In the wake of any gigantic news story, like the death of Osama bin Laden, there are a million other little news stories that don't get nearly enough attention, starve to death, and then wash up on shore with all the other forgotten driftwood. Here are some that got screwed today.
you ever have a sense of déjà vu when watching reality TV? Like when a show comes back from commercial and you're like, "Wait a minute. Didn't I just see that?" Yeah, you probably did, and it's annoying as all hell. Why must reality producers treat us like imbeciles?
Last night Cynthia Bailey got married on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. To celebrate her nuptials—and the season itself—we got them the only gift we could afford: a poem.
Kim and Kandi are on tour, so some inevitable drama happened when NeNe met the crew in Florida and one of the noisiest fights on this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta erupted. Watch it all go down inside.
What we got from this profile of Bravo executive Andy Cohen in the Times today is that he basically is like the kid brother to every celebrity on Earth. He just goes around and makes them feel like normal people!
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene and Sheree went through break ups, Phaedra got used to being a mother, and Kim bought Brielle a purity ring nicer than most wedding rings.
In July, Stephen Colbert and Andy Cohen reenacted Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon's Real Housewives of NYC fight (video). On tonight's Watch What Happens: Live, Kristin Chenoweth and Molly Shannon reenacted two Real Housewives of Atlanta brawls. Watch inside.
At a mother's day lunch, what else is there to talk about but boob jobs and how pregnant you may or may not be? This was a memorable mother's day, even by Real Housewives standards.
Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert calls out anti-gay GOP candidates, Barney gets sexually childish on HIMYM, NeNe undergoes a Real Housewives nose job, Chelsea Handler hates the CW, and the Back to the Future cast reunites on The Today Show!
Nene's surgery episode has arrived, and girlfriend looks good and keeps everyone laughing while she's recovering. You may have thought nothing could overshadow Nene on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but Phaedra's baby shower has everything from ballerinas to big hats.
The New York Post's gossip column Page Six issued a correction today but it still hasn't caught two mistakes it made the day before yesterday. Is new editor Emily Smith really ready to take over the storied gossip column?
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back, and there's new girls, new drama, and Kim's kids are teenagers.
Sources say the star has made up her mind. Lindsay Lohan nonsensically addresses her white powder accident. Mischa Barton barfs. Levi Johnston is back for more. Michael Jackson wasn't dead at the hospital. Tuesday's gossip is alive. It's alive!
Logo's gay housewives show must have scared off potential participants with the name "Kept," so it was given a new title and direction. But producers still plan to feature buff, beautiful Gay-listers. And they're still casting. Lucky you!
• There's both good and bad news for Mischa Barton. The bad: She's reportedly drinking again and was seen "knocking back shots and drinking margaritas" earlier this week. (As you may remember, that sort of behavior led Mischa to spend some time in the hospital this past summer.) The good news: She supposedly looked…
Yesterday Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak sang her hit song "Tardy for the Party" live for the first time. It is the scariest thing to happen on television since Britney Spears crashed an burned at the VMAs. Worse even!
We warned you against a bunch of "topical" Halloween costumes to avoid because they were going to be played-out and everyone would wear them. Well, Regis and Kelly ignored all our advice and dressed up as every one.
[Real Housewives of Atlanta Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes must have made up after their strangulation incident, because they were hooting it up together in L.A. last night. Image via X17]
Last night we had to say farewell to The Real Housewives of Atlanta until they come back for another season of sass talking and wig pulling. We were incredibly sad. There is only one way to express our melancholy: poetry.
It's kind of like getting laid on Manhunt. If you want to be on Logo's Kept, you have to be hot, fabulous, have a place to live, and have pictures, lots and lots of pictures!
