Read the headline at least 5 times as "Google Co-Founder Kind of a Jerk in Prison, Says Fellow Billionaire." Made the actual article confusing, and then disappointing. #barrydiller
If Blago were to go to New York, I feel like a cosmic douchebag balance between Chicago and NYC will be upset, and there will be some sort of douchebaggy gravitational collapse.
Will Salman Rushdie be discussing what it's like to nail Padma Lakshmi? Because that'll definitely bump my interest level in this event up a few notches...
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Were I single, prolly. But my one single-guy experience with that sort of eye candy makes me wonder if, at least sometimes, foxy=loxy.
@Smitros: I would try to come back with something involving lemon juice and dill sprigs, but I think I've already worn out the whole brunch-in-the-sack metaphor.
@Iceland Spar: I would come to the Gawker Festival only if other commenters really looked like their avatars. (I'm not ready to have cold water poured on my randy fantasies about certain commenters.)
PS Yes, I'm male, I ride and shoot, and I do prefer the wild trail to my cubicle, but I'm not a Native American.
@The Lone Scout: Well I know it's hard not to have randy fantasies about my avatar, but in all honestly, this isn't my usual shade of lipstick. The rest is dead on though, so hopefully I won't disappoint.
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Need the 411 on that, just go to the upper right-hand corner of your browser and "Ask" it!
Oh wait... #barrydiller
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Blago, go fuck yourself. Try Jersey.
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I don't know how you verify this, but I'm betting she's a lox in the sack.
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Were I single, prolly. But my one single-guy experience with that sort of eye candy makes me wonder if, at least sometimes, foxy=loxy.
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PS Yes, I'm male, I ride and shoot, and I do prefer the wild trail to my cubicle, but I'm not a Native American.
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This probably doesn't involve your fantasies (I hope), but I look almost exactly like my avatar.
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I'm scrawny (only 4K of memory, I think), so you can find better.
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[Gratuitous equine humor in the absence of actual SJP post]
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W/Leprosy!
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