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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    I judged Taylor Swift by her SNL performance, so I may as well wait another week and do the same with her man candy. I do, however, find him quite pretty. Team that guy over Team creepy sparkly vampire any day.
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    12/05/09

    @DahlELama: I went to the fucking Twilight sequel last weekend, and am now Team Man(Boy)-Taylor to the core. A pleasant alternative to the sparkly-one's RIDICULOUSLY asymmetrical nipples. The larger one is ringed with hair. Like a pale pink lion with a scraggly mane. That this jailbait man candy was able to wipe this image from my mind for even a second is all the evidence I need.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    I read on Nikki Finke (Toldja!) that Lautner will be playing 'Max Steel' in a big new movie. i was elated til I realized it wasn't a gay porno. I hope he continues to be a decent guy and doesn't become a Hollywood dink.
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Taylor Lautner is pretty enough to make you feel gay, even if you are not. That boy is smoking hot.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Taylor Swift’s SNL appearance sealed it for me too. If you need to be convinced that Taylor Lautner is an alright kid, watch his appearance on the Tonight Show with Conan: very nice, poised, odd but endearing, a bit nervous, and not full of shit (Hulu).
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Typical narcissist couple -- they look identical to each other.
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    12/05/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: That is crazy. She is a tall skinny pale blonde and he is super-buff olive skinned brunette.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    12/05/09

    @triplethreat: Their faces are basically the same.
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    Image of Ogiri W Surie Ogiri W Surie
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Sorry, since when is that proto-human brow thing Taylor Lautner has going on, considered attractive?

    Kids these days, I don't get them. And, get off my lawn.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/05/09

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    I've got to say I've noticed that musicians are often the worst music reviewers ever. It's nothing but pat phrases, lack of insight and often a startling lack of an idea of what makes music, work.
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    Image of Superawesomerad Superawesomerad
    12/05/09

    @jasonelias: Rolling Stone still hasn't figured this out. Those "Best (whatever) Of All Time" listicles they put out every year or so are always partially written by musicians, and those blurbs are always embarrassing to read (yes, even by RS standards).
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    12/06/09

    @Superawesomerad: Very true, it's amazing how a musician can't articulate what they like about an influence. Weird I can't really think of one good one.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    It's all a big plot to take over the world by the skinny people with six-packs and overbites.
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    Image of seyswho seyswho
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Somebody pass the bottle and the pipe, because I just cannot stomach another sober minute of hearing about the endless parade of interchangeable tweens and their interchangeable relationships with their cutesy-puke names (Taylor², srsly?) and their fake-as-shit "family values and morals" shtick, especially when you just know they're all pounding the fuck out of each other the second there are no cameras around.

    Sorry for the grumpiness, but that one had been building for a while.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/05/09

    @seyswho: I hear you. I do not recall a time previous in my history when teenagers were given such social primacy and intrinsic relevance for the amazing, remarkable, rarefied, exceptional and exclusive reason of being young.

    With the exception of the preternaturally gifted Dakota Fanning, I seriously doubt that any of these kids has anything original or relevant to say, either.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    12/05/09

    @seyswho: It's my secret hope that it's the blonde Taylor that's the top in the relationship. And that the brunette one howls in feigned surprise that she's filling a need deep within him that needs fulsome sating.
    ...Even though both know it's the wolfpack he kept at home that he's really thinking about.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to Why Celebrity Op-Eds Suck
    Err, we ARE talking about the editorial page of the freaken' Wall Street Journal, correct? As a launchpad to suggest that bringing in people not on the masthead is a bad idea?
    I think your initial premise needs more work, Ravi.
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    Image of ninety_nine ninety_nine
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Should have pitched it to Deadspin
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    "Julia Roberts is the face of Lancome."

    Oh, cool, does this mean Judd Nelson will be the new face of Aqua Velva Ice Sport?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    She makes all the other teen popettes we've had over the last few years look like vapid vampire octopus brain succubus machines...

    This is true. Thank you, Foster!

    (Just so I know, what exactly is an octopus brain? Like, it attaches itself to your cranium? Because that's how I've felt sometimes.)
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    Image of DaveDavies DaveDavies
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    Taylor Swift is a Shiksa? What's a Shiksa?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/05/09

    @DaveDavies: Welcome to Gawker Dot Com. Take a ticket and siddown.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/05/09

    @Foster Kamer: What you really need to explain to newcomers is why some commenters have hearts and stars and others are sadly devoid of them.*

    *(I think it's been a while since the whole friends/followers tutorial, but then again, I just got back here a week ago.)
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 12/05/09 12:36 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/05/09

    In reply to Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are a Reasonable Solution to an Unreasonable Issue
    What kind of a car will hold a bottle of water upright on the dashboard? And what is she smiling at? There's something wrong here, people.
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    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    12/05/09

    @Mike Jahn: I'm sure I will be proven wrong by a Jalopnik reader, but I think, judging by the gauge cluster, that they're in a Mini.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/05/09

    @howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches): I embarrassed to admit I know this, but it is a Porsche. I guess when your movie makes a half a billion dollars in two weeks, you can get one of those.
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