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    When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations

    New Moon Single-Handedly Saved the Movie Industry This Weekend

    Kreepie Kats in: "*NO ONE* in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"

    The Vampires Are Coming! Lock Up Your Checkbooks

    Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already

    Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire

    New Moon's Obliteration of All Media Begins Today

    Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again

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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/25/09

    In reply to When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
    Not kidding, when I went to college there was a dude who called himself a vampire, only took night classes, wore leather all year long and was kicked out of school because he would break into girls rooms at night and try to "bite their necks". He was also a nude model, and mainstay at a local coffee house on Long Island. This was in 1998.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/25/09

    In reply to When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
    I knew that girl was lying!

    [www.tmz.com]
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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    11/25/09

    @Matt Cherette: maybe she should have carved "rpattz" on her cheek instead.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/25/09

    In reply to When Twihards Attack: A Compendium of New Moon Fans' Brawls and Molestations
    The teen girl who claims she was bitten on the neck lives right by me; the movie theater in question is the one I visit regularly. I think she's making it all up, to be honest.
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    Image of NexusRanger NexusRanger
    11/25/09

    @Matt Cherette: The girl who cried vampire.

    Do you live there by choice?
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/25/09

    @NexusRanger: Definitely not by choice. *Shudder* I'm trying to relocate to NY. I'm so sick of Michigan, you have no idea.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/23/09

    In reply to New Moon Single-Handedly Saved the Movie Industry This Weekend
    OK, I don't hate Taylor Swift anymore--really, I don't. I appreciate that she's got a good sense of humor, I enjoyed her episode of SNL, etc. whatever. But how does she fool people into thinking she's a great singer? Seriously, how does she win all of these awards?! Don't just look at her, people! Listen!! It's not good!!

    Also not good? Stephenie Meyer's writing. But I've given up that battle.
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    Image of Tru Invincible Tru Invincible
    11/23/09

    @DahlELama: Watching her garner ten awards in the past couple of weeks for something not-so-super is quite peculiar. I don't really understand how she keeps riding that same single so far. Last year, Beyonce's "Single Ladies" wasn't even that amazing of a song. She had history behind her, so it made since for it to take over the world. I think what happened was radio stations were trying to stay on air, so they played the safest, most-broad genre pop they could get their hands on. Booooooo.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/23/09

    In reply to New Moon Single-Handedly Saved the Movie Industry This Weekend
    Hey, where's the part 2 defamer post about "Why Is Sandra Bullock Still Getting Screen Roles?"
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    Image of Poop Cooper Poop Cooper
    11/23/09

    In reply to New Moon Single-Handedly Saved the Movie Industry This Weekend
    "...the backup dancer who performed fake oral sex on Adam Lambert and Jennifer Lopez's ass..."

    I read this sentence wrong the first time through and thought, "Who is this rogue backup dancer that's performing faux fellatio on every performer during the AMA's?"
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    11/23/09

    In reply to New Moon Single-Handedly Saved the Movie Industry This Weekend
    So the New Moon and Blind Side receipts will make the Hollywood powers-that-be realize that women and girls can actually make movies (and modestly budgeted ones at that) hits. Right? Right?

    ...is this thing on?
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    Image of skt.smth skt.smth
    11/23/09

    @DorothyBarker: Yes, women and girls can make really terrible movies into hits. The industry will catch on. Finally, women will know the joy of having crap marketed to them non-stop.
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    11/23/09

    @skt.smth: Welcome to the suck.

    /Jarhead was marketed poorly.
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/20/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in: "*NO ONE* in Twilight _EVER_ has sex with ~Anyone~! It's like Behrle's Collyer Brothers' Homage/Apartment Every Night Since Last June!"
    No one had sex in Dracula either (though you could probably count Jonathan and Mina on their wedding night, and either way, that certainly didn't stop Francis Ford Coppola). But in that book, vampirism was the only outlet for severely repressed sexuality. I don't know what it means in Twilight.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/21/09

    @VioletViolet: It means that the movie is overwrought tweeney shite and the best thing that we, as good and moral people, can do is plow through the next block-long line of stupid that we see waiting outside of a movie theatre for this pablum.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    11/19/09

    In reply to The Vampires Are Coming! Lock Up Your Checkbooks
    No offense, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, but I don't think you're the reason the Harry Potter franchise makes billions of dollars.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/19/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: It's magically auspicious.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
    As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    11/18/09

    @secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
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    Image of Astroblack Astroblack
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/18/09

    @Astroblack: You should get your ass to the patent office with this, like, now.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Zombie-Like Porn Star Beseeches Carrie Prejean to Sell the Stupid Tape, Already
    Just this past weekend, my fortune cookie had this to say: "When Shauna Sand offers career advice, take it."
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    Image of TheMac TheMac
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    I could see sitting on Edward Cullen's face... #twilight
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/17/09

    In reply to Twilight Premiere Brings Out the Freaks: 14 Twihard Creations and the Stories They Inspire
    No judgement. I loooved my NKOTB sleeping bag. #twilight
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    Image of marin79 marin79
    11/17/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: I had one too! However, I doubt anyone back then had Joey McIntyre face on their underwear, so I'm thinking there is a bit of a difference between that & this Twihard hysteria! #twilight
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