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lawsuits
'Promiscuous Slut,' Legally Defined
Maximilia "Ava" Cordero, alleged underage lover of billionaire perv Jeffrey Epstein, sued the New York Post two years ago after it ran a story saying she was born a man, and was slutty. The decision is in! Sexlaw frontiers, here.
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dissent
Andrea Peyser Disgusted By Your Sicko MJ Lovefest
With all of this tabloid love for Michael Jackson today, which brave soul shall stand up and proudly fly the "Sicko!" banner of dissent? Hark! Andrea Peyser still exists. More » -
opinions
Twisted Sickos: Should We Shed Tears For Them?
No, argues one columnist who's not afraid to tell it like it is: More » -
you can haz disease
500,000 New Yorkers: You (Might) Have Swine Flu!
The New York Post reports: 500,000 New Yorkers might have Swine Flu, and not even know it. Is this flavored with any kind of fact whatsoever, or is the Post just really bored with Michael Jackson stories? More » -
from the archives
So What Does Comedy Plus Time Equal?
Here's the cover of The Post New York Post, a 1984 parody about how the tabloid would cover a nuclear holocaust. It was edited by, I believe, Tony Hendra and Kurt Andersen. I remembered it today for obvious reasons. More » -
america's governor
Rudy Addresses Albany
Albany is such a joke, the Post photoshopped everyone as scary clowns and the Times handed over its op-ed page to the funniest/scariest clown of all, Rudy Giuliani. More » -
The quick version
Andrea Peyser Likes Her Lawyers in Tight Skirts
If there are two things that define angry sex fiend Post columnist Andrea Peyser, those things are being angry (at people, and things) and liking sexy people (free or not). Today she gets to do both, in one paragraph! More » -
dining out
Marauding Hawks Terrorizing East Village Diners
Today a blogger decided to have jerk chicken and mac-n-cheese for lunch at an East Village restaurant. He went inside, grabbed a seat, and seconds after his food was served, a hawk swooped in and landed on his plate. More » -
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Media Crack
Greta Van Susteren Talking Out the Side of Her Neck
In your plastic Wednesday media column: Greta Van Susteren explains why she's a better friend to "poor African Americans" than Barack Obama is, along with newspaper news, TV news, and New York Post blowjob news. More » -
scandals
Porny Kennedy Hot For Camelot Tot
If anyone can get the scoop on a fringe Kennedy family member's creepy porny obsession with JFK Jr., and a very specific description of said guy's child porn collection, it's the New York Post. They've done it! Kennedy creepiness ahead. More » -
bureaucracy
Meet New York City's First Gay-Married Couple
Two gay men, one of them dressed as a woman, sort of duped the city into granting a marriage license and performing an official ceremony for them, despite the fact that they both have male first names. [New York Post] -
labor law
Roger Friedman Suing Fox For Firing His Wolverine-Watching Ass
Nikki Finke's got it on good authority that Roger Friedman's gonna sue Fox for his firing over watching a leaked copy of Wolverine. And he's talking about it in the (Fox/NY Post competitor) Daily News tomorrow. [DHD] -
diversity
News Corp. Not Racist Any More
To make up for employing Sean Delonas, News Corp. is forming a "diversity community council" to rubber-stamp bland statements affirming the company's commitment to non-white individuals, or whatever. Which frees up Sean Delonas to expose NObama as an Arabian terrorist! More » -
media
David Carr's Night on the Town
Early this morning, at about 5AM, we were browsing through today's edition of the New York Times when we ran across David Carr's media column. Something about it struck us viscerally, so much so that we were unable to process it at the time and write anything about it. More » -
lawsuits
Ex-Con Sues Prison Nurse for 55-Hour Erection
Dawud Yaduallah says that an anti-psychotic drug administered to him by a nurse at an upstate prison caused a 55-hour erection, leaving his penis "irreparably injured" and in need of a prosthesis. [New York Post] -
cindy adams
Ancient Columnist Devotes Half a Column to Ancient Doctor Jokes
Million-year-old gossipeuse Cindy Adams got the funniest email from her good friend Edward Elson! So she just reprinted it, in her New York Post "gossip" "column," because we can't all be Andrea Peyser, right? See, a guy goes to his doctor... More » -
tabloid wars
The Post and Daily News: One and the Same, For a Day
It's always funny when the New York Post and the New York Daily News replicate each other in some way because they hate each other with the intensity of a million white-hot suns, so you just know somebody got bitched out at both papers after what happened on Sunday. More » -
new york post
Traumatized Lady Is a Homo-Loving 'Dingaling,' Sez Quality Newspaper
Sometimes the New York Post inches over the line from "amusing" into "despicable." Okay, not sometimes—all the time. Today, in particular! Sandra Boss' husband lied to her, conned her for years, and then kidnapped their child. So Sandra should be thrown in jail, according to the Post. More » -
haters
Andrea Peyser Hates Beloved Thing
You want a powerful opening statement, bitches? "In the annals of stupid ideas, this has got to be the worst. Ever." Ever! What is sex fiend columnist Andrea Peyser talking about? Something everyone else thought was a good idea: More » -
tabloids
New York Post Goes Schizo on Sotomayor
The New York Post cannot contain its excitement about our new Hispanic Supreme Court nominee! The millions of Hispanic people in NYC are encouraged to pick up a copy right away, and celebrate! The white rednecks of NYC are also encouraged to pick up a copy, for routine conservative sneering. More » -
pirate wars
Violent Pirate Pilot Silent, Save for Raves of Hater Paper
Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse, the surviving teenage Somali pirate, was back in court yesterday, making the best of his unplanned NYC visit. So far his main contribution has been to stimulate New York Post headline writers: More » -
deaths
Swine Flu Claims First Life in New York City
Mitchell Wiener, the assistant principal at IS 238 in Jamaica Estates, Queens, has died of complications from the H1N1 virus, popularly known as the dreaded swine flu. More » -
fun with headlines
Disappointing Headline Of The Day
He then "pulled a Fredo", ate some onion rings, and gassed the audience to a Journey song. Is the other Tony listening? Method acting: in. [Page Six] -
aporkalypse now, redux
Are You Ready for the Other Great Swine Flu Hysteria of 2009?
