By now this should be obvious, but I'm saying it anyway: There is one huge gap between Simple Sarah proclaiming her love for the written word, and the fact. I'd love to see someone quiz her on either of the two books she claims to have read. Shoot, I bet she can't even follow the illogic of her own book, come to that.
@Tremonius: She must mean she loves it when the words she has to say into a microphone are written for her, so she doesn't have to answer any questions or make anything up on the spot, as she's sure to fail any time some smarter person's hand isn't up her puppet-ass.
Who'd they bang on the piano? That doesn't sound very Palinesque. (I can't believe no one's caught that yet! Or do I just win the immaturity ribbon? Yeah. I do.)
We both had what Palin calls "a love of the written word" .
Yeah, but I heard Palin and written words haven't been getting along lately, and the love affair is a total sham - perhaps even a divorce is in the works! Levi said so.
@Swifter: Also, neither of them can write, has had an original thought in 17 years, is in an adult relationship with an adult male, has any friends ... I could go on, but I'm out of vodka.
@Swifter: No, no. Michael the boss, suffers from what appears to be autism and freely insults staff without even trying and lives in a dream world of his own making. No known competence in any field whatsoever.
We both resent Hillary Clinton and think she's a lesbian.
We both fear (and crave!) powerful men who have a soft side, so we besmirch their manliness and character.
We both are wildly under-appreciated by a world intellectually incapable of handling us (meaning, the world is too dumb to handle me, too smart to handle Backwoods Barbie).
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@Zirinsky
Congrats, you get the blue-ribbon today.
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#tips
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This explains a lot.
Popcorn, like Maureen Dowd, is hollow, lacks substance, and has an inflated sense of self.
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Yeah, but I heard Palin and written words haven't been getting along lately, and the love affair is a total sham - perhaps even a divorce is in the works! Levi said so.
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@drunkexpatwriter:
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We both fear (and crave!) powerful men who have a soft side, so we besmirch their manliness and character.
We both are wildly under-appreciated by a world intellectually incapable of handling us (meaning, the world is too dumb to handle me, too smart to handle Backwoods Barbie).
11/18/09
We both have risen to positions of authority and exposure which puzzles outside observers.
We both love to write about ourselves in ways we believe will endear us to our audience.
We both believe that what we say is true--even if it isn't.
We both dye our hair auburn, because blonde is trashy and undeserving of respect.
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