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    The City: The Day the Music Cried

    Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo

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    Image of ArmCandy ArmCandy
    02/10/09

    In reply to The City: The Day the Music Cried
    Olivia, you can't pull that above-it crap and ask to keep personal and professional lives separate when YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP.


    I got geek-excited when secretly-smart Whitney said "you couldn't care less" right before lego head sputtered out something like "either nor," ugh.

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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    02/10/09

    @ArmCandy: EXACTLY, amiright? PLUS WHICH, if you're so concerned about a fucking dress code: SAY SOMETHING IN ADVANCE. She'd seen the band, she knew what they were like. If she wanted a string quartet to wear tops & tails and play Haydn, she should have gone to the Philhar-fucking-monic instead of Aunt Jay.


    And in conclusion: what a stupid whore.

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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    02/10/09

    In reply to The City: The Day the Music Cried
    Livvy was all, "I can't control my flying monkey." As if! But someone bumped her shoulder at a rawk concert , she was too traumed anyway. Nevan's a cokey cretin, but Aunt Jay's (genius btw) "music" really was teh suckdom.

    I almost can't hate Liv's bitchcraft, she at least seems to have self-awareness: Wake up, Polyanna, we're all horrible frauds here. Get over yourself.


    Erin should be spayed. Horny half-wits running around can lead to unwanted litters, no good.

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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    02/10/09

    In reply to The City: The Day the Music Cried
    Richard's brilliant reviews remind of mad libs, but way funnier.
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    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    I would just like to see Debra Winger punch Olivia Palermo in the face.
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    Image of Colander Colander
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    If there's ever a Two Girls, One Cup: The Movie, she could play the turds (or the puke, depending on the version of the script they go with).
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    Image of CatherineTrammell CatherineTrammell
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    This bitch can't even pull off being the low-rent version of Heidi Montag. I see Miley Cyrus winning an Oscar before I see this hag being cast as a dayplayer on any show that has a call sheet.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    Some enterprising film student should round up all these ambitious but untalented "reality" bimbos and himbos and charge them a couple thousand dollars apiece ("investment in your future") to appear in a sure-to-be brilliant romantic comedy. Spend a few weeks shooting (with no film in the camera) and then tell them months later the distributor reneged. Repeat as necessary to satisfy student loan officer.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    What about Olivia as Olivia Newton John?
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    I see her in a Clue remake.


    "I...am...your singing telegram!" Bang!

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    01/28/09

    @Steverino Begins: Communism was just a red herring.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    01/28/09

    @HiredGoons: Mrs. Peacock was a man?
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    Image of dado dado
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    "Boxing Helena" is due for a redo.
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    What about Olivia as Lindsay Lohan? She could star in OMG, I Know Who Killed Me, Too! as a bright young New School student who has a serious accident (or was it!?!?) in the Swayduck that puts in her a coma. When she awakens, she is convinced that she is Xujk, a strip-pole aerobics instructor at the Union Square Crunch who lives in Sunset Park and summers in East New York. Due to the accident (or was it!?!?) she now has a prosthetic nostril. Bizarre emails from NSU Czar John Kerry seem to hold clues to her real identity and the real meaning behind her C- in Modern Mini-Skirt Seam Tutorial. Meredith Baxter, Lark Voorhies, and Alex Winter co-star.
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    Any role that requires that "I'm dead inside" look is perfect.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    01/28/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: Sorry, William Hurt has that market cornered.
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    Image of Portmanteautally Portmanteautally
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    In high school, the silly stoner crowd had a rule that only foods with "Munch" in the name could be consumed while high. Crunch N Munch, Munchos, etc.


    I love Munchos to this day. They are the stoned person's Pringle.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    01/28/09

    @Portmanteautally: <- concurs.
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    Image of sarah0220 (please don't take my star) sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
    01/28/09

    @Portmanteautally: I had a bag of Munchos the other day. Delicious.
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    Image of Jackiewsu Jackiewsu
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    Somedumb Millionaire
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    Image of Colander Colander
    01/28/09

    @Jackiewsu: Hosebeast Millionaire?
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    01/28/09

    In reply to Five Possible Movie Roles for Olivia Palermo
    Seeing as her range of emotions seems to stretch from bitchy to haughty to bitchy AND haughty (now with more condescending judging!), maybe Regina George and Georgina Sparks roles would be a more realistic goal.
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