Nic Cage Sex Pics Stolen from Ex-Girlfriend's Home by Handyman
A stash of "intimate photos" starring Nicolas Cage and his ex-girlfriend/baby mama Christina Fulton were allegedly swiped from the latter's home earlier this year by a handyman.
Employment Seeker Mistakes Nic Cage JPEG for CV, Inadvertently Sends Out Greatest Job Application Ever
"Fucking weirdo" Vanessa Hojda believes the answer to every question is "Nicolas Cage."
Nicolas Cage's Wax Figure Not Thrilled to Meet Actual Nicolas Cage
Here is wax figure Nicolas Cage, trying to get along with actual Nicolas Cage at Paris's Musée Grévin on Sunday. Have you ever seen a wax figure look so fundamentally disinterested in his counterpart? I'm worried about their chemistry. Hopefully, they bonded just a little bit over the complicated life of a stunt…
A Fake Nicolas Cage Accosts the Real Jake Gyllenhaal on SNL
We've previously lauded Andy Samberg's Nicolas Cage impersonation from SNL. Well, tonight, Samberg-as-Cage was back—with a very real Jake Gyllenhaal, who delivered the line of the evening: "You're in every movie—you're like the white Samuel L. Jackson."
Season of the Witch: Nic Cage's Latest Misbegotten Paycheck
Will this flick be as bad as we all hope it will be? Um... YES. This horrible junket session is all the proof you'll need. Is it premature to start engraving 2011's Golden Razzie Award on January 6th?
Watch Nicolas Cage's Romanian Nightclub Freakout
Nicolas Cage is currently in Romania shooting Ghost Rider 2. Last weekend, the actor known for flipping out on screen had a real life meltdown when he got into a screaming match—for reasons unknown—with a friend. Watch inside.
The Trailer for Nicolas Cage's Drive Angry Will Make You Cringe with Disbelief
Nicolas Cage, the worst actor of his generation (watch here), has a new movie—Drive Angry, in which he plays a car enthusiast who escapes Hell to save his granddaughter—coming! If you thought The Wicker Man looked bad, well...
Nobody Wants Nic Cage's Kiddie Dream House
Poor broke Nic Cage couldn't get one single $10 million bid for his...spectacular "frat house bordello" mansion. Apparently nobody wanted to live in a grown-up version of the kid on Silver Spoons' room.
Inside The D-List World of Lindsay Lohan's Lawyers
Lindsay Lohan's new (alleged) lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, is of course a crazy fameball who likes to have her picture taken with her horrible clients, like Michael Lohan. Here are some Facebook photos to that effect.
Natalie Portman Wants to Take a Drug-filled Roadtrip with You
Natalie Portman makes a road trip film about drugs. Drugs could null Charlie Sheen's contract. Drew Barrymore is a whalehugger. Zoolander 2 is on the move. Winter storm warning: The Trade roundup is expected to bring 5-10 inches of AWESOME.
Miley Cyrus and The Sparkly Ring of Voodoo Man Magnetics
Miley Cyrus has a ring that gives her special powers, like attracting press! Jeff Bridges basically is The Dude. Tiger Woods likes hot asses, but whose? Fake hair! Golden showers! Taxes! Chicks making out! Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
Hollywood's Sleepy Eyed Men Ruin Everything!
Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis inexplicably continues to get work. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage's DVD's dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa.
Next Time, Nicolas Cage Will Try TurboTax
As if it's not enough for Nicolas Cage to have to deal with Kathleen Turner's chihuahua-napping accusations, now the actor is embroiled in a scandal with the Internal Revenue Service. Forbes.com is reporting that the Chiclet-toothed thespian used his production company to illegally write off $3.3 million in personal…
But What Nic Cage Really Wants To Do Is Pray To Direct A 9-11 Movie
This is a story of an actor's unshakeable faith rewarded.

