• Profile logout login

#newyorktimes

Gawker

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #stalker,
  • #opencaption,
  • #internalmemos,
  • etc.

New York, 9:54 AM
Thu Dec 3
48 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:

Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder |

West Coast Editor:
Richard Rushfield |

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate |

Media:
Hamilton Nolan |

Politics:
Alex Pareene |

Investigations:
John Cook |

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan |

Nights:
Adrian Chen |
Azaria Jagger |
Ravi Somaiya |

Weekends:
Foster Kamer |

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley |

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers
Gawker
  • posts about #newyorktimes more →

    Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre

    Snitch on the New York Times Quarterly Review

    New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover

    When Georgia O'Keeffe Loved the New York Times

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!

    How Much Weed Humor Can NYT Writers Roll Into a Cannibis College Profile?

    Maureen Dowd Thinks Obama Should Totally Act Like Sarah Palin

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta

    The Fallacy Behind Efforts to Save 'Public Service Journalism'

    Maureen Dowd: Fake America's Sarah Palin
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of GreyGander GreyGander
    09:37 AM

    In reply to Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre
    Dot Earth, being a shill for the AGW warmists, just has to stay, it just HAS to!
     Reply
    GreyGander was starred GreyGander was unstarred
    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    07:42 AM

    In reply to Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre
    If you ever want your heart to break, head over to the Times' migraine blog. It is called Migraine: Perspectives on a Headache. The comments section is consistently devastating.

    Also, remember when the Gawker tag "The New York Times is just a fancy blog" was like, a futuristic neg?
     Reply
    Phyllis Nefler was starred Phyllis Nefler was unstarred
    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    06:52 AM

    In reply to Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre
    You don't think they'd cut the Gambit chess blog, do you? Do you?!
     Reply
    Awesome X was starred Awesome X was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    01:50 AM

    In reply to Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre
    They'll never kill Motherlode. That whiny bitchfest has legs.
     Reply
    sarrible was starred sarrible was unstarred
    Image of flavorflav flavorflav
    01:38 AM

    In reply to Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre
    I'm not old either, but the typos drive me fucking nuts. Nuts!

    - Calendar. Not calender.
    - Strunk and White wrote "The Elements of Style," not "Element of Styles."
    - Hillary Clinton is not a dude. Her first name has two Ls, not one.

    (+1 if you're trying to make people think Gawker has been outsourced to Mumbai. )
     Reply
    flavorflav was starred flavorflav was unstarred
    Image of Adrian Chen Adrian Chen
    01:41 AM

    @flavorflav: thank you!
     Reply
    Adrian Chen was starred Adrian Chen was unstarred
    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    02:39 AM

    @flavorflav: OK, fine. But did you ever think about the fine Mumbai-Americans whose ambitions to night-edit Gawker you've just crushed like Deep-Fried Tandori Chicken with your cruel reference?!
     Reply
    Trai_Dep was starred Trai_Dep was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    01:17 AM

    In reply to Handicapping the Impending New York Times Blog Massacre
    I'm not old, but I want that cane. Who'd fuck with you when you were carrying that thing?

    Also, the CBC would probably buy the blog about hockey.
     Reply
    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    12/01/09

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Am I wrong for thinking that the affair I could forgive but making the damn mess in my house is beyond the pale?
     Reply
    Mama Penguino was starred Mama Penguino was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/01/09

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    My BFF and his boyfriend of 6 years agreed to split up. It was fairly amicable. They toughed it out while the boyfriend looked for a new apartment, taking turns sleeping on the sofa.

    I was surprised they lasted that long. The sexin' was infrequent and lousy, the boyfriend was the slob half of the Odd Couple, and they wanted different things out of life. Plus, the boyfriend cheated (and ultimately got what he deserved, as you will see.) But it seemed to work ok for a month or two.

    Until! The boyfriend returned home early one night and was surprised to find candles, a used ashtray and two empty wineglasses in the sink.

    My buddy (whom I still call "Helium Heels") was abed with a rather goodlooking Craigslist hookup, sexin' away with Hard Mechanics 2 on DVD a-playin'. Fortunately he was able to 'fess up, get the boyfriend to take a walk, and kick the craggy Craiggy to the curb without them actually seeing eachother.

    He remains defiant. And I got him a gift certificate to The Red Roof Inn for Christmas.
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/01/09

    @BettyCrocker: This is the kind of Christmas miracle I can believe in.
     Reply
    Wrapitup was starred Wrapitup was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/01/09

    @Wrapitup: The Gift Of The Magnum?
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    12/01/09

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Don't we have some old semi-pro Penthouse Forum writers around here somewhere? This sounds like the perfect gig for them.
     Reply
    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    @raincoaster: Who the fuck you calling "old," bitch?
     Reply
    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    12/01/09

    In reply to Snitch on the New York Times Quarterly Review
    Ah, quarterly Town Hall meetings. Just a guess, but I think you'll see a lot of substance-free brown-nosey questions met with vague answers and empty pontificating.
     Reply
    Unsolicited Advice was starred Unsolicited Advice was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Ashley Madison is way too upscaley and fancy for me. You can tell by the two classy hooker names. I want to join a place called Moe Santiago. You schtup in the storeroom of a Dominican chino-latino restaurant on a crate of Manischevitz.
     Reply
    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @BookishLookish: I actually know several people who have made awesome hook ups and had great affairs through Ashley Madison.

    And, my lesbian friends love it because there are A LOT of "straight" girls in long term relationships with men who want one night stands with girls on Ashley Madison.
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I'm just an old-fashioned girl, honey.
     Reply
    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @BookishLookish: Nothing wrong with that. You also have to remember I'm currently living in a culture where married women/girls in long term relationships are expected to be unfaithful once in a while. Nobody is judgmental about it.

