NASA Scientists Concerned About Infecting Mars' Pristine Water With Microbes From Our Filthy Planet

We’re pretty close to destroying the Earth, but good news! We might soon have the chance to transform another planet into “an immense pile of filth” — NASA announced today that it has discovered evidence of liquid water, the kind that could potentially support human life, on Mars.
What Is NASA Hiding? Aliens?
Steven Tyler once sang, “Pink it’s my new obsession, pink it’s not even a question.” How wrong he was. A pink UFO was allegedly spotted hovering above the International Space Station in footage shot by NASA last week. A moment after the pink spot appears, NASA’s live stream cuts out. The nerve of NASA is astounding.
An Unexplained Pyramid--In Space. What Is It? Nobody Knows. Bananas.

Whilst lesser news sites of the world are nattering on about the “World’s Ugliest Dog,” here is the real news: NASA has literally (Literally? Literally.) discovered a Mysterious Alien Pyramid in Space. If you don’t think that’s big news, fuck off.
When We All Relocate to Space, At Least We'll Have Espresso
At parties—which I go to a lot—the question is often raised: if you were to travel to space, what would be the one earthly thing you’d have trouble giving up? FRESH COFFEE, we all yell. Samantha Cristoforetti, an Italian astronaut at the International Space Station, has proven that we will never have to go without…
Watch NASA's Orion Shoot Through Space on Successful Test Flight
This morning, after a few hiccups yesterday, NASA sent its Orion spacecraft into orbit from the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Florida. The test flight will see Orion orbiting Earth twice and landing off the coast of Baja, California four hours after taking off.
The Patents Used to Prove Chemtrails Are Not What They Seem
For over fourteen years, a U.S. Navy patent, no. 3899144, has been used to suggest that the federal government is secretly dispersing a powdered chemical substance in the atmosphere, for reasons that are murky and contested. It's a leap in logic nearly as old as the chemtrail conspiracy theories themselves.
Ken Ham: NASA Is Pointless Because Aliens Are Going to Hell Anyway
Ken Ham, the young-Earth creationist minister who had his ass gently-but-firmly handed to him in a debate with Bill Nye earlier this year, has had it with "the desperate and fruitless search for extraterrestrial life." Aliens can't be real, because the Bible says Earth is special. And if they are real, they're all…
NASA Declares Test on Mars Travel Technology a Success
NASA completed a $150 million experiment on Saturday to test new technology that will bring spacecraft, and eventually astronauts, to Mars. Though the parachute got tangled on the way down, the experiment was declared a success.
Here's the First Vine from Space
First, Vine showed us illicit acts with a Hot Pocket, and now, Vine shows us space. NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman posted the first Vine from the International Space Station over the weekend, which shows one 92-minute Earth orbit compressed into 6 seconds.
Heart of Blandness: A Walking Tour of Silicon Valley
Walking is the only pleasant form of traveling by land. You need no special equipment, training, money, e-tickets, antidepressants, or Twitter followers. Whatever clothes you're wearing will do fine; a hat and shoes are optional. When I've got a few days to spend somewhere, I spend them walking around. So I spent a…
Senators Make NASA Build a Useless $350 Million Spacepad, Just Because
That thing in the picture isn't an old granary of the side of I-95. It's a half-finished state-of-the-art test stand for a series of planned space rockets that the U.S. decided not to construct. But the stand is getting finished anyway. Enjoy it, America! You paid more than a third of a billion dollars for it.
[Above is a stunning aerial shot of an eruption of the Japanese volcano Sakurajima taken this January from the International Space Station. Wired has more of NASA's best photos of 2013.]
Here's a Crazy High-Resolution GIF From Space

Yesterday NASA released this crazy GIF of a storm on Saturn where air streams move at more than 200 miles an hour. It's the only weather system of its kind in our solar system.
[The U.S. Air Force launched an Orbital Sciences Minotaur 1 Rocket into orbit from NASA's Wallops Flight Facility on Wallops Island, Va., on Tuesday night. According to photographer Louis Suarato, this is the rocket as seen from Albany, N.Y. Photo via Twitter]
This NASA Map Tells You Where Air Pollution Is Most Likely to Kill You
An estimated 2.1 million people die each year from air pollution. Want to know where the most polluted (and deadly) places to live are? This NASA-created map will show you.
