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    Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering

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    01/15/09

    In reply to Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
    Part of Madonna's quest to de-cuntify should be: no more fillers (not wire hangers!). And thank you, blix: now Lordes needs to put a photo of that crazy Frenchwoman on Mommy's mirror in the boudoir. This is going to get really disturbing after only one...more...tweak.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
    What is wrong with Madonna's upper lip? And how does she raise her eyebrows without moving the skin on her forehead? Hmmmm.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
    I'm reading this with some sadness. Granted, it will be progress for Madonna to be less domineering, but how about Madonna first focuses on being less scary?
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
    She looks like a cross between Drea DiMatteo, Portia DeRossi and Agnes DiPesto. A trip "d", as it were.
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    01/15/09

    @dado: triple "d".
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    01/15/09

    @dado: Or a trip to d doctor.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
    I've been told I have a problem with being domineering in relationships as well, so I made a set of puppets that resemble my friends and loved ones. This way I could study the dynamic of my interactions with people and isolate just where the problem was. This morning I had to smash [name redacted] Puppet with a hammer for suggesting that, perhaps, it was unfair she has to look at the floor when speaking to me. I felt guilty, sure, but if mom thinks she can look at me when she's talking then pretty soon everyone else will.
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: I only address you via rearview mirror, so I'm in the clear.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: Well, you have some sense. Not mom though. I love you and you're my child. When did you become so cruel? Yawn, really, I'd poke those teary eyes with a stick if not for the court order.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: I was wondering why your commenter puppet was facing the other way.
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: I understand you reneged on your promise to pay for her hammer toe surgery. Well done- she's got to learn a little self-sufficiency at this point, the whiner.
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    01/15/09

    @blix: I'm sure you noticed it's not wearing pants, either.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: Cheeky monkey!
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: I hid the walker, too.
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: Remember to WD40 the stairs while you're at it.
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    01/15/09

    @blix: Please, no "spanking the monkey" jokes.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: S'kay, squirrel is the new monkey anyways.
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    01/15/09

    @blix:
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: HA!
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: You probably shouldn't post pictures of Katastic w/o her permission. Just sayin'
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    01/15/09

    @blix: He's also wearing the patch but you can't see it in this pic.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
    Why is there a picture of Faye Dunaway?
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Madonna Demands to Be Less Domineering
    Uncanny resemblance in that photo:


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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: I wish you'd stop posting pictures of your mother this early.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: Separated at birth?
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: WHY CAN'T YOU COMMENT QUIETLY???! MOMMIE TOLD YOU SHE NEEDS HER REST TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL TODAY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A BAD, SELFISH COMMENTER!!!!!
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    01/15/09

    @blix: Yes, but Jocelyn's surgery at least looks more believable.
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: Also, you have no idea how correct you are.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: You're going to send me to private school now, aren't you? I'll discover drama and horses and boys and wear a wig of tight yellow curls with kerchiefs. Then you'll come and call me a whore and years later I'll write a book about what a wonderful commenter you are, because really, I was asking for it, all those years of yellow wigs and sass.
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: For God's sake, hide your metal hangers!
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: I should've known you'd know where to find the boys *and* the booze.


    PS: Your wig's a tad askew.

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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR FANS!!!!!! Which is a total lie, because I completely am and I'm also afraid you'll lunge at me, claws out, with the lady from Redbook in the next room.
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    01/15/09

    @Private Hangnail: And what about you? Hauling me over to Mayer's table like some picked-up floozie! Or one of those starlets. Out to give the big shots a nice night in town. Is that what you think of me?! I may as well have "Property of Gawker Media" tatooed on my backside!
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    01/15/09

    @blix: You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire hangers! And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma! Get up. Get up! Clean up this mess.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: Oh sure, this from a woman who keeps a plate of rotten meat on top of the fridge!
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: She looks like she's wearing Mickey Mouse ears.
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    01/15/09

    @scroll_lock: I may as well have "Property of Gawker Media" tatooed on my backside! pictures?
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    01/15/09

    @blix: Rare meat is good for you. The doctor said so.
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    01/15/09

    @Hydroceph: She is.
    @Hydroceph: For a fee.
    @Hydroceph: I have an affadavit that I forged.
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