    What I find amusing is that my partner (and several other of my female friends) have told me that if you are female and over 30 Courgared is a wonderful way to boost your ego - despite how ridiculously cheesy the site design is.

    [www.cougared.com]
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Finally, what every healthy, well-adjusted lesbian is looking for: a way to have a long-term relationship with a man.
     Reply
    Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of marcm2k7 marcm2k7
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I heard Cougarlife.com was the place to go for that.
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter approved this comment marcm2k7 was starred marcm2k7 was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @Niko Bellic: My friend Louise just has a fetish for "straight" girls.

    She seems healthy enough to me. I think she likes the married ones because she says that a lot of out lesbians often get really clingy and in general she just wants to get laid.
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter:

    Beware. I have heard that private investigators can use ashleymadison as a means to gather evidence or worse, "create business". I have no idea if this is true or not, but I have dealt with a handful of PI's and this is something I would not put past them.

    I vaguely remember a story in the news a few months/year ago where a woman would blackmail the men she met on a cheaters website (I believe one man was blackmailed more than once, until he had enough!).
     Reply
    resipsaloquacious was starred resipsaloquacious was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @resipsaloquacious: This makes me glad that neither my gf nor I use Ashley Madison.

    We misbehave the old fashioned way. I try to hook up with girls who comment on my blog and/or hit brothels and she just lets guys she likes know she's not in a monogamous relationship.
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: So we are both old-fashioned? Well, hellooooo....
     Reply
    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @BookishLookish: There you go!

    And really, I'm an expat writer in Europe. I wouldn't be living up to my cliche if I wasn't in a brothel every so often.
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: What will you do if she decides to hit the brothels as well and encounters you ?
     Reply
    Wrapitup was starred Wrapitup was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @Wrapitup: Tease her about it for weeks.

    A variation of this happened about four years ago. One of my friends had just gotten dumped in a really, really bad way.

    He was in one of those "I'm never going to be with a girl again" modes of freaking out.

    So, we took him to Barcelona, got him drunk and then took him to my favorite brothel.

    While he went off to one of the back rooms with a cute blond thing, my gf and I drank beer and watched the strippers/live sex show.

    She then realized she had a mini crush on one of the working girls - but was too shy to approach her myself.

    Being a gentleman I went up and talked to the girl for her. She explained that she didn't do girls but could suggest several other girls for my girlfriend.

    I told my lady this, but she was hell bent on this girl. So, she asked if I would ask the girl I could do her while she watched - because my girlfriend really wanted to see this girl getting sexy.

    The downside (and I will regret this forever) is that I'd been drinking since 5 p.m. and it was now like 3 a.m. and I was unsure if my equipment would work.

    So, I passed - on the one and only time in my life that a girlfriend will ever offer to pay another girl to have sex with me.
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @marcm2k7: Given that at age 40 I'm far too old for what the Cougar women are going for I can't speak from experience - only from what my friends tell me.
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of once once
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I could be very wrong about this b/c it was explained to me by someone from the UK about the functionality of French affairs, but, they work so well b/c of discretion? i.e., the person having the affair would be mortified to learn that they had been caught out & would end the affair immediately. Family always comes before the affair and so feelings are never so badly hurt that the relationship can't recover (of course there are always exceptions). It's considered poor taste that the spouse would carry on an obvious or disruptive affair. Is this only for marrieds, just a myth, or is there any truth to it?
     Reply
    once was starred once was unstarred
    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/01/09

    @BookishLookish: The founder said he chose those names because they were the most popular baby names of the year and women would feel comfortable with them.
     Reply
    BookishLookish promoted this comment TroisFilles was starred TroisFilles was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/01/09

    @TroisFilles: Ah. So many of the men cheating have daughters with the same names as that of the company supplying the women with whom they cheat? That's kind of disturbing.
     Reply
    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12/01/09

    @once: Yes. It all works because of discretion. But it's assumed that it's happening. But if you ever rubbed it into your lover/husband's face that would be awful and the start of a blood feud.

    Yes, family comes first and you do everything you can to not get caught.

    The rule of thumb is "do not do anything that would embarrass your spouse."

    And, yeah, the second you got caught you'd stop the affair.

    And yeah obvious and disruptive affairs would not only end a marriage but would get you ostracized by your friends.

    Affairs are supposed to be whispered about with your same gender friends and kept discreet.

    And, I think that's a good policy
     Reply
    drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of once once
    12/01/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: cool - I like that idea. thx
     Reply
    once was starred once was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/01/09

    In reply to Snitch on the New York Times Quarterly Review
    Will the Bobs be there?
     Reply
    DennyCrane was starred DennyCrane was unstarred
    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/01/09

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    At the end of the day, the football will have had the most fun out of all the parties involved.
     Reply
    Wrapitup was starred Wrapitup was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    In reply to Snitch on the New York Times Quarterly Review
    Here's a quick review of the Quarterly Review invitation:

    - "This morning at 10:30 am" is redundant. It should read "This morning at 10:30" or "Today at 10:30 a.m."
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    12/01/09

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    The New York Times is hornier than a celibate priest.
     Reply
    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    12/01/09

    @son of spam: And, despite the Styles section, somehow straighter.
     Reply
    Airvault was starred Airvault was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    12/01/09

    @Airvault: But just as awkward.
     Reply
    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    12/01/09

    @son of spam: And very earnest and curious like a newly ordained one.
     Reply
    Wrapitup was starred Wrapitup was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.