Rugby Fan's Exposed Dick Wins Australian National Championship
The South Sydney Rabbitohs, a rugby team partially owned by Russell Crowe, won the Australian National Rugby League championship yesterday, its first victory in 43 years. "It's all about the bunnies down here," said a Channel Nine reporter, live at the scene. Wrong. It was all about one fan's swinging dick.
Classy News Station Honors Dead Teen with Photo of "The Shocker"
An Australian teen has died after falling from the balcony of a New Zealand ski resort Thursday and sustaining serious head injuries. It's a sobering situation that 9 News chose to memorialize with a photo of the deceased and his friends throwing up "the shocker."
WGN Sports Reporter Makes Little Kid Cry
The truly surreal moment is when a woman, presumably the kid's mother, hoists her kid up and lets him dunk the ball, and she yells at Tomasulo "In yo' face!" That moment almost made us think that the whole thing was faked, but Tomasulo Twittered about it back in May, and Twitter is always to be trusted.

