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    Readers Not Flocking to Michael Wolff

    Newser Secures Millions in Funding

    Today In Michael Wolff

    Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue

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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newser Secures Millions in Funding
    Note to myself:


    1-Make stupid news aggregator site


    2-Get 2.5 millions in dumb-fuck, I MEAN, investors money


    3-RUN!


    4-PROFIT!

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newser Secures Millions in Funding
    Sinister rumors abound that Michael Wolff cooks a mean Jamaican goat curry. Note to self: if Michael Wolff molests you, get the hell out of his kitchen.
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    Image of DoctorNine's D9 Cat DoctorNine's D9 Cat
    06/19/09

    @Wrapitup: I would be loath to consider the source of the sauce. Just saying.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    06/19/09

    In reply to Newser Secures Millions in Funding
    Suckers. Gosh, I wonder what their "Burn Rate" will be, investing millions in a lippy guy who writes things like "Dick Cheney- Good for America?". Quel provacateur, in his own mind.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/04/09

    In reply to Today In Michael Wolff
    "...my interest is in process rather than, per se, message."


    Oh, you smug prick. What process is that, sir? Diddling a prissy, insufferable kid old enough to be your daughter? You couldn't even cheat with integrity! I hope your ex-wife's lawyer gives you some "slapstick jurisprudence" to the tune of three-quarters of your take-home pay.

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    06/04/09

    In reply to Today In Michael Wolff
    Behold the smirk of a man who chats up young-looking women at parties and can't figure out how to extricate himself gracefully once he finds out the gal he thought was 25 is actually a well-preserved 36.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/04/09

    In reply to Today In Michael Wolff
    Maybe he's one of the guys pushing for Berlusconi to get a Nobel? [www.nytimes.com]
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/04/09

    In reply to Today In Michael Wolff
    Michael Wolff has the focused, knowing smirk of the man who can blow himself, and do it incredibly well.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/04/09

    @Wrapitup: For his sake, I hope he can. Because apart from paying for it, that's likely the only way he'll ever experience it.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/04/09

    @bytememehard: There is an aloneness in his smirk and thanks to your wise comment, now I know where it comes from.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    06/04/09

    @bytememehard: You just know that Ms. Floethe considers such a thing beneath her.
    'T'ain't none of her business.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06/04/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: She's just like Charlotte York.
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    Image of Cutting Makes You Sexy Cutting Makes You Sexy
    06/04/09

    @Wrapitup: It's the lips right? The lips give him the ability to do it incredibly well.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    06/08/09

    @Cutting Makes You Sexy: My theory is that he found that he could do it and then his lips evolved to keep up.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/04/09

    In reply to Today In Michael Wolff
    Whew. From the title of this post, I was concerned this was going to be a series of screen shots from his colonoscopy this morning.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    06/04/09

    @Nice Beaver:


    After reading the post and eyeing the photo, I've concluded that that was pretty much what it was.

     Reply
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    04/03/09

    In reply to Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
    Blonde hair, blue eyes, a sense of elitist entitlement, extreme narcissism, sexual attraction to men in positions of power and gaining positions based on connections instead of on literary merit. Pardon? --An intern at Vanity Fair you say?
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    03/03/09

    In reply to Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
    Part of the beauty of a trust fund has been the freedom to avoid such a man, those incredibly rich but invariably dull hedge funders and private equity guys, bean counters and bureaucrats, so available in New York and urged on all single girls


    Hear that single women of New York? You are either princesses or whores. It's just like Paris of 19th century. Except the writers suck.

     Reply
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    Image of pufflehuff pufflehuff
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
    Bless her dear heart. Unlike capitalism - or, indeed, communism - this is a long-term strategy that will stay the course. I am reading and learning.
     Reply
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
    It depresses me that at my advanced age the only option for sleeping with an older guy to get ahead in the media world is Sumner Redstone.
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    Image of braak braak
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
    Is "Floethe" pronounced like "Goethe" is? So, it's really pronounced "Flirta?"
     Reply
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    Image of ZiggyStardust ZiggyStardust
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
    "Internet writers need trust funds."


    This is an idea we can get behind, yes?

     Reply
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    Image of the rzo the rzo
    02/26/09

    In reply to Victoria Floethe, the New Media Ingénue
    The Monte Carlo article has her moved away from being "seated next to a man safely accompanied by his wife." Perhaps Wolff brought his wife with him?
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