Oh, Ashley. I'm sure you are regretting selling the poon to random strangers but it's too late. What you should have done is found some athlete or sugar-daddy to sucker. P.S. opening your mouth to the tabloids for $500,000 beats screwing pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged johns any day of the week.
Please photoshop some bangs and shoulder-length hair. I never realized how mannish she was until seeing that photo. Beauty may be just a light switch away, but I'm going to need a bigger dimmer switch.
@Brad Brown: Don't be snarky, she's pretty. But for real, she could fix her brows a bit. She needs to stop drawing in/growing her eyebrows so far on her nose.
I find it disgusting that Foster Kamer ("The Jew") is forced to write his articles within the confines of his own home, or even, gasp, within numerous coffee shops found throughout Williamsburg, BK. The facts regarding Nick Denton (of Eastern Bloc descent) forcing his lowly underlings to submit information beneath a 3rd party's umbrella is heinous and unparallel to other instances (in part, the phenomenal writings of Sheila McClear ("The Mick") & Alex Carnevale ("The Who Fucking Knows"). Other writers have been afforded the luxuries regarding in-house computers, ergonomic-engineered chairs, and high-speed internet. The Jew, meanwhile, is forced to spend his weekends gallivanting with uncouth gentiles and their crazy hormones/homes (not mutually exclusive).
I find this order uncouth, and would like to open a case for The Jew, immediately.
Maybe the white folks' racism is a knee-jerk reaction to being faced with their own irrelevance: Sober Mood at New York Post as Circulation Spirals Lower - [www.nytimes.com]
See also: Daily Show "Senior Black Correspondent" Larry Wilmore's hysterical, scathing special report on the inevitability of whites becoming a minority in the U.S. - told through the inimitable insights of schoolchildren:
Back in the 80s, my first real job was a reporter for a local bi-weekly up in Putnam county. The only other reporter on the staff of that paper - hired the same time I was was - is now a reporter for the New York Post.
Although I haven't to him in over 20 years, I hope he's not on this layoff list. He probably isn't though, since the Post hired him only a year ago, and he's really good.
@MisterHippity: I know that was probably interesting to nobody but me, but I just felt like sharing it. It's the "reminiscence disease." Comes with age, I guess.
I'm a bit confused. The tipster states that these people should have been released a while ago. Then he/she goes on to say that most of them are minorities.
Were these employees tapped to be right-sized out of the building due to poor performance? Were they given the shitty assignments because they were minorities?
Given the tipster's comments, I'm not sure if we should be upset that minorities are being unfairly targeted or if we should simply feel badly for yet another round of layoffs.
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And enough with the Myspace-style shots, lady. Urryone knows that shit is ovah.
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Well, I sure hope you were not banging Gov. Gold Toe for free?
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I find this order uncouth, and would like to open a case for The Jew, immediately.
Very sincerely yours,
M.O.T.
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See also: Daily Show "Senior Black Correspondent" Larry Wilmore's hysterical, scathing special report on the inevitability of whites becoming a minority in the U.S. - told through the inimitable insights of schoolchildren:
[www.thedailyshow.com]
(Being biracial, I'm already a part of the future!)
11/25/09
Although I haven't to him in over 20 years, I hope he's not on this layoff list. He probably isn't though, since the Post hired him only a year ago, and he's really good.
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Of course not. Has the Post ever made money?
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Were these employees tapped to be right-sized out of the building due to poor performance? Were they given the shitty assignments because they were minorities?
Given the tipster's comments, I'm not sure if we should be upset that minorities are being unfairly targeted or if we should simply feel badly for yet another round of layoffs.