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    Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible

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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    If there actually are any, every woman who ever slept with this guy--exempting those who were paid for services rendered--should be shot for treason against reason.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Neil Strauss gives survival a bad name.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Something tells me that, "offshore assets" or not, in a crisis Strauss would be the first man shrieking like a howler monkey/shoving women and children out of the lifeboat/running away, arms flapping impotently.


    Maybe it's the shirt.

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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    03/02/09

    @City_Dater: Costanza at the birthday party. Absolutely.
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Where I come grew up, men who say stuff like this have hobbies that involve wearing ensembles of bright orange AND camouflage, and they have glamor shots of their big-haired wives above their hearths, their hearths that are molded out of plastic that is made to look like wood trim. And their homes were delivered to them in sections And they have plastic deer in their front yards year round.


    "Stock your home. Have a few weeks of water and food. So-called Meal-Ready-to-Eats, or MREs, are a good idea because they're so compact and last for seven years. But nuts, canned foods, protein bars-dense stuff like that with a long shelf-life is fine. Get a generator and some gas for it. Take an EMT class so you can help if anything happens to someone you love. I'd also buy a hand-cranked radio and a flashlight."

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    03/02/09

    @gawkimo: haha. meal-ready-to-eats? How about meals-ready-to-eat.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    I can't wait for his parenting book.


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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    He's pretty good on paper--BL has worked on a few of his books, and they are quite spiffy--but then he tried to up his game and insert his actual spindly person into his projects, i.e., get noticed via face time, and he is making a total ass/tool of himself.


    Writers: The cloak of mystery can be your best friend. Use it wisely.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Hey dipshit, the t-shirt goes UNDER the Oxford.


    Also, I've been to St. Kitts. He'd better learn how to fish instead.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    03/02/09

    @Jack_Burton: Gunsite, where he "learned to shoot," was a good choice, but a class or 2 doesn't make you Colonel Cooper.


    I guess he missed the "zombie" boat and still wanted to cash-in.


    Still interested? Look up these authors instead: Rangar Benson, George Hayduke, Bruce Clayton, Kurt Saxon, and so on. Read all the military field manuals you can find. Read up on "object permanence."


    Then, rent Survivors, w/ Robin Williams and Walter Mattheau.

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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Pink oxford + Charlie's Angels Tee + prissy pose - gym membership =
    Soldier of Fortune SuperStud!!1!


    Who knew?

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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    I remember when Strauss was a well-respected music writer back in the 90's. What the hell happened to him?
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Fuck you, Strauss. There's more to goddamned life than mere "survival."
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    03/02/09

    @Dickdogfood: Is there? Explain, please, to those of us hanging on by a thread.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    03/02/09

    @Dickdogfood: It looks like he's covering the reproduction angle as well. All he needs now is to write a book about defecation and eating.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    03/02/09

    @i'm a bottle: He could co-author it with Guy Fieri for that perfect trifecta of utter shit.
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    03/02/09

    @bytememehard: Go read the holy book of your choice, I dunno.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Ladies - what does it take for you to get in bed with this man. Because he's either a fraud, uses roofies, or really does have "game"
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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    In all fairness, the only reason I ever go to the gym is so that I'm in shape in case I'm recruited by a rogue CIA operative/computer program. You have to prepare for these things people. And who better to teach us?


    Damn you, Eagle Eye!

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    Image of mariamariamaria mariamariamaria
    03/02/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: I go to prepare for the inevitable zombie uprising.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    "Yo, check it: After the terrorists kill us all there will be nothing but cockroaches left to mack on in the post-apocalyptic dating scene. But if you follow my thirty-seven simple rules, those bugs will find you and your canned food fuckin' irresistable, bro."
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    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Wow, how can so much manly man be packed into 120 pounds?
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/02/09

    @tammyfey: The shaved head says "I'm in jail." The goatee shaved to resemble a woman's pubic patch says "I'm popular."
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    03/02/09

    @saythatscool: yea - popular in jail - so I think it might actually be penis he's pulling, AND NOT HIS OWN.
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    Image of PrincessKashmir PrincessKashmir
    03/02/09

    @tammyfey: That's the same thing I ask my husband every night after he finishes sexing me!


    [www.instantrimshot.com]


    (Of course, I haven't seen 120 pounds in quite a while, so the joke's on me.)

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/02/09

    In reply to Neil Strauss Is Now Invincible
    Well, if he can build one of these, I'll buy the book.


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    Image of blix blix
    03/02/09

    @BadUncle: The Professor could make anything out of bamboo, palm fronds and seashells. How come he never made a damn boat?
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    03/02/09

    @blix: He was too busy eating all of Mary Ann's delicious coconut cream pies.
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    Image of blix blix
    03/02/09

    @Mama Penguino: Hmm...pie!
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    Image of Truculent Truculent
    03/02/09

    @BadUncle: Where do you find these marvelous pictures? And Blix is right. The damn boat had a hole in it the size of a basketball. Patch the sucker with palm and bamboo, then get the hell off the island. Or push it in and have everyone stand on one side so the hole is out of the water.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/02/09

    @Truculent: Google image search and/or flickr. It all comes down to the right search terms, such as: "idiots that can't patch a boat."
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