Stasi's lawyer talks about the jury system as if it's a slot machine: "Pull the lever, kiddies -- If you hit the jackpot, great! If you don't... oh well!"
@MrInBetween: I once had to sit on a jury where a former male stripper/cocaine dealer was suing the local Chic-fil-A for leaving water near the garbage can. He had gotten treatment for a football injury that he received in high school, while he was in jail, but claimed he got it from slipping in their restaurant. It was 3 days out of my life that I'll never get back. Unfortunately, since the plaintiff doesn't actually have to pay a lawyer unless they win, there's no real reason NOT to do it. I mean unless of course you have some dignity or a conscience.
As a pro forma demonstration of my love of good writing and my loathing of irrational thought, I'd be happy to push Bill Kristol down a flight of left-leaning stairs, provided City of Heroes picks up the subsequent tab.
@BeckySharper: Agreed. If you wear heels, learn how to negotiate the world in them, even after a couple glasses of no-doubt wretched chardonnay, Ms. Stasi.
The prostitutes of Venice managed on their chopines. Otherwise wear flats, Grandma.
My mother used to say that "marriage is basically legalized prostitution" and that if she hadn't had kids, she never would have bothered getting married.
Oh, Ashley. I'm sure you are regretting selling the poon to random strangers but it's too late. What you should have done is found some athlete or sugar-daddy to sucker. P.S. opening your mouth to the tabloids for $500,000 beats screwing pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged johns any day of the week.
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The prostitutes of Venice managed on their chopines. Otherwise wear flats, Grandma.
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I'd love to see that as a New York Post headline.
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Also - why are the "ladies" who write for The Post so bitter, angry and misogynistic? And fug?
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I think Ashley is right.
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And enough with the Myspace-style shots, lady. Urryone knows that shit is ovah.
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But in all seriousness - yes, she was pretty goshdarned sexy last year. This look is scary stuff.
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Well, I sure hope you were not banging Gov. Gold Toe for free?