What Passes for Good Economic News These Days
539,000 people lost their jobs in April. Atrocious figure, but fewer than in March.
Survivalist Chicken Coops Sprouting Up Across America
A confluence of localvore do-gooderism and desperate poverty is transforming America's suburbs into a Third World hellscape, because otherwise-normal people are raising chickens in their backyards.
But Let Me Tell You About the Benefits
Job listing for a $10-per-hour celebrity assistant attracts 200 applications, including several holding master degrees.
