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The Gawker Wasted 20

It's shaping up as a cruel summer for drunk, high or otherwise messed up celebrities trying to stay on the straight and narrow. Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this week for groping a 17-year-old's breasts while in possession of marijuana and Valium, in something of a reprise of his bust last year for doing blow in a nightclub. Actress and teen rehab veteran Drew Barrymore is now reported to have boozed her way to a breakup with actor Justin Long. Heather Locklear fled "depression and anxiety" rehab in Arizona after barely two weeks. Even a Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, surrendered himself to rehab again after leaving his wife for a 19-year-old cocktail waitress — and two bottles of vodka per day. Maybe all that summer daylight is pushing everyone over the edge! In any case, it's tough to keep track of who's where on the customary arc of high-profile substance abuse: embarrassment, criminality, rock-bottom desperation, rehabilitation and then either another trip around the circle or a break into the freedom of sobriety. That's why we've compiled a guide to once and future inebriated celebrities: 20 actors, singers, models and socialites who hog way more than their fair share of space in the gossip pages — and here on Gawker. We'll update and expand this list over time as a sort of encyclopedia of shame; your comments and tips are encouraged. (The arrows, by the way, indicate trends in drunkenness, so an upward arrow means getting drunker, downward means getting more sober.) More »

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Mary-Kate Olsen Party Candids

Once again, some noble crusader has invaded Photobucket and dug up some scurrilous photos of young celebrities at play. In today's batch, one of the Olsen twins (we suspect Mary-Kate) is partying with some friends, most of whom are dressed in flannel, including famous rich person's daughter Nicole Richie and her man friend, rocker Joel Madden. The kids are pictured in some sort of wood-paneled mansion, playing with a piñata and smoking cigarettes. It's unclear when these were taken or whose birthday (it's a birthday, right?) they were celebrating, but Nicole Richie seems to be making a point of showing that she's not drinking in one of the photos. So perhaps it was while she was pregnant. Do your own sleuthing around the big brown mansion in a photo gallery, after the jump. More »

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Nicole Richie's Carol Burnett Homage Goes Down in Flames

[Celebrity toadstool Nicole Richie at a women in film gala in Los Angeles last night, because um... oh, I don't know; image via Splash]

Wild Nicole Richie Accosts Fan In Bar "'She went over to the fan and took her camera and deleted the photos,' our spy says." [Daily News]

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Even Natalie Portman Gets Peed On Sometimes


Baby Love Paris Hilton, heiress and sufferer of chronic droop-eye, would like to breed. She is currently dating one Benji Madden, who allegedly plays for some sort of musical group called "Good Charlotte," and would like to settle down and start a family. But! Trouble is brewing! Paris's on-again-off-again fake best friend, Nicole Richie (sort-of heiress, Peruvian shrunken head) thinks that Paris is just copying her! Nicole is married to fucking Benji's brother, Joel, who is also in this "Good Charlotte." And Nicole just had a baby, Harlow, and now Paris wants one too?? She's such a copycat! Plus, Nicole has to stay home with this stinky baby while Paris gets to bop around Europe with the brothers Madden? So unfair. Next thing you know Paris is going to grab Nicole's arm and say "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself." [Showbiz Spy]

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Proven By Science: Baby Richie Cuter Than Baby Aguilera

Say what you will about Nicole Richie, but the bitch has good return on investment. People magazine snagged pictures of her "perfect" baby at the discounted rate of $1 million. The little bundle of joy is on track to sell 1.8 million copies. Christina Aguilera, who sold pictures of her precious angel Max for $1.5 million, sold only an estimated 1.3 million copies. Guess that settles whose baby is loved more.

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Kate Hudson Back On Butterscotch Stallion

  • Kate Hudson is, once again, riding the Butterscotch Stallion. She and fellow actor Owen Wilson had a weird double-date in Miami with Jennifer Aniston and Eric Dane the night after Hudson spent time with Wilson at a 10-bedroom mansion, having been spotted on the way in by crafty paparazzi. Their friends are totally against it.
  • Actress Bai Ling said her arrest for shoplifting $16 in batteries and celebrity magazines was a big misunderstanding. Which actually makes sense, given the state of martial law under which most airports seem to operate, and given that no celebrity magazine (Star included) is remotely worth trying to shoplift. [P6]
  • To make "those panties slide right off," rapper-turned-chef Coolio recommends "Sautéed Shrimp and Soul Rolls, baby." [Serious Eats]
  • Late night host David Letterman jogs with two iPods and headphones with a proper headband, none of this "earbud" business. [P6]
  • Professional rich girl Nicole Richie hates looking "slutty," so she wants her mama boobs to go away. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Bizarre: Parker Posey and Keanu Reeves said to be an item. Maybe he was just sitting so close to her because he's weird and dense? Though she is weird and smart and you know what they say about opposite weirds: whichever one is freakiest kills and devours the other. [OK!]
  • Rosie O'Donnell is launching a redesign of her website April 1. y do you have 2 change? [Ask Ro]
  • Singer Britney Spears cannot stop dancing. Excellent activity, among the range of possible choices, to do compulsively. Bravo! [Faded Youth]
  • Salma Hayek, the actress, really wanted a boy but is making do with her daughter. [P6]
  • Chinese restaurant Philippe has potentially awesome hidden-camera videos of celebrity guests. [P6]

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Pay $100 To See Nicole Richie!

