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    Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    01/07/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    Real author of the anecdote is having none of this guy's excuses. She should remember -- as I first said many years ago -- To Err is Human, to Forgive Divine.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    Back in the olden days God smote a lot of people a lot of the time. Trouble with now is not enough smoting (smiting?) going on for anyone ever. This deserves a good smote (smite?)
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    Steven Wright: "One time I....Wait. That wasn't me."
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    Image of StickyGerbil StickyGerbil
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    Spelling at school totally sucked. Now the poor kids have to spell at church?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/06/09

    @StickyGerbil: what else are they going to do? listen to the sermon?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    There's a famous economist that just trotted out the clippings file cred-builder to convince us that he was on top of the housing bubble since 2002. His article is in my MS OneNote if you have any doubt.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    in my clippings i have a story about how those idiot kids holding the signs couldn't keep their shit straight and turned "christmas love" into "charles vomits" which caused epiphanies galore.


    o yeah i have all kinds of grandpa trappings like a gray beard and sweater too, but mine reek of stale bong smoke.

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    Image of Victor Ward Victor Ward
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    Ah yes, the clippings-file excuse


    Coincidentally, also how the Bible came to be.

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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/06/09

    @Victor Ward: So very astute.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    Can someone explain to me how "Christmas Love" turns into "Christ Was Love." when turned upside down so I won't get dizzy?


    Is this even possible or is this some sort of loaves and fishes and manna and in the desert miracle?

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    Image of Victor Ward Victor Ward
    01/06/09

    @contradicto: haha, only the m in "Christmas" was turned upside down. Still awful, though.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/06/09

    @contradicto: you have to flip the "m" and add a space.
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    01/06/09

    @Iceland_Spar: So in other words, Christ was love you but have to manipulate him a little. Sounds like my romantic life.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/06/09

    @contradicto: Heh, I started to laugh, then looked cautiously out the window towards the rapidly approaching lighting bolt, and stopped.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    Plagarism is fine in Christianity. Mark didn't complain when Luke and Matthew stole all his stories and went off and "wrote" their own gospels.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/06/09

    @Iceland_Spar: John and the Holy Spirit also pulled a "Peter Matthiessen/Shadow Country" move when they took the 3 synoptic gospels, revised and edited them a bit, and came out with a whole new blockbuster. Many less complaints about John than about Mattiessen.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    What happened? Did God get bored with their conversations?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/06/09

    In reply to Conversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
    The clippings file excuse doesn't work with college disciplinary committees.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/06/09

    @Lymed: the kids i busted for it weren't that smart.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    01/06/09

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    I'm not sure the past tense is really all that heartwarming. If Christ was love, what is he now -- indifference? Disdain?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/06/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Christ was love, then he met Sarah Palin.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    01/06/09

    @Lymed: YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER.


    Touché doesn't even begin to cover it.

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/06/09

    @Lysergic Asset: That is why somebody once invented a t-shirt that said Douché.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    01/06/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: "God si Love." EM Forster. LITERATURE.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    01/06/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: he was love but he's coming back in 2012 to kill all the nonbelievers
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/06/09

    @Banjo Kitten: wouldn't it be funny if the Rapture happened as predicted, and after all the assholes were bodily assumed into heaven, universal peace and love broke out on Earth?
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    01/07/09

    @Hydroceph: After we kill the Tribulation Force, I assume.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    01/07/09

    @Hydroceph: Get this idea to James Frey, stat. I hear he's working on something related.
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