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Gossip Roundup: Baby Brangelina Wins Fetal Beauty Pageant
• What's truly heartbreaking about Brad Pitt's forthcoming spawn, currently festering in Angelina Jolie's womb, is what the new baby will do to Jolie's two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara. Kids, say hi to your new, gorgeous replacement! [NYDN] More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Lizzie Grubman and the Rib That Time Forgot
• It's been almost 5 years since publicist Lizzie Grubman mowed over 16 people at the Hamptons' Conscience Point Inn, but she's still doing her time in court. Yesterday Grubman answered questions for the only remaining civil suit, filed by a victim who suffered a bruised rib. Rest assured, it was a very expensive, pricey rib. [Page Six] More »
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By JessicaComment by the earl grey: lachey in pumps is great, but my fave 'real reason behind split' story was the STAR's insistence that a stainless... more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: Nick & Jessica Take It to the Tabs
• Divorce is never easy, and it's certainly less so when the couple is also battling for the public's favor. Polls of People and Star magazines' readers reveal that most blame Jessica Simpson for her breakup with Nick Lachey, leading Simpson's publicist Rob Shuter to allegedly plant all sorts of nasty items about Lachey in the gossip columns — including a big one yesterday. [Lowdown] More »
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By JessicaComment by the earl grey: I want to see Match Point just to see how Woody's costume person chose the tennis gear. [brands, logos etc] But... more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: By God, Nick Lachey Will Profit!
• Nick Lachey may sell his side of the divorce story to OK! magazine for $300k, complete with the help of Jamie-Lynn Sigler's ex-husband, A.J. DiScala. As if this weren't classy enough, Lachey may also be investing in megaclub Pacha. Dude's got to keep up with Jessica's post-breakup collagen, after all. [Page Six] More » -
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Media Bubble: Has Bravo's 'NYDN' Show Losts Its Stars?
• Will Michael Cooke's NYDN departure cause problems for Bravo reality show about the paper? Even worse: What about Hud Morgan's departure? [NYP] More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Aw, Britney — Not the Ferrari!
• Increasingly tired of footing the bill for her baby daddy's chav-luxe lifestyle, Britney Spears is attempting to repossess the $200k Ferrari she bought for husband Kevin Federline. We assume she'll still pay for his current room and board at the Beverly Hills Hotel, however, which kinda takes away from the effect of his punishment. [Page Six] More » -
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By JesseComment by Norma Desmond: Well, it could be worse for US. At least it isn't Janice Min. more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: The Garner-Affleck-Starbucks Love Triangle
• It's the mother of all conspiracy theories: did Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck sign a secret deal with Starbucks to be constantly photographed by paparazzi while holding their venti white mochas? It's so evil, we're inclined to believe it. Lord knows the Olsens signed that contract ages ago. [Lowdown] More » -
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Remainders: Trump's Alcoholic Orgy Continues
• Prepare your feeble gullets and blue-collar livers for the triumphant glory of Trump: The Booze: The Poster! [Defamer] More »
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By JessicaComment by SecureLocation: Can we just all agree to stop using the word "canoodling?" At any time and in any context? more » | Other threads
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nick and jessica
Gossip Roundup: Nick Lachey Gets a Freaking Life
• Nick Lachey is quick on the rebound (as we're sure his marriage to Jessica Simpson just ended last week and not, like, last year); the single houseboy was seen cuddling with a nice set of boobies in Miami. Meanwhile, Tara Reid has ingratiated herself to Paris Hilton's ex-fiancé Paris Latsis, but Latsis is too smart to actually touch the boozehound. [Page Six] More »
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By JessicaComment by Norma Desmond: This picture of Nick reminds me of Dukakis in the tank. You just lost the best gravy train of your life,... more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: AMI to Kill Nick and Jessica's Tabloid Baby
• The day Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced their separation, Star and Celebrity Living had covers suggesting the couple's pregnancy. Surely they'll save face by giving Simpson a miscarriage next week. [Page Six] More » -
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Nick and Jessica: Finally, Officially, Honestly Over
We here at Gawker are never — never — happy to see the dissolution of a celebrity marriage. Love in Famousville doesn't come easy, and we are nothing but sympathetic to the countless hearts broken by the glare of the spotlight. More »
