@MisterHippity: Ah, I'm so busted, My Hip, Ripe Tits! Couldn't you have allowed me to propagate the illusion that I came up with these anagrams on my own? #malcolmgladwell
Will Salman Rushdie be discussing what it's like to nail Padma Lakshmi? Because that'll definitely bump my interest level in this event up a few notches...
@The Lone Scout:
Were I single, prolly. But my one single-guy experience with that sort of eye candy makes me wonder if, at least sometimes, foxy=loxy.
@Smitros: I would try to come back with something involving lemon juice and dill sprigs, but I think I've already worn out the whole brunch-in-the-sack metaphor.
@Iceland Spar: I would come to the Gawker Festival only if other commenters really looked like their avatars. (I'm not ready to have cold water poured on my randy fantasies about certain commenters.)
PS Yes, I'm male, I ride and shoot, and I do prefer the wild trail to my cubicle, but I'm not a Native American.
@The Lone Scout: Well I know it's hard not to have randy fantasies about my avatar, but in all honestly, this isn't my usual shade of lipstick. The rest is dead on though, so hopefully I won't disappoint.
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im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret! #malcolmgladwell
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Malcom Gladwell = Well-Clad Mag Moll #malcolmgladwell
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Mr. Hippity = Pithy, Prim
Mr. Hippity = RIP, 'Pi' Myth!
etc. #malcolmgladwell
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Yes, I've actually done this before:
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I don't know how you verify this, but I'm betting she's a lox in the sack.
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Were I single, prolly. But my one single-guy experience with that sort of eye candy makes me wonder if, at least sometimes, foxy=loxy.
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PS Yes, I'm male, I ride and shoot, and I do prefer the wild trail to my cubicle, but I'm not a Native American.
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This probably doesn't involve your fantasies (I hope), but I look almost exactly like my avatar.
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I'm scrawny (only 4K of memory, I think), so you can find better.
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[Gratuitous equine humor in the absence of actual SJP post]
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W/Leprosy!
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