Look at this little pink powderpuff of a child moving about the New York subway system with jubilance and glee. She knows naught of the F train condom; the horny nudists are but a blip on her developing radar. Watch as her childlike wonder reaches across the platform like a lasso, snaring onlookers in its sticky grasp…

The New York Department of Transportation has set up Twitter accounts for all of the city's subway lines, so now you can receive advanced warning on how badly you'll be screwed on your commute. [511NY via Felix Salmon's Twitter]