Hey remember swine flu, that horrible, HORRIBLE scourge on humanity that killed tens worldwide a couple of weeks ago. Well, it's back, so says the media anxious to fan the flames of frenzied delirium again. More » -
Human Love
Miss California Can Cry on Andrea Peyser's Shoulder
Who shall stand up in defense of no-offense-but-no-gaymars-please Miss California, Carrie Prejean? Besides certain parts of the straight male anatomy, HAHA? Tabloidian sex fiend Andrea Peyser shall! Hark: More » -
headlines
"STAB DAD NABBED IN DRAG." That's like an entire section of the Post's rhyming dictionary.
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headlines
Post Suddenly Soft on Republican Defectors
Rupert Murdoch's last biographer thinks his young wife is turning him soft and liberal. Maybe so: The mogul's pet tabloid went easy on party-switching Sen. Arlen Specter today, compared with Jim Jeffords in 2001. More » -
poll
Pick the Best New York Tabloid Flyby Fronts
New York's tabloids are in high dudgeon over yesterday's Air Force One flyby. Who got the best headline and front-page out of it? More » -
republicans
Andrea Peyser Condemns the Following Hot Teen Sex Acts
You can always tell how kinky a Republican is by how vociferously they condemn whatever they secretly love, which maybe is why Andrea Peyser is writing about violent teen sex now. More » -
pirate wars
Caterwauling Marauder Led to Slaughter: Keening Corsair Is Tabloid Fodder
Somali teen pirate sensation Abduwali Abdukhadir Muse (today's spelling!) went to court yesterday, and guess what, he cried. Will this give the NY Post the chance to use the term "Priva-Tears?" Let's find out! More » -
Grammarians
Cindy Adams Won't Stand for Your 'Words' about 'Things' She 'Doesn't Understand'
If there's one thing that formaldehyde-preserved Post columnist Cindy Adams hates more than things that could not happen "only in New York," it's Poindexter politicos using big words. Like today: "Regulation"?!?! Okay, mumbledy-dumbledy! More » -
media
New York's Daily Newspapers Getting Kicked Out of NYPD Headquarters
A newspaper's most basic function, one could argue, is to keep tabs on crime. For decades, New York newspapers have done this out of the "police shack," but the NYPD is now kicking them out. More » -
erotica
Andrea Peyser's Column Now 100% Masturbation Material
I wonder if the New York Post's secret sex beast columnist Andrea Peyser has found some sexy pornography to write about today? She has! "I must have your honey milk," it says, in part: More » -
sean delonas
David Paterson's Like Mr. Magoo Cause They're Both Blind, Ha Ha
You know, it's been more than a month since hateful NY Post cartoonist Sean Delonas drew an offensive (and uncreative!) cartoon. Maybe he's not so bad...wait, did he just mock a blind man, for blindness? More » -
gossip
Richard Johnson Only Had Seven Shots of Belvedere, Okay?
Page Six boss Richard Johnson went to a party in Palm Beach last week! And the local gossip columnist was there, in an amusing role reversal. Johnson's wife keeps him sober-ish: More » -
class war
AIG Bonus Names Come Out; Murder Still Illegal
All Americans are currently home sharpening their hatchets, consumed by burning class rage, thinking of how they can't wait to gut those AIG bonus bastards like a fish. And now we know some names! More » -
tragedy
Natasha Richardson Update: Conflicting Reports
The status of actress Natasha Richardson after her skiing accident remains unclear, as various news agencies are reporting vastly differing items. The New York Post claims she is "brain dead," TMZ claims she is not. More » -
parties
How to Get on Keith Kelly's Good Side
St. Patrick's day is coming up, and you know what that means: time for New York Post media columnist Keith Kelly's annual "Kelly Gang" dinner event! Famous Irish types, attend or else. More » -
republicans
Andrea Peyser, Sex Goddess
Andrea Peyser cannot conceal her throbbing sexuality for even the length of a single column. Nor would we ask her to! Her sourpuss writing fairly drips with (unfulfilled?) kink. Today: rock-hard prison sex! More » -
loathsome
Braden Keil's Death Already a PR Opportunity
Good lord. New York Post columnist Braden Keil died Tuesday night. His funeral was held at 11:30 this morning. How long, do you think, before the first PR pitch pegged to his death came in? More »



































