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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/17/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    I don't get it. Did he say Candlejack or someth #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/17/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    Oh, HELL NO. He better not have every tweet cut off like that or I'll pretend-sue him for idea stealing. #neilpatrickharris
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    doozy wowser : tweetin - ur doin it righ #neilpatrickharris
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    And now, your moment of squee. #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of Terrafractal Terrafractal
    11/16/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    I know this is completely off topic, but I need a lot of sage anonymous advice from hard-drinking literary people who are what drive me to this website in the first place. How much culpability does one possess for inappropriate things they said on the night on their 21st birthday?

    Also: NPH is the opposite of allergic to timing. <333 #neilpatrickharris
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    11/16/09

    @Terrafractal: None. I got so drunk that night I started telling people I'd be dead within a year due to an extremely debilitating festival of pill-popping I was in the midst of at the time. I turn twenty-three in two weeks. #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/16/09

    @Terrafractal: I drank a lot, smoked a bit and went to a titty bar. Honestly, I don't think asking advice on this subject is going to find you the correct answer. #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/16/09

    @Terrafractal: Racial slurs and/or sexual advances toward members of your immediate family are unacceptable under any circumstances. Otherwise, you're good to go. #neilpatrickharris
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    11/17/09

    @DahlELama: phew? #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/17/09

    @Terrafractal: Oh, and I assume a "happy birthday" is in order? #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/17/09

    @DahlELama: What about racial slurs toward members of your immediate family? #neilpatrickharris
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    11/17/09

    @Glib and Bitchy: Umm, I'm pretty sure the rules say that those cancel each other out and are therefore OK. Hope my absolution makes your next family reunion a little less awkward! #neilpatrickharris
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    That tweet is metaDoogielicious. #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/16/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    Yay! #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    11/16/09

    @raincoaster: Where was NPH between Dougie Houser and about three years ago? I want to see what he did in that time. #neilpatrickharris
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    11/17/09

    @uncivilly obedient: Harold and Kumar. And he was teh ossum. #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/17/09

    @raincoaster: And lots and lots of The-Ater! #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of senatormayer senatormayer
    11/16/09

    In reply to Neil Patrick Harris' First Tweet is a Doozy
    I would kidnap, brainwash, and marry Neil Patrick Harris if any of those were legal in my state. #neilpatrickharris
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    11/16/09

    @senatormayer: Have they outlawed brainwashing? Uh oh. #neilpatrickharris
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    11/16/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I actually thought about editing that out but couldn't think of something to replace it with. #neilpatrickharris
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    11/16/09

    @senatormayer: Kidnapping and brainwashing although illegal (and evil) is still possible to do in these here United States. Gay marriage (I'm assuming that's what you were referring to) is a human right, yet not possible in 99% (+/-) of the country. #neilpatrickharris
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    Image of cyn10559 cyn10559
    11/16/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Tries to Play It Straight on the Cover of Big Gay Magazine
    sorry to burst your bubble Brian but in "my day", I slept with more gay men than straight. I was hot, they were hot, so why not get down? May not have been either one of our long time prefrences but it was a Hell of alot of fun! Get over it and let people do whatever blows their skirt up....
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/17/09

    I'm with you, cyn10559. I slept with way more women & young ladies after I came-out than when I was playing it straight..
    And, yeah, it was the 80's and (as I remember it) I was hot too. #cyndilauper
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/16/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Tries to Play It Straight on the Cover of Big Gay Magazine
    What's he complaining about? That just means it's fresh! #cyndilauper
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Tries to Play It Straight on the Cover of Big Gay Magazine
    Adam hadn't been properly warned by his handlers just how close he is to becoming the Richard Grieco of the Aughts. #cyndilauper
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/16/09

    @unclevanya: Ooh! Burn. #cyndilauper
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/16/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Tries to Play It Straight on the Cover of Big Gay Magazine
    Clearly, he needs to release a sex tape. #cyndilauper
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    11/16/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Tries to Play It Straight on the Cover of Big Gay Magazine
    The hair is ridiculous. #cyndilauper
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    blix promoted this comment FaceMelter was starred FaceMelter was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    11/16/09

    @FaceMelter: He looks like Buster Poindexter cast as the emcee in Cabaret. #cyndilauper
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/16/09

