Umm, call me a suburban gringa, but doesn't how "deep" someone "rolls" reflect the number of "homies" in one's "posse?" Mr. Brown, I believe you should be referring to the depth of your pockets, or alternatively, the extent to which you are iced out.
@contradicto: I'm a fan of the Diet Platter at diners; cottage cheese, Jell-O, and a turkey burger without the bun. I get to feel healthy without actually being healthy.
OK, we get it. There is this website called Twitter, that allows people to publicly share tidbits of information. Owen, I'm a fan, but this column is awful. Please stop.
@FaceMelter: For serious. If I actually cared about these people (Choire excepted) and wanted to read all their little mind droppings on Twitter, I would, you know, join Twitter.
@Choire: Hey, maybe Owen could narrow it down to just your twitters (tweets? ugh, whatever). I still wouldn't have to join it and it would sort of be like you worked here again, only pithier (and, uh, unpaid).
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And I believe Ashton's hammering kicks in at about 45.
[Rimshot]
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Kristof already is.
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I am so failing at my New Year's resolutions
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Oh, and by the way, this shit would never have happened back in the day.
And yes, you know exactly which day I'm referring do.
Also, I still miss Moe.
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Using a fork burns more calories!
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