear in a shot in which semen leaks out of your vagina?"


    For aspiring actresses, this is probably the kind of thing that inspires those "career choice re-examination" moments.

     Reply
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    Image of Colander Colander
    04/06/09

    @MisterHippity: You beat me to this. But the chick from 9 Songs did kind of jump start her career via getting banged on camera for a respected director, so it's one way to go.
     Reply
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    04/06/09

    @Colander: If we're still calling her "the chick from 9 Songs" then...it didn't work.
     Reply
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    Image of Colander Colander
    04/06/09

    @Mary Mouse: Hats off--I didn't even see that coming.
     Reply
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    04/06/09

    @Colander: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
     Reply
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    This is going to be one hell of a comeback vehicle for Doris Day.
     Reply
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    04/06/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Lulz.
     Reply
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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    04/06/09

    @Colonel Mustard: cumback?
     Reply
    TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing was starred TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing was unstarred
    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    04/06/09

    @TillieHarper: With Six You Get Cumback?
     Reply
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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    04/06/09

    @TillieHarper: Love 'Er Cumback?


    I'm sorry. I'm ashamed of myself.

     Reply
    TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing was starred TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing was unstarred
    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    04/06/09

    @TillieHarper: Please Don't Eat Out The Daisies
     Reply
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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    04/06/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Teabag for Two
     Reply
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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    04/06/09

    @TillieHarper: My Cream Is Yours
     Reply
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    Image of TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing TillieHarper: Negress in Sheep's Clothing
    04/06/09

    @TillieHarper: The Tunnel of Love: Black In White Edition
     Reply
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    04/06/09

    @TillieHarper: The Man Who Knew Too Much In The Biblical Sense
     Reply
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Eh, at least that's better than the normal way I end up in porn--hidden camera on the bookshelf.
     Reply
    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of Not The Red Baron Not The Red Baron
    04/06/09

    @Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): Wow, you're either a seriously photogenic love machine, or on an FBI list...
     Reply
    Not The Red Baron was starred Not The Red Baron was unstarred
    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    04/06/09

    @Not The Red Baron: Really, just PHENOMENALLY bad taste in men. Oh, and THANK YOU!! :)
     Reply
    Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was starred Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) was unstarred
    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Sweet banana creampie, Batman!
     Reply
    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of TedSez TedSez
    04/06/09

    In reply to 'Would You Be Willing to Have Unsimulated Intercourse on Screen?'
    Artful seems like a strange way of pronouncing "awful."
     Reply
    TedSez was starred TedSez was unstarred
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