    In reply to Adam Lambert Tries to Play It Straight on the Cover of Big Gay Magazine
    I think it had less to do with the woman not being clean and more to do with the fact that he's a big homo and is, therefore, repulsed by vagina. That's just how it works. #cyndilauper
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    11/16/09

    @mattchew03: Yeah, absolutely, however, I don't get the repulsion part and do find it kind of offensive. You have no idea how often I heard the same story about some poor guy's fumbling high school experience with a "disgusting" vagina. I don't get it, I'm a straight female and I do not find other women's vaginas disgusting, not exactly enticing, but not repulsive either. Most lesbians I know who have slept with men at some point in their lives never comment on finding the penis revolting. It always felt misogynistic to me... especially the "eewww gross" parts of the story. Also, I know that not all gay men feel this way-- some are kinda into it.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/16/09

    @pony_express: Maybe the penis isn't revolting because it is similar to a long, smooth, large finger -- and nobody finds fingers gross, as a rule; whereas the vage is a wet, stinky, hairy, deep, nasty hole that bleeds a lot. #cyndilauper
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/16/09

    @bytememehard: Dear Lord, please tell me you say that as a woman and facetiously. #cyndilauper
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    Image of pony_express pony_express
    11/16/09

    @bytememehard: From which you were born of. #cyndilauper
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/16/09

    @pony_express: I don't usually like to link elsewhere on here, but this just may be the greatest thing you'll ever read on the subject: [wordsmoker.com] #cyndilauper
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/16/09

    @Understater: No, I say it as a gay man who has seen the Vagina Monologues 3 times (including once with the late, fabulous Nell Carter), who still finds girl gash nasty. /ew/
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    11/16/09

    @pony_express: Not my idea. #cyndilauper
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    Image of KentuckyBabe KentuckyBabe
    11/16/09

    @bytememehard: and an asshole... is what? #cyndilauper
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    11/16/09

    @bytememehard: How can Nell Carter be in the Vagina Monologues when she had her vagina ripped off in a zipper. True story! #cyndilauper
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/16/09

    @KentuckyBabe: Tasty! #cyndilauper
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/16/09

    @pony_express: I don't think it's uncommon for women to find the penis unattractive from an aesthetic standpoint---like Elaine said on Seinfeld, it's utilitarian, it gets you around, it's like a Jeep. For others, it's just a matter of being familiar with it. There is a theory that The Frog Prince was told to girls as kind of a fable about getting over the idea that male genitalia is repulsive. Once the princess fell in love with the frog and responded to him physically, he wasn't icky anymore. #cyndilauper
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    11/16/09

    @DahlELama: Thanks for the link, totally appreciated! #cyndilauper
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    11/16/09

    @bytememehard: and let's face it, an asshole is also occasionally bloody, sometimes hairy, and not always so fresh. But see?? That is what makes the world so great, so many parts to please so many discriminating palates, all of which have beauty, if only in the eye of the beholder.
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    11/16/09

    @VioletViolet: And now there is new meaning to the statement, "you have to kiss a lot of frogs..." #cyndilauper
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    11/16/09

    @pony_express: a word to the "ew! vagina" geighs: us vagina having hags had your back in high school. how bout a little respect for us and our lady parts, thank you. #cyndilauper
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    11/16/09

    @Brian Moylan: Just proves what a fine actor she was! #cyndilauper
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    11/16/09

    @pony_express: Sweetheart, are you under the impression this is Jezebel? #cyndilauper
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    11/16/09

    @cocodevaux: Oh, we've totally got your back. It's the front where you're kind of...on your own. And really, only the bottom part of that. Because we really, really love hooters. I mean, in the interests of complete honesty, here. #cyndilauper
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/18/09

    @pony_express: I'm not sure I agree. I have many, many lesbian friends and I've heard several of them talk about how they think "dangly bits" are gross.

    It doesn't bother me and I don't take it personally. It's just something they don't like.

    I think it's fair for some gay men to think pussy is gross. I don't think all of them feel that way. I suspect there is a whole range between being curious about it, being indifferent to it and flat out not liking it.

    And I suspect that there are a lot of lesbians who fall into the same spectrum.
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Hugh Jackman Will Let Someone Else Try to Top His Gayest Oscars Ever
    That's too bad, because it was pretty good. First time I sat through the Oscars. #hughjackman
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