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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tabloid Sex Journalism Ethics Battle Is Most Ridiculous Current Battle
    LAUGHING. MY. ASS. OFF.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @DahlELama: Now you can change your avatar to just the boob shot, for anonymity.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/17/09

    @DahlELama: I thought you were a good Jewish girl and here you are a madam!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/17/09

    @ms_priestypants: Well, to be fair, at least I didn't go outside the tribe on this one; that would've broken my grandmother's heart.
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    Image of Heneage Heneage
    12/17/09

    @DahlELama: Are you sure you're kosher, 'cause those look like two Christmas hams hanging off your chest.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tabloid Sex Journalism Ethics Battle Is Most Ridiculous Current Battle
    Also, I wonder if anyone is going to see this post and think that it's actually DahlE on the cover of the Post. I hope so.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/17/09

    @Matt Cherette: You've just nailed my dream in a nutshell.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @Matt Cherette: The same ones who think that MisterHippity actually looks like a cartoon penis, most likely.
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    Edited by Lysergic Asset at 12/17/09 5:08 PM Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: That would be me.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @momof3wildkids: That's your real minivan, right?
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    12/17/09

    @Matt Cherette: I'm pretending it is her, and I am scandalized. Because I always assumed dear DahlE was Amanda Lepore.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I am in fact a rabbit with a special keyboard made just for furry paws lacking opposable thumbs.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: That's what that thing in Hip's avatar is?!?
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/17/09

    @Baroness: So did I! I should have know she was a home-town 'hoe.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @ms_priestypants: Methinks yes... and who knew adorable dogs could type?
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    Lysergic Asset was starred Lysergic Asset was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @Atilla the Bun: I am, in fact, a swirling rainbow vortex, resounding with the universe... in human form.
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I have been completely transparent about my usage of a stunt beagle in my avatar. Mainly because mine won't sit still long enough for a good picture.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Well, certainly I'm exactly who I represent myself to be, so I don't know why others aren't.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/17/09

    @Lysergic Asset: While we're on the subject of avatars and their significance: Prepare to be fucking annihilated, pathetic humans.
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    Edited by m4ximusprim3 at 12/17/09 6:59 PM m4ximusprim3 was starred m4ximusprim3 was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @m4ximusprim3: Admit it, you're really just hoping to impress Megan Fox.
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    12/17/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Count me in for three!Of course, I pretty much assume that everyone on Gawker is Amanda Lepore.

    Except for Baroness who is clearly lady Bunny.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tabloid Sex Journalism Ethics Battle Is Most Ridiculous Current Battle
    I totally just screen capped this, like, 10 different ways. It's like seeing your friend on the cover of a tabloid for the first time and buying every copy in the store, or something.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tabloid Sex Journalism Ethics Battle Is Most Ridiculous Current Battle
    OMG, it's commenter DahleLama! On the front page of the Post!!
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    Image of MissPeacock MissPeacock
    12/17/09

    @MisterHippity: LOL!! She's such a whore that one!
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    blix promoted this comment MissPeacock was starred MissPeacock was unstarred
    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    12/17/09

    @MisterHippity: My first thoughts exactly! Good Jewish girl my ass!!!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/17/09

    @MisterHippity: Hello Dolly!
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    Image of Sir Winston Thriller Sir Winston Thriller
    12/17/09

    @MisterHippity: I knew there were more reasons to like her other than her wit, charm, and way with words! I think DahlELama is fantastic!
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    Edited by Sir Winston Thriller at 12/17/09 4:49 PM Sir Winston Thriller was starred Sir Winston Thriller was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/17/09

    @MisterHippity: I shed a tear.
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    Image of blix blix
    12/17/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Maybe there's a special for commentators, "Buy one hooker and the next one is free to commentators of equal or lesser size".
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/17/09

    @Sir Winston Thriller: Hell, even I think I'm fantastic after seeing that picture. I could float to Portugal on those things.
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    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of crookedE crookedE
    12/17/09

    @MisterHippity: if your avatar gets 15 minutes of fame, does that count as YOUR 15 minutes?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12/17/09

    @crookedE: Yes, but as soon as they're up, I'm going to clip a picture of one of Tiger Woods' mistresses and start the clock all over again.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12:17 AM

    @DahlELama: HA!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    He looks like every guy you shouldn't sleep with.
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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Pity he had not yet mastered the Five Pointed Palm Exploding Snooki Technique.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Snookie and the Bandit.
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Well, since Snooki does prefer a "good guy" and a "jerkoff" I predict they'll be dating in a few short months.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    12/17/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: I'll take the jail time, thank you very much.
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    Image of Helen_of_Troy Helen_of_Troy
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    In Snooki Puncher's defense, he thought he was protecting Sammy Sweetheart from a troll.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Linda Stasi: "What if you had done some thing at work that made your corporation look like it was run by a bunch of bigots?"

    Ahem.

    [gawker.com]

    [gawker.com]

    [gawker.com]
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Well look at him. If he had vomited on her shoes rather than punching her in the face, they might have ended up in that petri dish of a hot tub together, friends with benefits for life.

    Hell, they still might before some merciful MTV executive yanks this thing off the air...
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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    12/17/09

    @City_Dater: Correct. Puking on someone in the Garden State can commence the intricate dance of courtship....
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    12/17/09

    @sassypants:

    MTV should absolutely hire you to do commentary. You could be the David Attenborough of the guidos and guidettes.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    That is one handsome devil.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    Poor MTV. All they wanted to do was make a show about the best and brightest young Italian-Americans, then Mr. Ferro comes along and ruins it. Kudos to the network for airing the footage even though it undermines its thesis.
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    Image of sfBirdie sfBirdie
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    I'm assuming he'll be their next columnist, right?
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/17/09

    @sfBirdie: HA! I said the same thing. Boxing commentator.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/17/09

    In reply to Snooki Puncher Is Sorry, Also a Blackout Drunk
    I called on Dr. [Samuel] Johnson one morning, when Mrs. Williams, the blind lady, was conversing with him. She was telling him where she had dined the day before. "There were several gentlemen there," said she, "and when some of them came to the tea-table, I found that there had been a good deal of hard drinking." She closed this observation with a common and trite moral reflection; which, indeed, is very ill-founded, and does great injustice to animals -- "I wonder what pleasure men can take in making beasts of themselves." "I wonder, Madam," replied the Doctor, "that you have not penetration to see the strong inducement to this excess; for he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

    – Anecdotes of the Revd. Percival Stockdale
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/17/09

    @SidAndFinancy:

    Hee, you got this from the "Quotes on drinking" site, yes?
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/17/09

    @SidAndFinancy: Samuel Johnson is cool. Lame anecdotes are not. And punching a 4' 9" girl in the jaw is definitely not.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    12/17/09

    @pureblarney: Oh, whatever. Considering that she apparently has the intelligence of a bag of moss, it's no big deal either way.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/17/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: No, samueljohnson.com, actually ... but thanks to you, there goes my afternoon!
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    SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    12/17/09

    @pureblarney: (1) Agreed, (2) we can differ on whether this one's lame, and (3) agreed. My point was that blackout drinking is not per se a contemptible pastime.
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