Said it once before, but it bears repeating: Twitter makes the smartest people sound like self-involved numbnuts. Except for Susan Orlean. She always sounds adorable.
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I don't know about the outsourcing policies of other websites where you comment, UBS, but here on Gawker we're usually expected to finish our jokes ourselves.
Although you still get points for the 11th Commandment.
@skahammer:
Of course you're right, Skahammer. I was just so taken aback by my own obnoxious persnickitivity that I couldn't handle it, couldn't finger it out.
So it would have been fine to take away the young mother's water bottles if she DID speak English? Stelter's an American-hating commie just like the rest of the Times staff.
The other day I tried joking around about hipsters on Jezebel, and was met with a brutal PC attack from what was apparently the hipster rights movement, lecturing me on how I was such a horrible person for being so judgemental against them. All I had said was that they are apathetic. It was the most bizarre thing I've ever experienced.
Hey Chris Lehmann: at SXSW the dirty hippies can take a bath in Barton Springs. Well, actually, that happens any day around here. Not just during SXSW.
I wish someone would explain twitter to me. I just joined it but have no idea what to do with it either. new to facebook, too but I really like commenting on blogs!!!
08/05/09
08/05/09
Said it once before, but it bears repeating: Twitter makes the smartest people sound like self-involved numbnuts. Except for Susan Orlean. She always sounds adorable.
08/04/09
08/04/09
Now, as for the one handed beauty, something about "carpal knowledge."
08/05/09
Although you still get points for the 11th Commandment.
08/06/09
Of course you're right, Skahammer. I was just so taken aback by my own obnoxious persnickitivity that I couldn't handle it, couldn't finger it out.
04/29/09
"Mr. T -- the only living person besides President Obama to have a Chia pottery figure modeled after him"
YESSSSS !!!
04/28/09
04/10/09
04/10/09
04/10/09
Could I request some sharp things at the anchor desks? And I don't mean pointy instruments. Thank you.
03/30/09
03/30/09
That's a lot to ask of someone like Bob though.
03/30/09
If Q means boner.
03/13/09
The other day I tried joking around about hipsters on Jezebel, and was met with a brutal PC attack from what was apparently the hipster rights movement, lecturing me on how I was such a horrible person for being so judgemental against them. All I had said was that they are apathetic. It was the most bizarre thing I've ever experienced.
03/13/09
03/13/09
03/13/09
03/13/09
03/13/09
I just joined it but have no idea what to do with it either.
new to facebook, too
but I really like commenting on blogs!!!
03/13/09