Truth. This reminds me of the NYT policy on the WHPCD. While Howard Kurtz and Nico Pitney and Michael "Da Don" Calderone get to take pictures and get their shits signed by Lil Wayne or Don Draper or whoever they get, NYT reporters have to stay at home. People who think this is a bad idea or is in any way unwise are automatically fucktards.
How has no one acknowledged Jonathan Funke's name? 500 points for sharing a name with the world's most famous Blue Man* and the world's first analrapist.
Aw, what adorable nerds. The "Trek" couple are a refreshing change from the Westminster Kennel Club-like trotting out of lineage and credentials competition (which we enjoy too, obvs.) Those kids are going to make it.
Phyllis, Coach Sue Sylvester is staring you sternly in the eye, before hissing, "OutSTANDing."
They should really have a 12-step program for "Say Yes To The Dress" addiction. Once I turn it on, I can't turn it off, even if it's a rerun, which it usually is. I swear I've seen the episode with the mean mother who rushes into the stock room about 12 times.
@hortense: Phyllis and hortense! Both addicts to this show. I thought I had to hide away my shame. Truth time: I've even shed a few tears.
The wedding announcements in the NYTimes always make me feel inadequate, which is really their main purpose. Still, I wish I didn't feel like a failure because I didn't go to Princeton AND Yale and still had time to read three daily newspapers. Sigh. I've been busy trying to pay rent, you know.
@hortense: I got sucked into that show too and now into My Fair Wedding with David Tutera, which appears to be a man telling you that everything you picked for your wedding is shit and getting away with it. I'm watching to see if someone from Bridezillas shows up and beats his ass.
@Charlotte Rae's Web: But Charlotte, David's 22 years of experience knows better than ANY bride. My favorite part is when the bride and groom thank him and he gives this faux humble bow. Oh and when he fixes the brides train as she walks down the aisle. He is tacky brides' fairy godmother.
@hortense: Nefler keeps talking this ish up, but I refuse to watch it by myself. I'm going over to her place at some point before the new year and going into 2010 armed with whatever sickness it's going to give me. Hopefully, a drinking game will emerge.
@pabs: Heartwarming! One of my favorite parts is when he gets the bridesmaids and sometimes her mom, sisters and other family to tell her she has terrible taste, starting with the dresses. Betrayal of your friends and family really makes your wedding a special affair!
@Foster Kamer: If you drink every time someone says "do you love it?" or "I think this is the one," you'll be drunk 3.2 seconds into the program. It's a bit marvelous in that way.
@hortense: I felt like that about a cable channel documentary on our evolutionary cousins the chimpanzees, and when I saw it for the umpteenth time and realized I knew that the part coming up is where Fluffy, or whatever his name is, will be grieving for his dead mom, I was like, help, I need help.
@SarahHeartburn: And then they can be on the show about having a baby. The human having a baby show is sometimes more/less poignant and dramatic than the animals/zoo one.
@pabs: I did too. I never thought I'd be able to share my awe at Randy, who somehow manages to look at a bride for five seconds and immediately be able to choose the perfect dress for her. I call him the Magical Wedding Fairy. He's amazing.
"...her father was the lead counsel in a 1962 landmark case that ended state-prescribed prayer in public schools, and her mother's father was involved in the Scopes Monkey trial..."
Further tracing back her lineage, we discovered both Mighty Joe Young and Pontius Pilate.
@Lysergic Asset: True. And I head that a family member prosecuted Verres, but that their legal lineage goes even further back, all the way to Socrates's trial and a grain dispute between two farmers argued before one of Ur-Nammus's ministers.
@i'm a bottle: ...which may be why the appetizers include hemlock sausages, and the bride and groom are asking their wedding party to be buried with them when they die.
@pureblarney: I've always thought atheists were closer to fundamentalists than either would care to consider -- so certain in their certainty. List me as agnostic -- did aliens plant a terrarium? -- and pass the chips
@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Oh lord, please don't bring that into it... I was just making a lol.
I call myself an atheist only because I don't believe in any religious definition of an Earth-only god. I think a lot of atheists are very arrogant... But I think we're really only human, and by that fact that we're very inclined to trust mythology and imagination. I'm not sure what happened at the Big Bang, but I wouldn't rule out something that's so big that we wouldn't possibly be able to understand it... which might encompass something godlike, but I think it's self-limiting to try and think of it that way. I guess I'm more of an atheist-agnostic hybrid, but in general, I think religion is beautiful and important as a tool and as a mythology, and all the cosmological history I ever read makes me so excited and so overwhelmed. Anyways, here's the chips, and pass me a beer.
Medical marijuana is a budding field that resinates with many. Once you hash out the legalities and get your rolling papers in order, you can make a kushy living.
Pot puns? You can say weed rather not, but we've got a sensimilla of them.
@Glib and Bitchy: I hope I'm not just the tokin' female in this discussion, even though women do know better how to provide a little THC. Can't we all be buds?
@Matt Cherette: Hey! I went there--class of '01!--and it's a wonderful institution with a proud tradition of academic rigor and intellectual--oh who am I kidding. Abort mission.
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Something I miss in this age of email, twitter, etc.
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Also, those flowers look like vaginas.
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I think living to age 98 pretty much cancels out any of the bullshit you endured or perpetuated.
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*Understudy.
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Phyllis, Coach Sue Sylvester is staring you sternly in the eye, before hissing, "OutSTANDing."
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The wedding announcements in the NYTimes always make me feel inadequate, which is really their main purpose. Still, I wish I didn't feel like a failure because I didn't go to Princeton AND Yale and still had time to read three daily newspapers. Sigh. I've been busy trying to pay rent, you know.
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Oh, God, take We Tv away from me now.
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That's not every episode?
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Also, this is why I don't have cable anymore.
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Further tracing back her lineage, we discovered both Mighty Joe Young and Pontius Pilate.
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I call myself an atheist only because I don't believe in any religious definition of an Earth-only god. I think a lot of atheists are very arrogant... But I think we're really only human, and by that fact that we're very inclined to trust mythology and imagination. I'm not sure what happened at the Big Bang, but I wouldn't rule out something that's so big that we wouldn't possibly be able to understand it... which might encompass something godlike, but I think it's self-limiting to try and think of it that way. I guess I'm more of an atheist-agnostic hybrid, but in general, I think religion is beautiful and important as a tool and as a mythology, and all the cosmological history I ever read makes me so excited and so overwhelmed. Anyways, here's the chips, and pass me a beer.
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Pot puns? You can say weed rather not, but we've got a sensimilla of them.
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(btw, "Am stirred, damn"? HA! Tijuana try another?)
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For twenty years now!
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Speaking of Hogwarts, you don't think Nevil Longbottom has the word "bong" in his name for nothing, do you? Horticulture ftw.
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