Head to Street Carnage to watch both clips.

And keep sending your sightings to stalker@gawker.com and we'll post them to our famous map.

Saw Natasha Lyonne at her 57th Street gym doing yoga with an impressive baby bump — looked about 4-5 months along. Pretty sure that's no burrito.

Natasha Lyonne Cast in Off-Broadway Debut of Leigh's Two Thousand Years [Playbill]

Today's the day!

The Slums of Beverly Hills star, who had been been issued a bench warrant last January for not showing up for four hearings about a complaint from a neighbor who'd accused her of threatening to sexually molest a dog, finally turned herself in to a New York court today. We're glad that Natasha is safe in custody, and we're glad to finally have more information about the dog thing, which, frankly, we'd never felt that we had the whole scoop on. Here, at last, is a description of the incident:

Lyonne's former roommate claimed Lyonne trashed their apartment and then banged on a neighbor's door, rushed into that apartment and picked up her dog, telling the woman, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

"Natasha is safe and sound in California, working on her role in 'Clara Bow,'" Braunstein E-mailed Lowdown. "Her sightings in N.Y. by Gawker people is a lie, and if Mel Sachs and our [lawyers] find out who is spreading these vicious lies, they will be dealt with legally, in an ugly, expensive matter."

Sachs, however, wouldn't comment, and Lyonne herself couldn't be hunted down. Braunstein's story then changes a bit; Natasha doesn't have a role in Clara Bow, but her father claims she's "probably" going to be the star.

Sarcasm aside, this is really sad. We understand Braunstein's reaction — he loves his daughter and you, hallucinatory readers, are hurting his family. But perhaps Natasha might be best helped if her father had a reality check: nobody wants to see a Clara Bow movie.

Lyonne Hunters Share Scary Tales [Lowdown]
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May 20th: It is Saturday morning around 9 am and I just saw Natasha Lyonne dragging herself down the street shuffling her feet. It is so sad. I saw this young girl looking like she is in a drug induced coma walking down west 23rd street past Hotel Chelsea. I noticed her because she was so young looking and her face was so dirty and in contrast I looked at her clothes and she was wearing designer jeans, white button down blouse and a cap on her head. Her clothes were disheveled but you don't see many homeless, drug addicts walking around with designer jeans on and little flat ballet slipper type shoes. She dragged herself over to a public payphone and picked up the receiver and sat for a minute and put it back down and kept walking toward 8th ave. Poor thing!

June 11: I just saw that girl from Slums of Beverly Hills, Natasha Lyonne, inside the Walgreens on Union Square (14th Street, Manhattan) at about 2:15 am. She looked terrible...she had a gray, hooded sweatshirt on (with the hood up) that looked like it was stained on the front, her face was really oily, and she had really dark circles under her eyes. I saw her in the Pharmacy section of the store (I was waiting for a prescription). She walked right up to the cashier and asked for syringes! Specifically, she said "Can you get me a pack of 1 CC syringes?". The cashier made her sign her name in a book, Natasha paid for them, shoved them in her bag, and then left the store. I was very surprised she would be so open about buying them...I guess she figured no one would recognize her with her hood up at 2 o'clock in the morning.

June 13: This morning at about 9:30 I left my apartment, next door to Cafe Mozart on 70th. Sitting at one of the outside tables was Natasha Lyonne looking ultra-tragic, with two attractive friends who almost seemed like nurses or babysitters. Natasha was dressed in a huge hooded sweatshirt, baggy jeans, etc. It was impossible to estimate her body weight, but her face looked a lot heavier and she was covered in some sort of bad red rash, or a giant pimple over her entire face. She actually looked so bad I feel guilty writing this, I just know there are some people out there who like to hear she's still alive once in a while.

June 18: I keep seeing her in my neighborhood-chelsea! I sat and watched her for awhile. It is so sad. She looks like she could die any minute. She was sitting on a step with her drug needle literally falling out of her hand as she started to go into her heroin sleep.Then she would wake up and try to itch her face. What is wrong with her face? She looks like she has a huge tumor or maybe she has been beaten up or has some sort of infection but it is red and swollen and bleeding. Every time I see her, she has different clothes on. This time she was wearing black pants, black long sleeved t-shirt (Sunday-the hottest day of the year)and black boots! It is so sad. Where is her family? Why isn't anyone getting her help?

7:30 PM on Sunday night (January 22), at the DSW/Filene's Basement building Union Square - we're on the down escalator, a homeless woman whom I first thought was Becky Wreck was on the up escalator. We began to wonder what security would do once she entered either store. The woman was staring at my sister, and then made eye contact with me when I was staring at her trying to figure out who she really was. She was very engrossed in her cell phone conversation and didn't skip a beat on account of us. Upon further staring, we realized it was none other than Natasha Lyonne. She was wearing dark, oversize diesel clothes, a 'do rag, and her face was very pale and full of crackne.

There you have it: Natasha Lyonne is alive — but, if shopping at Filene's is any indication, she's still suffering. While we'll never be sure what happened, we can't help but blame Fake Writer James Frey — you just know he convinced Natasha she could beat her addiction on her own.

Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of Natasha Lyonne

Natasha Lyonne Doll
Natasha's going through a really hard time right now, and we all miss her a lot. Laugh if you want, but sometimes going to the Halloween store is the only way to stop missing her so much.

We're not sure Natasha is in a state so bad as the picture above might imply, but come to think of it, a Natasha Lyonne Halloween costume could be pretty awesome.

Tidbits [Vice]

It's really sad when you refer to someone as a crackhead not in a derogatory way, but as a factual identifier. That being said, we knew American Pie crackhead Natasha Lyonne was in the hospital with Hepatitis C — but we certainly didn't know she was suffering from not one but two collapsed lungs.

First Look [E! Online]

Missing Star Natasha Lyonne is found in Downtown NYC Hospital.
"American Pie" Star Natasha Lyonne is lying in Beth Israel Hospital's Intensive Care Unit in New York City under an assumed name name, suffering from drug withdrawal and disease.

Poor Natasha — but we saw this coming. Sadly, if you want to help the fallen starlet with her battle against the Post says is Hepatitis C, you're going to have to fork over the pocket change for more details. Rupert Murdoch's Post does tough love like that.