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    Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?

    Neverland Crowds Should Beat It

    Michael Jackson Keeps Neverland In The Family
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    Image of whatnottowear whatnottowear
    07/02/09

    In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
    for the au courant impaired, like myself, is this a reference to twittering about mj's funeral plans? or is ashton kutcher somehow involved in this mess without me noticing it?
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/02/09

    @whatnottowear: Think punked.
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    Image of Mosesnoses Mosesnoses
    07/02/09

    In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
    This is actually quite hilarious. Matt is walking around an empty house, going from room to room and describing it as, "This room used to have chairs and sofas and rugs." Then he opens the door to an empty closet and says, completely straight-faced, "This used to have clothes in it."
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/02/09

    @Mosesnoses: and then he gestured to himself and said "this person's career used to have a point to it.."
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    07/02/09

    In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
    When does the "Dancing on his Grave" contest start?
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    07/02/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: For the malicious and the mostly uninformed, this has already started.
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    Image of The One The One
    07/02/09

    In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
    Didn't he look like a corpse for the last few years anyway?
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    Image of Queen of the Passive Aggressives Queen of the Passive Aggressives
    07/02/09

    In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
    The Jacksons are officially the creepiest family ever. What type of respect is it to have an open casket for the public when the guy spent most of his life with his face covered in masks?
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/02/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives:
    I understand there are plans to put him in a glass coffin. When are they casting for the seven dwarfs?
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    Image of Sneeze In Bed Sneeze In Bed
    07/02/09

    @rudi_freude: [little boy joke]
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/02/09

    @rudi_freude:

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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    07/02/09

    @Queen of the Passive Aggressives: Honestly I was kind of hoping they would go the Lenin's Tomb route and take him on tour. Doesn't he already own a sleep chamber that could preserve him?
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    07/02/09

    @robotwaste:
    If Papa Joe gets his way, I have no doubt that corpse will see more traveling than Eva Peron's.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    07/02/09

    @rudi_freude: That's so horrible I refuse to think about it. Even though it's probably true.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    07/02/09

    In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
    Oh who cares anymore? Let's just steal his body, take it to the desert, and light it on fire.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    07/02/09

    @airvault: Yes. I'll get the car.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/02/09

    @Tart of Darkness: Hey, I know the best places in Joshua Tree...
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    07/02/09

    In reply to Maybe Ashton Kutcher's Behind This?
    He didn't own Neverland anymore at the time of his death, did he?
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    @katekate is squared:


    I think I read that he owned it sort of halfsies in a joint venture.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    Maybe his body will be in a glass tomb like Lenin or Mao, in the Capitol Record Tower or Grauman's Chinese Theatre.
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    This weekend is going to be a classic California celebrity clusterfuck (Too much alliteration?)
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    Image of Gnip-Gnop Gnip-Gnop
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    How do people arrange time off from life to just pick up and stand vigil outside Neverland for a few days?
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    07/01/09

    @Gnip-Gnop: In California, most employers give you sick days, vacation days, personal days, and stand-around-and-do-something-relating-t...8-state-hey-at-least-it's-always-sunny...! days.


    They must have had a few of the latter hanging around!

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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    07/01/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: hey! most of it disappeared!
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    Yet the press is still there. If the press left, I bet the sanest of the bunch would leave too.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/01/09

    @CaptainFantastic: "Sanest" being an entirely relative term, here.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/01/09

    @CaptainFantastic: The media report on the rabid fans outside the gate and the fans stick around because they figure something's going to happen because there's reporters there. Then more reporters will come and report on the standoff between fans and media and then some people will see those news trucks and start gathering around to see what happens. And so on and so on.


    And that is how California will finally break off the mainland U.S. and float off into the Pacific.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/01/09

    @VoxPopuli: Yes. That was my thought, but I didn't want to type very much.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/01/09

    @Colonel Mustard: Edited "sane" to "sanest of the bunch."
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    If these folks want to see his body brought by they should watch NBC, which has repeatedly shown a helicopter shot of his shrouded corpse being gurneyed into an ambulance. Ghoulish (and not in a cute, Thriller, kind of way).
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    Image of uncivilly obedient uncivilly obedient
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    If Michael isn't buried in the Vatican I will be very upset. I doubt Pope John Paul's death got this much attention.


    The only other thing that is bothering me is that Michelangelo isn't around anymore to carve his tomb. We all know how much Michael would have appreciated some of Michelangelo angles on his grave.

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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/01/09

    @uncivily obedient: especially if they were nubile young cherubim!
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/01/09

    @uncivily obedient: The only other thing that is bothering me is that Michelangelo isn't around anymore to carve his tomb.

    Then again his plastic surgeons did enough carving to last several lifetimes.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    If these scary turista crowds are the die-hard fans likely to gather outside his door, no wonder Michael Jackson was hitting the prescription bottle. Matinee Wednesday in Times Square...on his LAWN. There isn't enough Vicodan in the world.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/01/09

    In reply to Neverland Crowds Should Beat It
    "Look, there's Elvis!"
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