I told you all last time, Andrea Peyser is such a closet feeder! She totally loves the fatties, especially Lynne Stewart. There's just too much protest going on to not think Andrea goes to bed every night fantasizing she's feeding Lynne pastries with one hand and finger fucking her with the other. Someday, she'll admit her desires.
and fuck her for wishing death on someone dealing with breast cancer, or for any fucking reason.
When you look like Andrea, you really shouldn't be commenting on the looks of others. Thin doesn't always equal attractive and it doesn't in Ms. Peyser's case.
You wanna save Sports Illustrated? GET RID OF TERRY MCDONNELL. The guy sat at Esquire watching circulation fall through the floor, his only real talent being to spend ungodly sums of money on basically nothing and for that he ends up being promoted to SI? I swear to god, the best way to save every magazine out there? Bag the over-paid, over-spending captian of the ship and keep everyone else's jobs.
Tossing McDonnell is perhaps the best example of how this would save the industry.
@manchops: Terry actually "sat at Esquire" doing just the opposite: publishing dozens of literary icons, many of whom are now in the canon thanks in part to Terry's faith in them. Talese, Mailer, McInerney, Salinger, Hunter S. Thompson, Joan Didion, Cormac McCarthy...are you kidding me?
Under Terry's editorship, Esquire was an ASME finalist SEVEN times. Just try comparing Esquire's (well-documented recently by DiGiacomo in VF) pathetic fiction to the work Terry accomplished back then.
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1) Jann promoted Terry because he earned that ME position.
2) "Personal habits"? You're actually chastising someone who worked at Rolling Stone under Wenner in the early 80s for having fun?
3) Jann and Terry, to this day, are close friends. If Terry stole anything from Jann, it was a series of classic Hunter S. Thompson anecdotes due to the fact that HST adored Terry and wasn't so fond of Jann.
4) Nick writes his own novels. Terry is (and will proudly admit it) an editor, not a writer. And an effing legendary one, who works seven days a week, has completely revived si.com (who do you think oversaw the CNN partnership?), and most importantly, a gentleman.
Jealousy doesn't justify idiotic, ignorant bashing of someone you clearly know nothing about.
She looks a little like Carrie Fisher and I mean that in the "What Carrie Fisher looks like now" kind of way. In any case, I find her unsuitable to discuss sex. Geez, why do all the sex ladies look like they've never actually had coitus, and if they did, it was purely by accident or after a drunk-dial?
@Spirit Fingers: The difference being, I don't think Carrie Fisher is going around judging other women based on their looks. Arbiters of attractiveness should be required to be attractive themselves.
@Spirit Fingers: ...if Carrie Fisher had a hate-fuck baby with Mr. Burns, gave it a sub-Ramones haircut and nursed it on bile and muriatic acid, you mean.
@BookishLookish: Au contraire, Martha does not excrete anything untoward. Suggesting anything of the kind will cause her to brandish her hot glue gun menacingly and hostages will be taken and glittered.
@scroll_lock: I forgot, fake WASPs don't make. They just turn their waste into fury-making energy byproduct, recycling it into their bodies so they can suppress their Jersey accents, desire for starchy Eastern European food and knit, knit, knit.
@momof3wildkids: I think she's related to the brilliant actor and writer John Turturro. See the resemblance? But John can carry it. Andrea, not so much.
Do you think she was in her dressing gown, sipping a third glass of red wine, staring at a laptop while rocking back and forth in an attempt to summon the outrage necessary to excrete something like this? Or does she just sit down and spool it right up?
@NYM: From a bottomless well of black bile, through the hole in her soul directly to the keyboard. All the while petting her kittycat and saying, "Yes, Mr. Wiggles. Yes."
You decide if the kittycat I describe has 4 paws and a tail.
@Unsolicited Advice: She doesn't sit down at first (because watching Triumph of the Will gets her too pumped to sit). Otherwise, her pre-writing routine was pretty accurately portrayed by the "Goodbye Horses" scene in Silence of the Lambs.
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and fuck her for wishing death on someone dealing with breast cancer, or for any fucking reason.
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Tossing McDonnell is perhaps the best example of how this would save the industry.
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Under Terry's editorship, Esquire was an ASME finalist SEVEN times. Just try comparing Esquire's (well-documented recently by DiGiacomo in VF) pathetic fiction to the work Terry accomplished back then.
@Immaculate:
1) Jann promoted Terry because he earned that ME position.
2) "Personal habits"? You're actually chastising someone who worked at Rolling Stone under Wenner in the early 80s for having fun?
3) Jann and Terry, to this day, are close friends. If Terry stole anything from Jann, it was a series of classic Hunter S. Thompson anecdotes due to the fact that HST adored Terry and wasn't so fond of Jann.
4) Nick writes his own novels. Terry is (and will proudly admit it) an editor, not a writer. And an effing legendary one, who works seven days a week, has completely revived si.com (who do you think oversaw the CNN partnership?), and most importantly, a gentleman.
Jealousy doesn't justify idiotic, ignorant bashing of someone you clearly know nothing about.
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C'mon, Guys. Let's not forget that Andrea Peyser is the greatest American journalist to ever meet Nelson Mandela WHILE WEARING A FUCKING FANNY PACK.
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Wait... so is breast cancer caused by saggy boobs? Or lack of dignity?
Either way, has anybody alerted medical science?!
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FALSE!!!!!!
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I'll reform, I promise! Just don't take away my Maidenform!
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Also, on the prison dignity-o-meter, I should think the terlet right there in the cell would be a tad higher grievance than flapping around braless.
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@BettyCrocker: Her overbite is Simpsonesque. Selma or Patty, that is the question.
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Andrea Peyser writes for The Post
Her thighs cottage cheesy
Pale as Casper the Ghost
She writes hateful screeds
In ink made of bile
Or the blood of a virginal innocent child.
She's kind of odd about gender roles
Obsessed with what people do with their holes
But she likes pretty ladies in silk pantyhose.
If you're liberal and overweight
She thinks you and Death are late for a date.
Lib'rulism and chin rolls are worthy of hate.
So this is the story of Andrea Peyser
Conservatard = good. Liberal? Despise her!
This is hypocrisy at its most neat
Coming from a woman who can open a beer...
From across the room...
With her teeth.
#tips
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@momof3wildkids: I think she's related to the brilliant actor and writer John Turturro. See the resemblance? But John can carry it. Andrea, not so much.
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You decide if the kittycat I describe has 4 paws and a tail.
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