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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    02:51 PM

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    I was run down by a cab on my way to Buddakhan. I blame myself.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    02:40 PM

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "laughing at Courtney Love's batshit claim that Britney Spears was molested as a young girl, and the British tabloid who's paying an unnamed female Spears family member to argue that she did. "

    Did what? I'm so confused.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    01:19 PM

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    In 2003, shortly after Versace's murder, some pals and I were in South Beach walking south when we happened upon a mansion with a spotlight on it and maybe 15-20 people standing around staring at it. I didn't know right away this was Versace's old house, but suddenly this horrid white guy with a tilted baseball cap starts to loudly explain to his friend "Yea yea this is where that fashion faggot got gunned down!" and he proceeded to re-enact the shooting as if he were Cool Moe D cast in some thug ghetto shoot'em-up -- he crouched behind a pillar and jumped out and pretended to point a gun, er, sorry, gat, sideways at Versace, and yelled "Blam, blam, die, faggot!"

    Some notes:
    1. Chad Wiggerton likely did not realize the shooter was Versace's ex-lover, and likely did not use the word "faggot"

    2. The shooter probably did not hold his weapon sideways.

    Nonetheless, his editorializing of the event was hilariously grand, and all of the onlookers made sure his role in the douchebaggery world was maintained.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    01:31 PM

    @lobstr: Uh, that's not awful. Miami's full of characters. Always fun to see people go to South Beach who are otherwise total troglodytes, and how they experience it.

    Also, where's that video of you and the Koala Pillow? I was trying to explain this to someone the other day and kept laughing too hard to find it.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    03:25 PM

    @Foster Kamer: ah, yes, Koalie.

    Did you mean the time the WB fell for my tale of how he saved my life from errant tornado-blown shards of glass: [haxxor.tv]

    or this ol' ditty, same channel:
    [haxxor.tv]

    then there's this'n:
    [haxxor.tv] (that thar tornado got him a lot of exposure!)

    the all-time classic Yolanda-distractor:
    [haxxor.tv]

    and bonus points for the Koalie news hax via t-shirt: [haxxor.tv]

    I was unaware you were a Koalie fan :[]
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    01:17 PM

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "Hotmess Courtney Love reports that hotmess Britney Spears molested a kid. "

    This is how rumours start, children.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    01:07 PM

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    "Glenn Beck's job is to stick his dick in your ear."

    Aural sex?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    01:12 PM

    @AzureTexan: He likes to make sweet, sweet lobe.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    01:16 PM

    @DahlELama: And he likes a good, hard cochlea.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    01:43 PM

    @AzureTexan: Those rumors about him being into c-anal are true, then?
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    Edited by PaisleyPajamas at 12/06/09 1:44 PM PaisleyPajamas was starred PaisleyPajamas was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    01:46 PM

    @PaisleyPajamas: Yes, but sadly, he's a very selfish lover — it's never about EUstachian tubes, it's always about HIMstachian tubes.
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    01:46 PM

    @AzureTexan: Earwax poetic.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    01:56 PM

    @AzureTexan: Shinshi shinshi. I can't find the video but you should see a great episode of SNL from like 2000 with a PHENOMENAL sketch starring Christopher Walken and I think Ana Gasteyer as lovers, guests of the wonderful LOVAHS Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch. Jacuzzi. Native Drumming. I think its on Will Ferrell's best of collection.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment JohanPaladin was starred JohanPaladin was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    02:25 PM

    @pony_express: That's when you start swabbing partners, right?
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    03:07 PM

    @AzureTexan: You'll end up with a bug in your ear your doctor can't cure.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    01:06 PM

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    Look for "Lil Warry" to blow up big in '10, yo.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:46 PM

    In reply to Britney Spears Was Molested as a Young Girl, According to Her Hotmess Courtney Loves
    16 items. Bang-bang.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12:51 PM

    @Foster Kamer: You are a wizard. I believe this trumps "sparkly werewolf."
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    Image of mamacrass mamacrass
    12:57 PM

    @Foster Kamer: Yes, and the lead story is wrong.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    01:03 PM

    @mamacrass: Hmm, you do appear to be right--looks like the claim is that Jamie molested Britney as a girl...eep.
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    Image of VerdaKremlin VerdaKremlin
    01:08 PM

    @Foster Kamer: 16 incoherent items. Denton pays by the word in blow on Sunday mornings? Great.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment VerdaKremlin was starred VerdaKremlin was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    01:10 PM

    @VerdaKremlin: It's not part of the full-time package yet, but we're in negotiations, plus backpay for expenses.
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    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    01:57 PM

    @Foster Kamer: Some of your posts have seemed rather crazed lately.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment JohanPaladin was starred JohanPaladin was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    02:02 PM

    @JohanPaladin: I promise, all I've had is coffee this morning. We safe the hard stuff for the nights.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    I judged Taylor Swift by her SNL performance, so I may as well wait another week and do the same with her man candy. I do, however, find him quite pretty. Team that guy over Team creepy sparkly vampire any day.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    12/05/09

    @DahlELama: I went to the fucking Twilight sequel last weekend, and am now Team Man(Boy)-Taylor to the core. A pleasant alternative to the sparkly-one's RIDICULOUSLY asymmetrical nipples. The larger one is ringed with hair. Like a pale pink lion with a scraggly mane. That this jailbait man candy was able to wipe this image from my mind for even a second is all the evidence I need.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    I read on Nikki Finke (Toldja!) that Lautner will be playing 'Max Steel' in a big new movie. i was elated til I realized it wasn't a gay porno. I hope he continues to be a decent guy and doesn't become a Hollywood dink.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Taylor Lautner is pretty enough to make you feel gay, even if you are not. That boy is smoking hot.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Taylor Swift’s SNL appearance sealed it for me too. If you need to be convinced that Taylor Lautner is an alright kid, watch his appearance on the Tonight Show with Conan: very nice, poised, odd but endearing, a bit nervous, and not full of shit (Hulu).
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Typical narcissist couple -- they look identical to each other.
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    12/05/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: That is crazy. She is a tall skinny pale blonde and he is super-buff olive skinned brunette.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    12/05/09

    @triplethreat: Their faces are basically the same.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Sorry, since when is that proto-human brow thing Taylor Lautner has going on, considered attractive?

    Kids these days, I don't get them. And, get off my lawn.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/05/09

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    I've got to say I've noticed that musicians are often the worst music reviewers ever. It's nothing but pat phrases, lack of insight and often a startling lack of an idea of what makes music, work.
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    Image of Superawesomerad Superawesomerad
    12/05/09

    @jasonelias: Rolling Stone still hasn't figured this out. Those "Best (whatever) Of All Time" listicles they put out every year or so are always partially written by musicians, and those blurbs are always embarrassing to read (yes, even by RS standards).
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12:35 AM

    @Superawesomerad: Very true, it's amazing how a musician can't articulate what they like about an influence. Weird I can't really think of one good one.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    It's all a big plot to take over the world by the skinny people with six-packs and overbites.
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