Look, people. I live in Ca. Na. Da. And I know three people who've slept with Colin Farrell. He doesn't need bodyguards to protect him from threats, he needs them to protect him from women!
We might not ever see Susan Boyle sing again. She'll be a fluky talent like James Carr, squalling and carrying on minute, catatonic the next. Susan Boyle's Career 2009-2009.
If Caroline Flack really slept with all the men the News of the World claims she did, then not only I am very jealous, but I think she may be the greatest living Englishwoman. I mean Steve Jones? Max Beesley? Colin Murray's accent alone is worth sleeping with. And how many girls (and boys) would give their right kidney for a night with Noel Fielding?
"Marie Antoinette's situation became more precarious when, on 6 August 1775, her sister-in-law, the comtesse d'Artois, gave birth to a son, the duc d'Angoulême -- the presumptive heir to the French throne when his father, the comte d'Artois, became king Charles X of France in 1824. This resulted in release of a plethora of graphic satirical pamphlets (the libelles), which mainly centered around the king's impotence and the queen's searching for sexual relief elsewhere, with men and women alike. Among her rumored lovers were her close friend, the princesse de Lamballe, and her handsome brother-in-law, the comte d'Artois, with whom the queen had a good rapport.[26]"
I think Seacrest and Cowell are stained from raspberry margarita mix. And what's up with Seacrest's fly? It's like someone's waving a white flag from within.
11/15/09
Now: nudge me with your foot gently.
Everything is less fun now. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
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I hope that seemingly wonderful couple works things out.
I usually could care less about celebrities, but they seem nice.
06/20/09
But I,--that am not shap'd for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deform'd, unfinish'd, sent before my time
Into this breathing world scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;--
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun,
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore,--since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,--
I am determined to prove a villain,
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
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She can keep Alex Zane though.
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Like maybe a scandal in the late 1700s involving a French royal and a lady of the theatre and some very telling etchings that were circulated?
Just wondering is this is a contemporary phenomena.
06/14/09
Off the top of my head, there's the old "Duchess of Argyll"/headless man blow job scandal.
[en.wikipedia.org]
06/14/09
"Marie Antoinette's situation became more precarious when, on 6 August 1775, her sister-in-law, the comtesse d'Artois, gave birth to a son, the duc d'Angoulême -- the presumptive heir to the French throne when his father, the comte d'Artois, became king Charles X of France in 1824. This resulted in release of a plethora of graphic satirical pamphlets (the libelles), which mainly centered around the king's impotence and the queen's searching for sexual relief elsewhere, with men and women alike. Among her rumored lovers were her close friend, the princesse de Lamballe, and her handsome brother-in-law, the comte d'Artois, with whom the queen had a good rapport.[26]"
[en.wikipedia.org]
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