As a former Masshole, I must say their liquor laws used to completely defy comprehension. No alcohol sales on Sunday, EXCEPT the 5 weeks between Thanksgiving and New Years. One town (Weyland?) required that you could not stand at a bar with a drink - you had to be sitting.
@1WordUp: They're called Blue Laws and you weren't alone. Connecticut and Rhode Island also had to put up with such crap. Its a Puritans thing, blame it on them.
@Conchie Birdie: South Carolina has some weird ones too. They're not allowed to have open containers in the bar (or something) so they use little nips for every drink. And I think the bars close earlier on Saturday nights than on Fridays so that people get a good night's sleep before churching it the whole next day.
To be fair: our liquor is taxed. It's just called the "liquor store's profits." They're run by the state! and they're not packys! Not even a little bit! and you can buy soft booze at a grocery store!
I'll give you a minute to wrap your heads around this.
"Michael J. Rodrigues’ blue Ford Crown Victoria, emblazoned with his "House 29" Massachusetts license plate, was parked outside a Granite State liquor store on Interstate-95 South over the weekend, according to a witness who provided pictures to the Herald."
Google says there are three liquor stores in East Providence on I-195 before he even hits 95 South (Barrington liquors, Jordan Beverage store, and Warren Avenue liquor mart), so not only is he an idiot - he's an idiot with crappy GPS. East Providence is even the nice part of town apparently - there's a country club nearby! Can any locals set me straight?
@Unsolicited Advice: That's Rhode Island, not New Hampshire. He went WAY out of his way to go shopping at liquor stores, considering how far Westport is from the New Hampshire border.
My guess, since he was going south, is that he was coming from a vacation spot up north and felt inclined to stock up on tax-free booze on the way home.
In other news, I'm just holding my own in the Ling-Lee fiasco comments. (With whiplash, too, from debating the same people on two different Ling-Lee posts--one on Valleywag/Gawker, the other on Jezzie. And I thought the days of segregation were behind us.)
@The Lone Scout: The Boston Globe reports that Massachusetts is 23rd out of 50 for state and local taxes, but if you really drink a lot, that goes up fast. [www.boston.com]
@C.H. Sanson: Yes, it's a tired old cliche that I recommended to Pareene, but then again I've been laughing at my own comments today. I'll come off the manic phase soon.
Westport is no where near the NH border. It is all the way south on the RI border. 2+ hour drive; seems the cost in gas would more than cancel out the cost in taxes.
I probably visit the NH liquor stores twice a year (when driving through - they make it easy by putting the hooch bonanzas in rest areas), but it supplies probably 90% of my hard liquor for the year. At roughly half the cost of what I'd pay in NYC.
@son of spam: I would write, "Au contraire, given the dwindling population in Camelot," but that would be unfair. Like taking a long drive off a short bridge.
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I'll give you a minute to wrap your heads around this.
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"Michael J. Rodrigues’ blue Ford Crown Victoria, emblazoned with his "House 29" Massachusetts license plate, was parked outside a Granite State liquor store on Interstate-95 South over the weekend, according to a witness who provided pictures to the Herald."
Google says there are three liquor stores in East Providence on I-195 before he even hits 95 South (Barrington liquors, Jordan Beverage store, and Warren Avenue liquor mart), so not only is he an idiot - he's an idiot with crappy GPS. East Providence is even the nice part of town apparently - there's a country club nearby! Can any locals set me straight?
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My guess, since he was going south, is that he was coming from a vacation spot up north and felt inclined to stock up on tax-free booze on the way home.
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You win this thread.
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In other news, I'm just holding my own in the Ling-Lee fiasco comments. (With whiplash, too, from debating the same people on two different Ling-Lee posts--one on Valleywag/Gawker, the other on Jezzie. And I thought the days of segregation were behind us.)
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If it weren't for Massholes buying fireworks and hootch, NH might have been quietly absorbed into VT by now...
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[www.boston.com]
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Maybe he was on his way back from Newport and figured "why not take a packy detour"?
Oh, the summers spent getting just a little high in a NH parking lot, waiting for the guy with the ID to buy...
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I probably visit the NH liquor stores twice a year (when driving through - they make it easy by putting the hooch bonanzas in rest areas), but it supplies probably 90% of my hard liquor for the year. At roughly half the cost of what I'd pay in NYC.
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