As Broadway producers continue to dance gleefully on the grave of Fred Ebb, it should not be surprising to find out that Nicole Richie, professional rich person's daughter and drug addict (and newly babied!), has been offered the lead role of Roxie in Chicago. Blargh. Many big fucking idiots have trotted through that show, like Ashlee Simpson (in the London production), so I guess it makes sense. Though whoever is playing Velma will probably mistake her for a cane and twirl her around during "Nowadays." That may be worth seeing. [Us]

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What A Million Dollars Gets You: Nicole Richie's Baby

Attached, Nicole Richie's million dollar baby. As in one-million dollars, the price paid by People for the exclusive. Holy buckets, you say—what an expensive baby! You, sir, are naive. This is the bargain baby! Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was worth $4m. Jennifer Lopez's new twins went for more than $3m each! (How awesome would it have been, actually, if Jennifer had sold one twin to People and the other to OK!?) Even Christina Aguilera's loser baby was worth $1.5! And once Angelina has this next phantom baby the photo will probably cost some outlet enough to publicly finance the presidential election. Or like ten minutes of Iraq! This is the business model that will save the magazine industry. And keep our celebrities the way we like them: pregnant and complicit in the exploitation of their families. [Related]

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Birthday Gifts Encouraged

Flak-cum-designer Jonathan Cheban is throwing a party in Miami for his upcoming 32nd birthday. Could he really be encouraging guests to buy gifts off a list? The unconfirmed rumor: that Cheban, a friend of B-list celebrities like Nicole Richie, is registered at Barney's. Undying gratitude to anyone who can send us a screenshot, or a link.

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Leelee Sobieski Likes The Pole, Not The Hole

  • Though everyone who went to Brown with her would beg to differ, early-00s 'it' girl Leelee Sobieski says she's not a lesbian. [NYO]
  • O.J. Simpson got chatty on a red eye flight after his sleeping pill failed to kick in. [Page Six]
  • Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are asking for donations to their new charity foundation, which supports mothers in need, in lieu of baby gifts. [Us Weekly]


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    Nicole Richie Is Boiling Her Baby

  • Nicole Richie's baby wasn't at all at risk for birth defects... until she went into a hot tub! [Splash News]
  • Paris Hilton is banging a 22-year-old Swedish tourist who she picked up outside his hostel. [Page Six]
  • A British packaging heiress is divorcing her husband after learning that he (allegedly) did it with Lindsay Lohan at the Cirque Lodge. [Us Weekly]


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    Britney Spears Gets To Keep Her Kids For Now

  • Little Jayden James and Sean Preston are stuck with their mom, a judge has ruled. Howevs, Britney Spears does have to undergo random drug testing, attend individual therapy and also go to parenting classes avec K Fed, horrors! [NYP]
  • O.J. just keeps getting charged with more crimes. He'll appear in court today. [CNN]
  • Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are headed to the altar... eventually. [Us]


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    Fashion Week: The Economic Rationale For Partying Like a Rockstar

    You read Us Weekly for the articles. You can't help but be interested in what Lindsay Lohan snorted, ran her car into or slept with this week. But, you went to college, you read the new Chabons and Lethems as soon as they come out! You're not a vapid person! Good news: Celebrity is not only a major driver of the economy, it's a subject worthy of academic scrutiny. University of Southern California professor Elizabeth Currid, PhD., explains the sociology of fame and pop culture.

    New Yorkers have a love-hate relationship with the fashion industry, which culminates to quite a crescendo during these special ten days in September. As Guy Trebay notes, "fashion remains the most culturally potent force that everyone loves to deride." While proud of the global cosmopolitanism and attention that fashion brings to the city, New Yorkers still remain skeptical that all the fuss of Fashion Week may amount to nothing.

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    Dina Lohan: "My Children And I Are In A Wonderful Place In Our Lives"


  • Hey, Dina Lohan, your daughter Lindsay's in rehab for the third time and you're being sued right and left and even your ex-con ex-husband is looking like a good parent compared to you. What do you have to say for yourself? ""My children and I are in a wonderful place in our lives, and people just want to make things up and see us fail!" To be fair, though, Cirque Lodge does seem like a pretty wonderful place. [24Sizzler]
  • Former Jane staffers are pissed that subscribers are getting Glamour now instead. ""I want all the Jane readers to just cancel, rather than get Glamour," one ex-staffer griped. "I hope they call and say, 'I don't want this. Give me GQ, anything but this.' " [Page Six]
  • Nicole Richie went to jail for 82 minutes. WTF, California. [TMZ]


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    Jack Nicholson Can't Spit On Anyone Anymore

  • Jack Nicholson has to continually drink water in order to swallow anything, because his salivary glands have stopped working. [Page Six]
  • Laura Bush on daughter Jenna's now-fiance in 2005: "This is not a serious boyfriend — I hate to have to be the one to say it on television. But he's a very nice young man." [Wonkette]
  • ""I've heard pregnancy was hard, but Nicole's making it so easy," [Joel] Madden told Village Pourhouse owner Michael Sinensky after deejaying the club's first-anniversary party. [R&M, second item]


  • From the mailbag: "Saw a glimpse of Nicole Richie at the French pastry shop on Spring Street by Lafayette, next to Gatsby's — continuing her eating in public campaign. Couldn't see the outfit or who she was with because the front of the shop was mobbed by about 100 onlookers. Why is she famous?" Yeah, we can't remember???