Not only did the New York Times give former CIA director Michael Hayden its top Sunday Review slot yesterday to opine on the usefulness of drone warfare; the paper didn’t even make him disclose his ties to defense contractors who are in the drone business. Very gracious of them.
Tom Friedman Is No Socialist, Obviously
If you sat Tom Friedman in a chair, gave him a piece of paper, snapped your fingers to get his attention, and told him to write down America’s three greatest sources of strength, what would he do?
Why Does the New York Times Care About Freeing the Nipple?
The New York Times will not print several swear words, but it will, apparently, publish a video featuring so many pairs of naked breasts. Yesterday the paper unveiled a four-minute film titled “Free the Nipple?”, in which many New York women do just that.
Tom Friedman Reads Internet, Calls CEO, Continues Sleepwalking
When the chips are down, and the transistors are shrinking, and the deadline hour is nigh, Thomas Friedman—a professional—can whip up a newspaper column faster than you can say “It is a shame that you are not writing for Highlights for Kids, sir.”
In Cabal of Powerful Elites, Newspaper Sees Valid Alternative to Traditional Democratic Institutions
“Think of it as The Establishment 2.0,” says the New York Times, of the “Working Team of the Itasca Project,” a group of “14 men and women who oversee some of the biggest companies, philanthropies and other institutions in Minneapolis, St. Paul and the surrounding area,” and who meet weekly “to quietly shape the…
The most popular comment in the history of the New York Times website is by a Canadian, explaining why Canada is better than the U.S. You love to be told why you suck, America.
Right-Wing Gun Idolator Erick Erickson Flies Into a Rage, Shoots Up a Piece of Paper
Conservative blogger, unrepentant sexist, Twinkie opponent and fat man who hates fat lesbians Erick Erickson has a strong opinion about The New York Times’ front-page editorial calling for tighter gun laws in the wake of a spate of mass shootings in the U.S.
New York Times Front Page Editorial: Pro-Gun Politicians Are Helping 'Would-Be Killers' Commit Mass Shootings
As the number of mass shootings in 2015 continues to climb and, by some counts even outpaces the number of days so far in the year, The New York Times issued a desperate plea for an end to the violence brought on by too-lax gun control laws in the U.S.
New York Times Decides Not To Use the Word 'Gentle' To Describe the Planned Parenthood Shooter, After All
After what was likely a heated debate around the editorial desk, The New York Times decided to rework a story that described Robert Lewis Dear, the man who killed three people and wounded nine others at a Planned Parenthood clinic on Friday, as “gentle.”
Trump Says Disabled New York Times Reporter Should 'Stop Using His Disability To Grandstand'
Even on a national holiday, Donald Trump can’t help himself from being a petulant slice of stinking, festive shit-pie.
Buzzfeed Screws Up Its Calling Out of the New York Times Screwing Up
We in the media love nothing more than to call out our colleagues for fucking up, which means that this morning turned out to be a great one for me, since I get to make fun of a competitor for bungling its pointing out of a mistake made by another competitor.
Ted Cruz's Dad Probably Exaggerated His Revolutionary Past
Rafael Cruz, father of Republican presidential candidate Ted, is the subject of a New York Times investigation which alleges that maybe he wasn’t quite the Molotov cocktail-tossing Cuban revolutionary he’s made himself out to be. Woe is the man whose dad’s tall tales become a matter of public concern.
New York State Legislator Who Supported Nail Salon Labor Protections Turns on His Own Law
You might be surprised to learn that the New York State assemblyman who helped to craft a bill designed to protect nail salon workers, which Governor Cuomo signed into law earlier this year, has now decided that this law (especially the provisions pertaining to wage fraud) is bad. Then again, you might not be so…
Which Ten Articles Did Chris Christie Read This Month?
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The New York Times Is So Over Blogs, Killing Them Off One By One
R.I.P. blogs, we hardly knew ye.
Times Campaign Reporter Familiarizes Self With C-SPAN
Michael Barbaro is a “Political reporter for the New York Times covering 2016 campaign,” which is among the most coveted jobs in American journalism.
Former Obama Spokesman Pens Pathetic and Evil Defense of Amazon
Two months ago, the New York Times published a major article describing the means by which Amazon breaks down the minds of its employees and reassembles them into miserable, weeping productivity nodes. Today, Amazon’s flack-in-chief Jay Carney responds while denying nothing.
These Blurbs of Books No One Will Read Are the Best Thing in the New York Times Book Review
Some people read the New York Times Book Review section for the book reviews. Other, smarter people read the New York Times Book Review just for the descriptions of the self-published books.
A Statistical Analysis of the New York Times "Sunday Routine"
As all New Yorkers know, the best section in the New York Times bar none is the “Sunday Routine.” So far this year, 38 people have been featured in the “Sunday Routine.” What is their Sunday routine?
The New York Times Is Suddenly No Longer Above Reading Someone's Hacked Emails
When hackers dumped an unfathomably large trove of internal materials from Sony Pictures on the internet last December, it created a feeding frenzy among reporters—unless you worked at the New York Times, which took a moral stance against touching stolen goods. Today, the Times has a big story explicitly based on…
