Good Idea Alert: Why not have a football bowl game that begins at midnight on New Year's day, just after the ball drops? That way you can turn the game on at your New Year's party.
A Fresh, Cold Start
[Participants in the annual New Year's Day Polar Bear Plunge at Coney Island run into the ocean. Click through for another picture of very cold people. Image via Getty]
Party Like It's 1099
A group of men dressed like Vikings lead the torchlight procession that kicks off Edinburgh New Year's celebration. Kind of makes the Times Square ball drop look a little wimpy, no? Image via Getty]
The Great Snooki New Year's Eve Ball Drop Is Cancelled
Snooki planned on dropping in a glass ball in Times Square on New Year's Eve like a 'friggen hamster.' Unfortunately it looks like she's been banned from Times Square, the potential site of the MTV-backed stunt. Save your ball jokes.
The Opposite of Tardy for the Party
[Organizers of Times Square's New Year's ball drop test the quality of their confetti two days before the big event. Come on. It's confetti. How hard can that be to get right? Image via AP]
Spend New Year's Eve With Ronn [sic] Torossian (Updated)
Incompetent superflack Ronn [sic] Torossian has a very, very, very exclusive invitation for you, if you have $40.
Spectacular Live New Year's Ad From Your Friends at Guinness Brewery
Guinness rang in the new year—and their 250th anniversary— by airing this live fireworks display at 17:59 local Ireland time. Why 17:59? History states that Arthur Guinness signed the brewery's 9,000-year-lease on New Years Eve in 1759.
Kathy Griffin Drops the F-Bomb During CNN New Years Broadcast
Watching CNN's New Year's Eve with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin has almost been reduced to a countdown to when Kathy says something inappropriate. This year she deliberately has a little trouble with the pronunciation of Balloon Boy's first name.
Our Favorite New Year's Moments in Movies
When the New Year comes, it makes us think about what we can do differently this year. We vow to lose weight, to quit smoking, and to stop watching Intervention and Say Yes To The Dress marathons.
Ted Allen Teaches Us How to Properly Open a Bottle of Champagne
Jeez, guys- I found this just in the nick of time. Without these instructions from the Food Network's Ted Allen, I would have probably turned a fun gathering into some kind of Wet T-Shirt contest. Phew!
Kathie Lee and Hoda Murder "Auld Lang Syne" in a Spectacular Year-End Send-Off
In true fashion, KLG and Hoda finished the year off by attempting to sing all the words to Auld Lang Syne. Kathie Lee seems drunk already and gets all diva-tastic on our asses. Happy New Year to us all!
No Matter How Glum Your New Year's Eve May Seem, It's Better Than Andy Rooney's
Grumpy and long-winded Andy Rooney has had enough of New Year's Eve. If you can get past the fact that 60 Minutes even airs these crotchety rants, listen to Andy's plans: sitting alone with a tub of coffee ice cream.
Bitter Newscaster Ruins New Years Countdown
We're not sure whether this anchor is the crotchety type or if he just couldn't find a New Year's date. Either way, he rains on everyone's parade while the rest of the newsroom tries to happily ring in 1988.
Things You Never Knew About The New Year's Eve Ball
Did you know the New Years ball was just given 300 new Waterford Crystal plates? Or that it stands tall at 400 feet above Times Square? Or how each year has it's own theme? Learn more after the jump.
"My handwriting is cryptic and so am I."
We got this sweet picture of media heiress and ultimate narrator Emily Brill looking fancy on New Year's Eve. So as an excuse to run it, let's hear Emily's analysis of MTV's The City:

