The Self-Fulfilling Prophecy of the GOP Anger Morons
Donald Trump winning an election? We’ve come to accept that bizarre possibility as plausible. But telling a pollster that you view Donald Trump as electable? Now that’s crazy.
The Problem With Journalism Is You Need an Audience
Why can’t you find The Greatest Publication Ever Made on any newsstand or web browser or TV network? Because people don’t want it.
Two-Thirds of Likely Republican Voters Support Trump's Call to Ban Muslims
You may have thought that Donald Trump’s vague and fascist proposal to ban all Muslims from entering America was absurd. Republican voters disagree.
Dumb Hicks Are America's Greatest Threat
Many of America’s political leaders are warning of the dangers posed by Syrian refugees. They are underestimating, though, the much greater danger: dumbass hicks, in charge of things.
John Kasich Wants a New Government Agency to "Beam Messages" of Judeo-Christian Values
John Kasich enjoys a reputation as perhaps the most mainstream and down-to-earth Republican presidential candidate. He will cannily use this reputation to create a new U.S. Government Judeo-Christian Propaganda Agency—with beams.
Florida College Wants to Make Professors Underbid Each Other on Salary
The higher education community is aghast today at news that no one expected to hear: a dumb idiot in an unlikely position of power has proposed a stupid regressive anti-intellectual idea—in Florida.
Donald Trump Fan Anthony Mackie Believes Trump "Worked His Way Up From Nothing"
As long as people believe that Donald Trump built himself up from nothing, does it really matter that he was in fact born rich?
Jesus Christ, South Carolina
South Carolina Representative Mike Pitts has introduced legislation that would ban money, for being unconstitutional.
Virginia Republican Bans Satan
A hero legislator in Virginia's House of Delegates sponsored a bill that finally bans the practice of forcibly implanting microchips in humans. Delegate Mark Cole (R-Fredericksburg) is not some mere privacy advocate: he is saving us from the antichrist.
They Beat House!
Glenn Beck is America's second-favorite "TV personality." Leno is third.
Look Out, America—Here Come Young People!
Millennials! Who are they and what do they want from us? They Facebook their MySpaces all day and Twitter their iPhones all night, and they have terrible manners! Have they come to take us to a Home? Morley Safer investigated on last Sunday's 60 Minutes. [In a repeat, apparently!] The video of the segment is below the…
