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Also, we're all well aware of the fact that Michelle could cut a bitch.
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And not to sound like a right-wingnut, but: I'm not accepting anything about Palin's stupidity, wardrobe or bubba family until one of these mysterious "unnamed sources" has the guts to go on the record.
This isn't reporting. This is typewriting.
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btw? palin's stupidity and wardrobe ARE on the record, unless you think the rnc receipts and her numerous interviews and stump speeches were fakes.
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When Barack Obama legalizes gay marriage on day 1 of his administration, just wait... the Graham-McCain nuptials will be gorgeous.
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"Because it's a snow machine," came the reply.
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"Nothing seemed to rattle Obama. He had a way of retreating into his own little world. During one of the debate preps, the lights blew, flickering on and off like a strobe light from the 1970s disco craze. Obama stood behind the podium, quietly singing the song 'Disco Inferno,' last popular in the heyday of 'Saturday Night Fever.'"
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ok, i've already said this, but in fairness to both of these crazy, creepy coots, that is really, really, really funny.
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These were the anecdotes that moved me the most about McCain:
"McCain also was reluctant to use Obama's incendiary pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, as a campaign issue. The Republican had set firm boundaries: no Jeremiah Wright; no attacking Michelle Obama; no attacking Obama for not serving in the military. McCain balked at an ad using images of children that suggested that Obama might not protect them from terrorism. Schmidt vetoed ads suggesting that Obama was soft on crime (no Willie Hortons). And before word even got to McCain, Schmidt and Salter scuttled a "celebrity" ad of Obama dancing with talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres (the sight of a black man dancing with a lesbian was deemed too provocative)."
"McCain was dumbfounded when Congressman John Lewis, a civil-rights hero, issued a press release comparing the GOP nominee with former Alabama governor George Wallace, a segregationist infamous for stirring racial fears. McCain had devoted a chapter to Lewis in one of his books, "Why Courage Matters," and had so admired Lewis that he had once taken his children to meet him."
That last one makes me sad.
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-Okay, what's up with Lindsay Graham? McCain's mom wants to marry him (he's unmarried, right?), he is in love with John McCain, and likes to get little girls hopped up on Mountain Dew, his drug of choice when in polite company. Graham is deeply, creepily weird.
-Newsweek being decorous: that "large" woman with the martini t-shirt McCain was ogling til she fled? They meant, "big-tittied."
-McCain: "Who are all these Germans? Why are they cheering?" John, they are the inhabitants of Germany- don't hit me!
- I liked the scene of Hillary's, "Why am I doing this? I'm comfortable here." "The WH isn't so bad." "I've been there."
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The Delaware senator raved about future first lady Michelle Obama, calling her "the most impressive person I've met in 35 years."
"I like him. I LOVE her," he said of the Obamas.
;D
^^ that's my "joe biden ascii face"
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Oh my God. I fucking love him. You know how they said Bush won back in the day because he was "the guy you wanted to have a beer with"? I want to have a beer with BARACK, is who I want to have a beer with.
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Michelle was shaken by the vituperative crowds and the hot rhetoric from the GOP candidates. "Why would they try to make people hate us?" she asked Valerie Jarrett.
Is heartbreaking.
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It's also interesting how Obama somehow made Bill Clinton go nuckin futs.
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haha seriously though what a giant girl he is.