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By JessicaComment by HipsterPit: Great. Now what am I going to do with my collectable Nick Lachey doll? more » | Other threads
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Gossip Roundup: Helen Gurley Brown Tries to Seduce Ellen DeGeneres
• The original Cosmo girl, 83-year-old Helen Gurley Brown, wanted so badly to be on Ellen DeGeneres's talk show that she sent in an "audition tape" featuring her performing a choreographed dance to the best of Andrew Lloyd Webber. The adorable dinosaur even sported a leotard, but apparently that didn't arouse Ellen's libido. [Gatecrasher] More » -
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Gawker's Week in Review: Jessica Simpson Left Flackless
• Jessica Simpson gets dumped by her publicist, who's tired of lying to the world about miserable state of Simpson's marriage. Could the PR industry be having its Jerry Maguire moment? Nah. More » -
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Nick and Jessica: The Real Threat to America
Determined to prove that they are nothing if not honorable purveyors of God-honest fluff, Us Weekly has actually enlisted the aid of Jack Trimarco and Paul Eckman, lying experts who have worked with the FBI and helped Al Qaeda interrogations. Now, they've stopped questioning terrorists for the sake of infotainment, and have instead turned their attention to stage-dad Joe Simpson and his denials of Nick and Jessica's marital problems. More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Nick and Jessica Play Charades
• Despite the public denials and a recent Italian vacation courtesy of OK! magazine, Jackass Bam Margera confirms Nick and Jessica's split to Us Weekly, Nick hits Vegas, and Jessica spends their third wedding anniversary in Nairobi. At this point, we think it's safe to say that this marriage is floating face-down in the bathtub of love. [Page Six] More » -
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Gawker's Week In Review: Monotonous Sadism With Nick and Jessica
• Clearly the most important news of our generation, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are (probably) over. Where were you when you found out? Still grieving over the loss of Paris and Paris, no doubt. More »
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By PareeneComment by peter feld: I saw the headline and thought, oh yeah -- Denton and Coen... more » | Other threads
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BREAKING NEWS: JUDY MILLER FORCED TO TURN OVER NOTES ON SIMPSON/LACHEY DIVORCE
We've just received terribly important updates in our two pet stories to close out the week. First, from the Observer's Media Mob: More » -
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Gossip Roundup: We Don't Care Who Says What. Nick and Jessica Are Fucking Over. Just Accept It.
• Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson issue the standard denial in response to yesterday's celebrity weekly bukkake over their break-up; Us Weekly stands by their report. Perhaps the denial has something to do with that exclusive contract Simpson signed with OK!, which apparently guarantees the mag exclusive rights to all Simpson coverage. As if anyone's going to care once OK! "breaks" this story. [Page Six] More » -
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Jick and Nessica Might Be a Little More, Maybe
First, we read in Life & Style the most dramatic version yet of the Nick and Jessica divorce story. Snapping! Weeping on planes! But then, we read this: More »
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By PareeneComment by Mike Panic: This is getting more attention as of late then the Olson Twins countown till their 18 clocks! more » | Other threads
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If You Love Something, Get Rid of It: Nick and Jessica to Divorce
The image at right (click to enlarge) probably won't be on the newsstands until 10 A.M. or so, but we don't see why you should wait for the news: Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, America's Newlyweds, have called it quits. For those of you so self-loathing as to closely follow these things, you'll recall that in May, E! online reported that the couple had filed for divorce, only to mysteriously retract the story an hour later. But you knew, right then, that this was coming, didn't you? More » -
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Gossip Roundup: Nick and Jessica Barely Fake It
• According to reports from the VMA clusterfuck in Miami, Jessica Simpson wouldn't touch or speak to her "husband" Nick Lachey when the cameras weren't watching. How long until they start awarding Emmys for reality television performances? [Lowdown] More » -
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Jessica Simpson's Insensitive Denim
Contrary to popular belief, a 95-pounds-and-shrinking starlet really does understand the denim needs of plus size women. Next up in brand expansion: The Jessica Simpson LSAT prep course. More »
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